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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#401 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 26 May 2011 - 09:53 PM

Certainly a repost,

but what the hell.

It's my birthday, and I DEMAND MUPPETS (i'm clearly getting crankier in my old age):



And also, I demand my avatar :apt: :


meh. Link was dead :(
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#402 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 26 May 2011 - 10:03 PM

Hey, Coco:


Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#403 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 26 May 2011 - 10:12 PM

Huh.

saw the listing for that on the apple trailer site and thought it looked crap.
But that trailer nearly sells it.

I might actually go watch it. Anyways, above I had one vid with muppets, and one with Queen.

Logically therefore, I must proceed to one with both:


This post has been edited by Cocoreturns: 26 May 2011 - 10:20 PM

meh. Link was dead :(
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#404 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 26 May 2011 - 10:17 PM

An excellent combination, I must say.

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 26 May 2011 - 10:28 PM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#405 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 26 May 2011 - 10:20 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 26 May 2011 - 10:17 PM, said:

Aw, now you've ruined the surprise for everyone who hasn't watched the video yet. Poor form, Coco.


What surprise? You saw nothing. Move along citizen.
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#406 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 28 May 2011 - 03:13 PM

View PostCocoreturns, on 26 May 2011 - 10:20 PM, said:

[What surprise? You saw nothing. Move along citizen.


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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#407 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 29 May 2011 - 03:50 AM

So I was walking home when I saw a hedgehog by the road, and I said "Holy shit, an actual hedgehog!" and he turned to me and said "Holy shit, an actual asshole!" so me and him had words and long story short he and his mates left me stuck in a wheely bin for half an hour. Buncha pricks.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#408 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 30 May 2011 - 02:24 AM

Posted Image
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#409 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 30 May 2011 - 02:25 AM

I love that picture...
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Posted 30 May 2011 - 04:17 AM

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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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Posted 30 May 2011 - 10:57 PM

anyone know where you can get some bad ass warhammer 40k (Alpha legion) wallpapers
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#412 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 31 May 2011 - 11:20 AM

Hwæt, ic swefna cyst secgan wylle,

hwæt mē gemætte to midre nihte,

syðþan reordberend reste wunedon.
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Posted 31 May 2011 - 11:27 AM

Excuse me? I didn't quite catch that.
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#414 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 31 May 2011 - 11:37 AM

It's the beginning of the Dream of the Rood
<3

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#415 User is offline   King Bear 

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Posted 02 June 2011 - 02:10 AM

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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#416 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 03 June 2011 - 03:46 AM

I have more teeth then everyone else in this room......admittedly one of the other occupants is a new born....but still :)

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#417 User is offline   Kurt Montandon 

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Posted 03 June 2011 - 05:18 AM

Leonard Nimoy pisses in a sink, reads porn, delivers the finger, then rolls a joint to finish the day:


This post has been edited by Kurt Montandon: 03 June 2011 - 05:26 AM

I finally have an avatar ... and it's better than yours.
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#418 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 03 June 2011 - 01:59 PM

I like the Bruno Mars version but this is for ever how I will picture that song.
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Posted 03 June 2011 - 03:51 PM

Leonard Nimoy could pummel Bruno Mars senseless just by looking at him.
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
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#420 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 08:13 PM

Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.........would you like a cookie son?
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