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#441
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Posted 18 June 2011 - 10:30 AM
Facebook keeps recommending bodybuilding and wrestling star pages to me, despite my having expressed no interest in them. Is it mocking me and my not-so-muscular build, telling me I need to get into shape or just acting plain retarded?
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#442
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Posted 19 June 2011 - 01:53 AM
If that were true, facebook would have to have absurdly good image-processing person-recognition algorithms.
Or people who just judge you and suggest ads.
Or people who just judge you and suggest ads.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#443
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 05:43 AM
Dear Original Controller,
We shared some good times, we shared some bad times. We stuck together through invasions, blights and apocalypses. We took on super mutants, tanks and Reapers. Travelled through wastelands, jungles and theme parks. From Albion to Willamette; from Fereldan to Omega - we stood by one another. But now the day has come for you to pass on your rechargable battery pack and to dim your X with it's greenish glow one final time. You shall be missed, my friend. Rest in peace now - FTW.
Your partner in gaming,
Loki
We shared some good times, we shared some bad times. We stuck together through invasions, blights and apocalypses. We took on super mutants, tanks and Reapers. Travelled through wastelands, jungles and theme parks. From Albion to Willamette; from Fereldan to Omega - we stood by one another. But now the day has come for you to pass on your rechargable battery pack and to dim your X with it's greenish glow one final time. You shall be missed, my friend. Rest in peace now - FTW.
Your partner in gaming,
Loki
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#444
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 06:53 AM
Surprising as it sounds, the gentle sound of Toto's "Africa" is quite good when doing a workout.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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#446
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 02:06 PM
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#447
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 02:09 PM
MINDFUCK!
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
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#449
Bent
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 09:02 PM
I started my new job yesterday (riding the back of a garbage truck)
In related news I quit my new job yesterday. (true story, heat stroke was very close)
In related news I quit my new job yesterday. (true story, heat stroke was very close)
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
#450
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Posted 04 August 2011 - 09:45 AM
Loki: So, I applied for that job at the hospital.
Lala: Awesome. I reckon you'd make a great candy stripper.
Loki: O_o
Guess I better buy me one of these -
candy striper.jpg (14.69K)
Number of downloads: 2
Lala: Awesome. I reckon you'd make a great candy stripper.
Loki: O_o
Guess I better buy me one of these -
candy striper.jpg (14.69K)
Number of downloads: 2
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#451
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Posted 04 August 2011 - 05:33 PM
Holy shit! the walking taco!.... imma try this!
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Posted 05 August 2011 - 01:57 AM
^^^^ where the hell was this while I was in college!?
#453
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Posted 09 August 2011 - 12:54 AM
You forgot the meat, there.
Pretty sure tacos never have had chickpeas on them. Which means....
VEGANS ARE RUINING EVERYTHING AGAIN
Pretty sure tacos never have had chickpeas on them. Which means....
VEGANS ARE RUINING EVERYTHING AGAIN
This post has been edited by Adjutant Stormy: 09 August 2011 - 12:54 AM
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#454
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Posted 09 August 2011 - 07:43 AM
Apologies for double posting.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#455
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Posted 10 August 2011 - 12:25 PM
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#456
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Posted 11 August 2011 - 02:02 PM
No finger fucking way!
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#458
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Posted 26 August 2011 - 06:52 PM
A big bug bit a bold bald bear on the bum and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#459
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Posted 26 August 2011 - 08:13 PM
Adjutant Stormy, on 26 August 2011 - 06:52 PM, said:
A big bug bit a bold bald bear on the bum and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.
surely you mean:
A big blue bug bit a bold bald brown bear on the bum and the bold bald brown bear bled blood badly?
meh. Link was dead :(
#460
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Posted 26 August 2011 - 11:25 PM
AAAAAAAAAACUUUUUUUUUUUUPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
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~Abyss
