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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#481 Slow Ben

Ranger

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 05:44 PM

Shiara, on 08 September 2011 - 03:40 AM, said:

King Lear, on 08 September 2011 - 01:23 AM, said:

Adjutant Stormy, on 07 September 2011 - 08:28 PM, said:

I really need to get rid of my beard. While it is awesome, I attract hippies/VEGANS (HISSS).

And while I'm not one to kick a girl out of bed for what she refuses to eat, but COME ON.

Nothing wrong with hippies.

As long as they have good hygiene.

HA!!!

Yeah, you find one of those and i'll look for Bigfoot.

I bet i win.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#482 Adjutant Stormy~

Captain, Team Quick Ben

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 06:20 PM

Lol you clever bastards

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#483 Loki

Knight Commander of Team Quick Ben

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WWQBDFTW?

Posted 10 September 2011 - 11:52 AM

You've got the sexual politics of a viking raid!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#484 majomull

Gallowglass

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Posted 10 September 2011 - 02:03 PM

"Sexual Politics of a Viking Raid" would be an excellent name for a rock band, or a really stiff drink.

Glittering Stone

#485 Ain't_It_Just_

The Recidivist

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Location:Oz
Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
The AIJman cometh

Posted 10 September 2011 - 02:22 PM

Why does my beard look so svelte in real life, yet so filthy in photos?

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#486 Loki

Knight Commander of Team Quick Ben

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WWQBDFTW?

Posted 11 September 2011 - 09:10 AM

Don't worry, love. Your father was a great man but we'd have gotten bored years ago if it weren't for our open relationship. I just expected that she'd be asian. Your father did love them asian ladies.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#487 Adjutant Stormy~

Captain, Team Quick Ben

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Posted 11 September 2011 - 10:18 AM

zing.

I am watching the most moe anime ever, and they just posted a new episode (STEALTH POST) and I am so squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

#488 Loki

Knight Commander of Team Quick Ben

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WWQBDFTW?

Posted 15 September 2011 - 01:03 AM

Since when do four years old own laptops??? Especially, better and more expensive ones then mine!!!! Would it be unethical to make my screensaver the WIggles so the kid likes it and then offer to trade laptops?

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#489 Loki

Knight Commander of Team Quick Ben

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WWQBDFTW?

Posted 15 September 2011 - 02:06 AM

I put Seasame street on and they are singing a song about how there is an app for everything - I think Apple have bought Seasame Street.......

OMG! The guy puppet thing who is singing the song is called Mac.....................................The youth of today are being brainwashed by Apple!!!!

This post has been edited by Loki: 15 September 2011 - 02:14 AM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#490 majomull

Gallowglass

Group: Malaz Regular
Posts: 6
Joined: 15-July 11

Posted 15 September 2011 - 12:40 PM

Is there a Cookie Monster app to help people find tasty baked goods? COOKIE!! OM NOM NOM NOM!!!

Glittering Stone

#491 Obdigore

ThunderBear

Group: High House Mafia
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 12:46 PM

majomull, on 15 September 2011 - 12:40 PM, said:

Is there a Cookie Monster app to help people find tasty baked goods? COOKIE!! OM NOM NOM NOM!!!

Cookie monster only eats vegetables now.

Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.

#492 Tapper

Lover of High House Mafia

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Location:Delft, Holland.

Posted 15 September 2011 - 12:50 PM

Loki, on 10 September 2011 - 11:52 AM, said:

You've got the sexual politics of a viking raid!

burn the women, eat the houses, fuck the sheep?

Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad

#493 Lala

Recruit

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Location:Australia
Interests:RUFFLES!

Posted 18 September 2011 - 01:57 PM

Atleast there aren't zombies everywhere......

#494 Gust Hubb

Necromancer Extraordinaire

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Interests:Glass slides with entrapped bits of colored tissue
Around, just quiet....er

Posted 13 October 2011 - 02:19 AM

Yeah, guess I shouldn't have posted those pessimistic lyrics in the happy thread, but I'm feeling loopy. Posted Image

I think sleep deprivation of my rotation is getting to me, and I'm not even on the surgery wards yet >.< .

Posted Image

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss

#495 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 13 October 2011 - 02:27 AM

Loki, on 15 September 2011 - 02:06 AM, said:

I put Seasame street on and they are singing a song about how there is an app for everything - I think Apple have bought Seasame Street.......

OMG! The guy puppet thing who is singing the song is called Mac.....................................The youth of today are being brainwashed by Apple!!!!

Lala, on 18 September 2011 - 01:57 PM, said:

Atleast there aren't zombies everywhere......

.........

I got confused as hell. Thought you all were pulling an avatar copy-cat.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#496 Ain't_It_Just_

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The AIJman cometh

Posted 13 October 2011 - 07:40 AM

So, the positive thinking movement is actually making us feel worse. I KNEW IT!

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#497 Ain't_It_Just_

The Recidivist

Group: LHTEC
Posts: 2,371
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Location:Oz
Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
The AIJman cometh

Posted 13 October 2011 - 07:40 AM

So, the positive thinking movement is actually making us feel worse. I KNEW IT!

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#498 Dolmen 2.0

is probably lying

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Posts: 2,692
Joined: 04-September 05
Location:Camorr
Interests:Walks in the park.

Waiting till jean gets here.

Posted 13 October 2011 - 01:52 PM

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

Peanut butter jelly time
peanut butter jelly time
peanut butter jelly time

now where he at
where he at
where he at

now there he go
there he go
there he go

peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly

do the peanut butter jelly
peanut budda jelleh peanut budda jelleh wit a base ball bat
do duh peanut buddy jelleh peanut budda jelleh peanut budda jelleh wit a base ball bat

#chorus 1#

now

#chorus 2#

now brake it down and freeze...........
brake it down and freeze...........
now brake it down and freeze...........
now brake it down and freeze...........

#chorus 1#

now

#chorus 2#

now tic-tac-toe-uh-huh
now tic-tac-toe-lets go
now tic-tac-toe-you got it
now tic-tac-toe-lets rock

#chorus 1#

now

#chorus 2#

now free style free style free style yo style
now free style free style free style yo style

#chorus 1#

you did it you did it you did yo yo uh huh whoew!!

This post has been edited by Dolmen+: 13 October 2011 - 01:56 PM

“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are ~~bulletproof~~ Gas-Fireproof.”

#499 Slow Ben

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Posted 13 October 2011 - 03:01 PM

I have been Michael's number two guy for about five years, and we make a great team. We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.