[Tsundoku]

The processes that need to be done to Mars to make it habitable aren't conducive to human life while they're going.
Therefore it probably couldn't be done here either, even on a less drastic scale.

We can't even manage lowering carbon emissions slightly or even recycling waste, so imagine how badly we'd fuck up anything more complicated.

[Aptorian]

https://www.reddit.c...tm_source=share

[Malankazooie]

I reserve the right, and decidedly will, wear white after Labor Day.

And yeah yeah, I know for most of you butt holes 'Labor Day' is May 1 (ya socialist fucks), but this is 'murica! dammit, and this is how we do.

[Aptorian]

What is labor day and why can't you wear white after labor day?

[Malankazooie]

Malankazooie, on 18 July 2019 - 02:51 AM, said:

So, I guess the latest bullshit that has captured people's rewired brains, short attention span nonsense is this call to storm Area 51.

Air Force warns against storming Area 51 as Facebook event reaches 1.5 million attendees

I don't know much about it, and don't really care, tbh. But I guess some initial strategies are being proposed on the most effective way to do it. Some video has leaked that shows a 'dry run' of one of the approaches being considered.

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Well the day is here (Sept. 20). Either we get some answers, or more questions are raised. Or more than likely, just a bunch of dopes decide to party it up, which at the end of the day, probably is what the main goal is anyway.

LINK

[Malankazooie]

From "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" -

Forever 21 has declared bankruptcy. The panel on this week's show were asked to provide a name for a store that will replace the once popular fashion destination and hangout spot for wayward adolescents at shopping malls.

My favorite:

A vaping store offering a variety of lung embolisms for teenagers called 'Never 21' - Tom Bodett

[Maark Abbott]

Tsundoku, on 24 August 2019 - 01:27 AM, said:

The processes that need to be done to Mars to make it habitable

Mugani? HAK HAK HAK!

[Malankazooie]

Then that young man looked down at his crotch and said '"hello ween", and that my friends was the birth of Halloween. - Gene from Bob's Burgers

[Gorefest]

Must have been a terrifying sight.

This post has been edited by Gorefest: 23 October 2019 - 06:08 AM

[Traveller]

https://twitter.com/...9537531916?s=19

[Tsundoku]

Surely Vilnius is just a legend ...

https://www.news.com...942a12f3c90078e

[Tsundoku]

EXTREME METAPHORS!!!

https://www.news.com...512b36e03a2f051

After a 53-21 loss to Clermont Auvergne in the European Rugby Champions Cup last week before Marler’s return, he spoke about how hard it was on the team.

“I wasn’t hurting as much as the lads who were out there but I definitely felt it and I know how hard the boys have taken that,” Marler said. “They will be disappointed with the account that we put out but we have got another week to get back on the horse and take that horse to the water and you can ask that horse, you can say: ‘Hey, horsey, do you want to have a drink or do you want to swim?’

“It’s up to that horse to then realise what he wants to do in his life. That horse, at the moment, wants to go out on Saturday he wants to clippity-clop all the way to The Stoop and he wants to say ‘hello’ to those fans.

“And he goes: ‘I’m sorry about the result last week, but I’m going to give a better performance here at home against Bath’ — he’s a slightly Irish horse. So we’re looking forward, like I say, to getting back on that horse.”

Asked after his answer, whether he was looking forward to “getting back on the horse”, Marler had the perfect response for that as well.

“I don’t like horses. I can’t ride.”

Classic.

[Tsundoku]

Like Vilnius, is this place an urban legend or is it just absurdly hard to find?

https://www.news.com...65763a439ad6c7c

[Tsundoku]

I'll just keep plugging away ...

You know your team is regarded with utmost contempt when a guy retires rather than play for you. And says so.

https://www.news.com...17e18c3cdd7be0f

It's the third story down "KNICKS KICKED WHILE THEY’RE DOWN". Ow, savage!

[Malankazooie]

One of the worst owners in all of professional sports. Adam Silver should really try to step in and force him out.

[Tsundoku]

I just realise you can't have "Norsemen" without "semen".

Works on so many levels.

[Malankazooie]

Trifle not, beetle-headed dolt. Tis clear, I am a knight

I shall lacerate your liver, you pribbling ill natured maggot-pie!

Beslubbering beef-witted barnacle!

Mammering, hedgeborn moldwarp!

Spongy... fat-kidney'd... foot-licker!

Gleeking boil-brained fustilarian!

Reeky, plume-plucked miscreant and son of a venomed swag-bellied skainsmate!

BOOM!

[Tiste Simeon]

And the ridiculous lists of the decade keep coming...

https://junkee.com/i...s-decade/232884

Though I'm sure some of these were pre-2010...

[Aptorian]

The hero Gotham needs.

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/y54KcPk

[Tsundoku]

Ocracoke Island off North Carolina, has it's own brogue, dialect and interesting culture.

http://www.bbc.com/t...abethan-english

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 23 December 2019 - 04:48 PM