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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#1321 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 28 July 2018 - 08:55 PM

"Keke Challenge" translates to "Utter fucking morons". Darwin was right. :crybaby:

https://www.news.com...f6a816798f15083
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Posted 28 July 2018 - 09:11 PM

I kinda like this challenge in general, I just don't see why so many people are getting out on the driver's side of the car.
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Posted 01 August 2018 - 11:36 PM

Scapey the Scapegoat. As seen on the Jim Jefferies Show.

https://twitter.com/ScapeyScapegoat
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#1324 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 09:12 PM

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#1325 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 21 August 2018 - 12:05 PM

Fuck me, but that's an impressive half-time spray: :p
Dude must read Matthew Stover.

https://www.news.com...dae24c7af7cba7e

(blah blah blah)

...

Here’s a transcript of what was said to a playing group who no doubt sat back too afraid to move, or look their coach in the eye.

“In this room there’s 22 players and I reckon 10 of you are the dumbest f***ers I’ve ever coached in 16 years. And I don’t give a f*** if you don’t like me saying that, but you’re f***ing dumb,” the coach said, not easing in to the address at all.

“Three goals we gave up that quarter from coming back through the corridor from the three worst f***ers I’ve ever coached kicking-wise in senior football.

“You mustn’t like winning. They walked it out of the middle, we’ve got no sweat ‘oh yeah, f***ing my bad’. You must like being s***.

“You want to be mediocre, you don’t want to be winners. Because your actions don’t show it.

“They walked it out of our forward line four f***ing times.

“Overlap, overlap, overlap. But when the balls in our forward line, we’ve got three loose c*** there. We didn’t give these two blokes a chop out because you were too f***ing busy waiting it out.

“I’ve kept it f***ing so simple this year it’s f***ing hurt me. Even when you do get it, you go back to what doesn’t work.

“It’s never worked for ya and you keep doing it and doing it, every f***ing week you keep doing what doesn’t work for ya, that’s why you’re f***ing dumb.

“Ya f***ing s***, you want to put up with that, you’re shit. F***ing crap.”

Just when it looked like it may be over, he then turned his attention to a select few players who had caught his eye.

“You’re f***ing s***, sit on the bench,” he said with venom to one player.

“You’re playing on a f***ing spud, he’s under-12 level … under-12 level and you’re standing there in the middle of f***ing nowhere doing f*** all you might as well be under-12s. Can I make it any f***ing clearer?”

As if being baked in front of your teammates wasn’t bad enough, the coach then demanded answers from the player.

“What can you do to help us? What can you do to help us?”

Although it wasn’t loud enough to hear, the player was able to muster a response to his fire-breathing coach, which he was clearly happy with … we think.

“Give the boy a clap, can you f***ing do it though?” the response came back.

“Get some water into ya before I have a f***ing heart attack.

“If there’s any more of those s*** kicks inside and you turn one over, get over the f***ing fence get in your car and go home.”

That’s one way to deliver a message to the troops and send them back onto the field.

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 21 August 2018 - 12:07 PM

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#1326 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 20 September 2018 - 08:55 AM

The Mrs and I made a political meme. Ooooh, go us.

For the Aussies on the board, or anyone who has seen our politics for the last few years with special reference to the Peter Dutton Au pair scandal which is happening now.

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 04 October 2018 - 02:16 AM

I laughed waaaay to hard at this.


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#1328 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 04 October 2018 - 07:50 AM

So ants are like the 99% and we are the Republican party?
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#1329 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 07:45 AM

Australia: Even Kiwis are shit scared of it. :)

https://www.news.com...9b0f678640a9828

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 03 December 2018 - 07:53 AM

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#1330 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 18 December 2018 - 12:02 PM

For all the shit we give cops (and let's face it sometimes it's well deserved, especially traffic cops amirite?), sometimes I realise most of them do NOT get paid anywhere near what they should*.

https://www.news.com...a5fdb7d5115b740

* Racist, trigger-happy cops not included
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 18 December 2018 - 02:05 PM

I describe police officers as the garbage men of a society's societal waste and debris.

I'm glad I don't have to handle violent gang members, addicts who've ODed, drunk couples fist fighting at 2 in the morning, mentally ill people shouting at people at the train station, etc.

Police officers deserve respect for handling all the shit none of us want to deal with.

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Posted 08 January 2019 - 05:43 PM

Yes! The name of my metal band has been revealed! Super Blood Wolf Moon. Posted Image

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Posted 14 January 2019 - 08:31 AM

I've heard about this sort of thing before but this sounds more like a Spidernado:

https://www.news.com...ff7b892151fc316
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

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Posted 14 January 2019 - 09:05 AM

You know how some people go outside to catch snowflakes on their tongue? That but for giant spiders.
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Posted 21 January 2019 - 08:40 AM

Ok, the avocado craze can official die now.

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Posted 23 January 2019 - 12:54 PM

Oh Netflix, you so silly ...

https://www.news.com...5c4d8c86de34011
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 23 January 2019 - 04:10 PM

Those were awesome.
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Posted 23 January 2019 - 09:05 PM

I'll take Morgoth (Norway) over Abyss (Can't-A-Duh) any day.

Canada, Norway lock horns over moose statues

Abyss (www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmErRm-vApI)
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#1339 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 31 January 2019 - 12:44 PM

The NT News, another kwality Murdoch paper ...

but funny AF.

https://www.news.com...fdc9bd2dc510db3
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

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Posted 02 May 2019 - 11:11 PM

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