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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#341 User is offline   Silencer 

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 09:27 AM

View PostLoki, on 18 May 2011 - 09:26 AM, said:

View PostJade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 18 May 2011 - 08:25 AM, said:


EDIT: Look at the background -- no one else is dressing up. Posted Image


Never stops me ;)


Yes, but you're crazy-awesome. :(
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Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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#342 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 12:56 PM

I think I have a pseudo-love for Silencer. He is my main cyber man :(

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#343 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 12:58 PM

nce when does cyber mean sex?????? You rude people perverting the internets!!!! SHAME ON YOU!!!!!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#344 User is offline   Cyphon 

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 12:59 PM

*links Matador to this thread*
Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

MottI'd always pegged you as more of an Ublala
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#345 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 01:07 PM

PERVERTS! I say! I checked - cyber does not mean sexing or whatever depraved thing you think it is....gah.


I was trying to say Silencer was my internet friend......you people are mean :(

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 18 May 2011 - 06:18 PM

I present to you, the Wasp Knife!

This is what it does to a watermelon:


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Posted 18 May 2011 - 06:36 PM

View PostLoki, on 18 May 2011 - 12:56 PM, said:

He is my main cyber man :D


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#348 User is offline   HiddenOne 

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 06:43 PM

Lets see what the WASP knife does to flesh!
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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Posted 18 May 2011 - 08:53 PM

For QBMP (yes, that's your name now. Deal with it):

how could you not have tried the glory of a deep fried mars bar? What's stopping you?
by your 'available everywhere' comment i'm assuming your Scottish.

But you've honestly never had the joyful experience of a pizza crunch (pizza folded in half and deep fried, if you're wondering) supper (means with chips) with a deep fried mars bar and a glass bottle of Irn-Bru?

For Shame I Say!

SHAME!!!!
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Posted 18 May 2011 - 09:14 PM

View PostCocoreturns, on 18 May 2011 - 08:53 PM, said:

For QBMP (yes, that's your name now. Deal with it):


Will do CR :D

View PostCocoreturns, on 18 May 2011 - 08:53 PM, said:

how could you not have tried the glory of a deep fried mars bar? What's stopping you?


That's a mystery. Honestly I don't know how I never have.

View PostCocoreturns, on 18 May 2011 - 08:53 PM, said:

by your 'available everywhere' comment i'm assuming your Scottish.


Nope. Not even British.

View PostCocoreturns, on 18 May 2011 - 08:53 PM, said:

But you've honestly never had the joyful experience of a pizza crunch (pizza folded in half and deep fried, if you're wondering) supper (means with chips) with a deep fried mars bar and a glass bottle of Irn-Bru?


Nope.

View PostCocoreturns, on 18 May 2011 - 08:53 PM, said:

For Shame I Say!

SHAME!!!!


Maybe.
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Posted 18 May 2011 - 09:24 PM

View PostLoki, on 18 May 2011 - 01:07 PM, said:

PERVERTS! I say! I checked - cyber does not mean sexing or whatever depraved thing you think it is....gah.


I was trying to say Silencer was my internet friend......you people are mean :D


It's OK Loki, I'll always be here for you. :D

Besides, this is why you like me more than them. :D
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Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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#352 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 10:05 PM

View PostQuick Ben, on 18 May 2011 - 09:14 PM, said:

View PostCocoreturns, on 18 May 2011 - 08:53 PM, said:

by your 'available everywhere' comment i'm assuming your Scottish.


Nope. Not even British.



Wait a sec then - there are other countries that have accepted the brilliance of the deep fried Mars Bar?

Do tell. I thought it was a uniquely Scottish thing.
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Posted 18 May 2011 - 10:42 PM

FOR REAL!


The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 11:52 PM

View PostCocoreturns, on 18 May 2011 - 10:05 PM, said:

View PostQuick Ben, on 18 May 2011 - 09:14 PM, said:

View PostCocoreturns, on 18 May 2011 - 08:53 PM, said:

by your 'available everywhere' comment i'm assuming your Scottish.


Nope. Not even British.


Wait a sec then - there are other countries that have accepted the brilliance of the deep fried Mars Bar?

Do tell. I thought it was a uniquely Scottish thing.


Indeed, the power and the glory of the deep fried Mars has spread from your fair isle and spans the globe. According to wikipedia:
"Deep-fried Mars bars are available from some fish-and-chip shops in the UK (mainly in Scotland), Republic of Ireland, Singapore, Australia, New Zealand, Canada and the United States."

We deep fry a number of other bars too, like Moros and Snickers.

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Posted 19 May 2011 - 12:12 AM

Deep fried twinkies. End of argument.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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Posted 19 May 2011 - 12:13 AM

@Coco

I had one and a snickers and ice cream at a fair in Indiana last year.


My poor tummy......




They even deep fry Coke here.

edit-Thats Coca Cola, not cocaine. Although i'm sure someone somewheres tried that too.

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I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 19 May 2011 - 12:25 AM

View Postadjutant stormy, on 19 May 2011 - 12:12 AM, said:

Deep fried twinkies. End of argument.


I had to look twinkies up. I'd heard them mentioned in US media from time to time but had always assumed they were a biscuit. I didn't even know something called a 'snack cake' existed. So you recommend them deep fried?
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Posted 19 May 2011 - 06:41 AM

actually, on the deep fried chocolate bars argument,

i'm a big fan of both Twix and Topics.
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Posted 19 May 2011 - 10:50 AM

View PostCocoreturns, on 19 May 2011 - 06:41 AM, said:

actually, on the deep fried chocolate bars argument,

i'm a big fan of both Twix and Topics.


A whole new world for me to explore.

We have Twix here, but not Topics.

And to your sig: my horse is amazing.
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Posted 19 May 2011 - 10:53 AM

I don't like deep fried anything.



Well, maybe deep fried pavlova if that was possible. Or deep fried cake - cake always tastes good :D

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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