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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#361 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 19 May 2011 - 11:35 AM

Quick Ben, on 19 May 2011 - 10:50 AM, said:

A whole new world for me to explore.

We have Twix here, but not Topics.

And to your sig: my horse is amazing.

The chip shop in my hometown would do any chocolate bar you brought them. The guy drew the line when I tried to convince him to do Malteasers

As for your horse - does he taste just like raisins?

meh. Link was dead :(

#362 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 19 May 2011 - 12:30 PM

We The Kings is an awesome band!

Suck it Errant!

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#363 King Bear

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Posted 19 May 2011 - 04:02 PM

Cocoreturns, on 19 May 2011 - 11:35 AM, said:

The guy drew the line when I tried to convince him to do Malteasers

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Other interesting foods that the fish and chip shops have been asked to fry include chocolate (21%) and sweets (16%) in general, Snickers (4%), Creme eggs (4%), and pizza (4%). Three shops each said they had been asked for deep-fried ice cream and deep-fried Maltesers. Deep-fried Toffee Crisps, bananas, pineapple rings, and Rolos had also been requested.
We conclude that Scotland's deep-fried Mars bar is not just an urban myth. Encouragingly, we did also find some evidence of the penetrance of the Mediterranean diet into Scotland, albeit in the form of deep-fried pizza.
www.thelancet.com; Vol 364 December 18/25, 2004; survey conducted for the Scottish National Health Service (NHS) among Scottish fish-and-chiperies, about the sales of deep-fried Mars bars

Cocoreturns, on 19 May 2011 - 11:35 AM, said:

As for your horse - does he taste just like raisins?

Give him a lick

#364 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 19 May 2011 - 04:05 PM

Does he turn into a plane?

The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

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#365 King Bear

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Posted 19 May 2011 - 04:17 PM

At the stroke of his mane

#366 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 19 May 2011 - 04:32 PM

And, and...does he turn back again?

#367 Slow Ben

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Posted 19 May 2011 - 04:46 PM

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.

This post has been edited by Slow Ben: 19 May 2011 - 04:48 PM

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#368 King Bear

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Posted 19 May 2011 - 04:47 PM

Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 19 May 2011 - 04:32 PM, said:

And, and...does he turn back again?

Yes, when you TUG ON HIS WINKIE!

#369 King Bear

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Posted 19 May 2011 - 04:48 PM

Slow Ben, on 19 May 2011 - 04:46 PM, said:

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.

Damn straight.

#370 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 19 May 2011 - 04:49 PM

Quick Ben, on 19 May 2011 - 04:47 PM, said:

Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 19 May 2011 - 04:32 PM, said:

And, and...does he turn back again?

Yes, when you TUG ON HIS WINKIE!

EwW, that's dirty!

#371 King Bear

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Posted 19 May 2011 - 04:57 PM

Do ya think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made
Sweet lemonade, mmmmm sweet lemonade
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade

SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE!

#372 Shiara

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Posted 20 May 2011 - 01:12 AM

Cocoreturns, on 19 May 2011 - 11:35 AM, said:

The chip shop in my hometown would do any chocolate bar you brought them. The guy drew the line when I tried to convince him to do Malteasers

Might I suggest threading a bunch of Malteasers onto a bamboo skewer for the purpose of deep-frying?

[Shiara does not in any way condone the deep-frying of food, but likes to be helpful nonetheless]

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#373 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 20 May 2011 - 06:54 AM

Shiara, on 20 May 2011 - 01:12 AM, said:

Might I suggest threading a bunch of Malteasers onto a bamboo skewer for the purpose of deep-frying?

[Shiara does not in any way condone the deep-frying of food, but likes to be helpful nonetheless]

Nice thought, but......

They'd probably crack in half if you try to skewer them....

Rather like what happens when I - THE REMAINDER OF THIS SENTENCE HAS BEEN CENSORED FOR DECENCY'S SAKE, SINCERELY, THE MANAGEMENT -

meh. Link was dead :(

#374 Silencer

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Posted 20 May 2011 - 06:57 AM

Sorry Coco, can't have you posting that kind of stuff in here. Just too far, man.

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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

#375 Gothos

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Posted 20 May 2011 - 07:18 AM

Quick Ben, on 19 May 2011 - 04:57 PM, said:

Do ya think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made
Sweet lemonade, mmmmm sweet lemonade
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade

SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE!

Redheads are awesome. Even if she's not natural - still awesome.
And the song.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#376 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 20 May 2011 - 08:02 AM

Silencer, on 20 May 2011 - 06:57 AM, said:

Sorry Coco, can't have you posting that kind of stuff in here. Just too far, man.

Goddamnit! You can't do that! At least delete the whole sentence so I'm not left wondering what such an indecent morsel of information might be! What did he say?

Coco, what did you say?

This post has been edited by Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast: 20 May 2011 - 08:03 AM

#377 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 20 May 2011 - 12:14 PM

Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 20 May 2011 - 08:02 AM, said:

Goddamnit! You can't do that! At least delete the whole sentence so I'm not left wondering what such an indecent morsel of information might be! What did he say?

Coco, what did you say?

What I said was that - SERIOUSLY YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE THIS. MOVE ALONG. SINCERELY, THE MANAGEMENT - and that's how I ended up - NOR THIS, FRANKLY. YOU'RE MIND IS A HORRIBLE PLACE COCO YOU DEGENERATE. THE MANAGEMENT - and I can never go to Guetemala again.

meh. Link was dead :(