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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#461 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 27 August 2011 - 12:04 AM

Gust Hubb, on 26 August 2011 - 11:25 PM, said:

AAAAAAAAAACUUUUUUUUUUUUPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Has it been going Loco again?

meh. Link was dead :(

#462 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 27 August 2011 - 12:58 AM

TECHNODICKS

Posted Image

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#463 Loki

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 09:10 AM

'I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.'

Best pick up line ever!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#464 Gust Hubb

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 01:48 AM

A few things:

Just in case you were curious, the earliest topic (not by date but by topic #) is http://forum.malazan...php?showtopic=4

And also, just in case you were curious: Topic 1337: http://forum.malazan...?showtopic=1337

And topic 666 : http://forum.malazan...p?showtopic=666

Just in case you cared....

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss

#465 Loki

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 02:30 AM

I have so much blood dribbling out of my mouth that even vampires would sigh and mutter something about manners.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#466 Darkwatch

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 04:26 AM

There is an episode of Star Trek: Voyager in which they visit a planet of telepaths.
As such there are literally thought police. No one is allowed to have aggressive or violent thoughts. The control is so comprehensive that people on this planet cannot seem to conceive of violence somehow, yet they can understand it.
Anyway, Torres is arrested for having thought about knocking some guy over that bumped into her.
My problem here is the following: the Federation abides by the laws of planets they visit. So I'd assume it would standard procedure to check local laws for things that are uncommon. Such as murder is legal if the victim looked at you at a 45 degree angle or I don't know... violent or aggressive thoughts are illegal.
Also Tuvok, Voyager's security chief, develops a report with one of the high ranking police officials and finds out about the illegal thought stuff. Considering he's Vulcan and thus arrogant about emotionally uncontrolled species that surround him on the ship you'd think he'd mention this.
At the very least they could have briefed the away-teams about this, but I think they may even have declared general shore leave.
To be honest I'd be checking local laws and had I seen that one I would have just stayed back on the ship and hung out on the holodeck.
Frankly I'm surprised not everyone was arrested 5 minutes after beaming down.

But Torres was provoked by some kind of violent thought black market so that they'd have stock to sell. These people are so susceptible to violent thoughts that the idea of shoving a person over can push and old lady to murder with a knife in broad daylight in front of witness in cold blood.
If that's the case I'd get rich on the black market. And I like to think they name their thoughts like we name death metal songs:

Dealer:
-"Oh this is some good stuff. We call it Compelled to Lacerate. Careful you might go off and murder some innocent vendor in the market."
-"You want the hard shit? Alright I've got this one, called 'Hammer Smashed Face'. One of the best rushes."
Or
-"Jaded? Well then my friend I've got what you need. 'Cannibal Holocaust'."

If I were an invader I wouldn't attack physically I'd just drop of some psychiatric patients and give them access to the Terran internet of the 21st century.
The population would become Reavers ala Serenity in a matter of hours.

The Pub is Always Open

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#467 Wolfy

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 04:54 AM

Darkwatch, on 05 September 2011 - 04:26 AM, said:

Anyway, Torres is arrested for having thought about knocking some guy over that bumped into her.
My problem here is the following: the Federation abides by the laws of planets they visit. So I'd assume it would standard procedure to check local laws for things that are uncommon. Such as murder is legal if the victim looked at you at a 45 degree angle or I don't know... violent or aggressive thoughts are illegal.

The problem stems from the fact that they are in uncharted space and thus unfamiliar with any of the odd local laws the culture has developed.

At least that is the intended way you should swallow it ^_^

#468 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 07:59 AM

Depending on how rape-happy they get I might suggest a change of terms

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#469 Gothos

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 08:25 AM

Can't decide if this should go into messing groove or happy thread, so here it goes:
Friday night I went down to the club, not much was happening, so after a short while I made a booty call, right. So, I sit down with a beer and wait. A few minutes later this hot blonde sits next to me and starts talking... I guess I was being hit on! Real nice, but the timing was bad, I already called the other girl to come by and it would be rude to not honour our agreement. So I had to pass on the new one. I wonder if I'll meet her again sometime, I wouldn't mind at all!

As a side note, there really must be something about confidence. Since I got back into regularly hitting 2nd base, I've noted an increased interest from women. Coincidence?

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#470 Loki

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Posted 06 September 2011 - 01:19 AM

Confidence is key. At least with me it is. Really doesn't matter what a guy looks like so long as he knows he's awesome. Awesomocity is also key

In other news - I seem to be developing a major thing for guys from the southern states of America.......I keep watching the news about Lee, I'd like to say because I have an interest in international affairs but really I'm just perving.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#471 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 06 September 2011 - 03:06 AM

So I got the last Captain Hammer t-shirt available. This costume party is gonna be bitching

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#472 Loki

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Posted 06 September 2011 - 11:04 AM

I don't think that's an arm.

Nope, that's your dick.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#473 Wolfy

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 12:59 PM

Loki, on 06 September 2011 - 01:19 AM, said:

Confidence is key. At least with me it is. Really doesn't matter what a guy looks like so long as he knows he's awesome. Awesomocity is also key

Awesomocity eh? Now I know why you love me

#474 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 08:28 PM

I really need to get rid of my beard. While it is awesome, I attract hippies/VEGANS (HISSS).

And while I'm not one to kick a girl out of bed for what she refuses to eat, but COME ON.

#475 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 09:18 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 07 September 2011 - 08:28 PM, said:

I really need to get rid of my beard.

Might as well cut off your dick while you're at it.

This is a sad, sad day.

The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks

#476 tiam

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 10:02 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 07 September 2011 - 08:28 PM, said:

I really need to get rid of my beard. While it is awesome, I attract hippies/VEGANS (HISSS).

And while I'm not one to kick a girl out of bed for what she refuses to eat, but COME ON.

Make sure you trim your vagina on the same day so everyting matches

#477 King Lear

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 01:23 AM

Adjutant Stormy, on 07 September 2011 - 08:28 PM, said:

I really need to get rid of my beard. While it is awesome, I attract hippies/VEGANS (HISSS).

And while I'm not one to kick a girl out of bed for what she refuses to eat, but COME ON.

Nothing wrong with hippies.

*Men's Frights Activist*

#478 Shiara

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 03:40 AM

King Lear, on 08 September 2011 - 01:23 AM, said:

Adjutant Stormy, on 07 September 2011 - 08:28 PM, said:

I really need to get rid of my beard. While it is awesome, I attract hippies/VEGANS (HISSS).

And while I'm not one to kick a girl out of bed for what she refuses to eat, but COME ON.

Nothing wrong with hippies.

As long as they have good hygiene.

*casting the shaved knuckle*