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Low blow: Vuvuzelas hit Sydney
* By Brendan Hills
* From: The Sunday Telegraph
* June 20, 2010 5:06PM
STOCK up on earplugs - the vuvuzela craze is coming to a footy game near you.
The head-splitting horn which is providing the soundtrack to South Africa's football World Cup is already on sale in Sydney - and retailers say they are struggling to keep up with demand.
They predict the droning buzz will soon be heard "everywhere" in coming weeks at sports events in Australia.
The prospect drew a mixed response from administrators. The AFL said horns were already banned, the NRL said it would monitor the situation while Football Federation Australia said it would only act if the vuvuzelas became a problem.
The plastic horns emit just one note - a b-flat - at a decibel level just shy of a jet take-off, depending on the lungs of the blower. They have created a blaring brouhaha at the World Cup with complaints the noise drowns out TV commentators and all other sounds in the stadiums.
How easy is it to find a vuvuzela in Sydney?
In one hour, The Sunday Telegraph had bought a box of 12 vuvuzelas from Appaloosa Toys in Western Sydney for $70.
Appaloosa director Vaughn DeKretser said their popularity increased dramatically at the start of the World Cup.
"I usually sell 200 in a week but I've already sold 1000 in three days, he said. "I'd say we'll see a few more at games in Sydney."
It is believed retailers are already inquiring about boosting imports of the instruments in the wake of the World Cup.
The Sunday Telegraph road-tested the vuvuzela on the streets of Sydney last week to gauge the reaction of Australians and quickly found it was not a good way to win friends and influence people.
We were ejected from the steps of the Opera House, no fewer than five pubs, the Australian Stock Exchange, and failed to impress when we joined a group of buskers at Circular Quay.
People in Pitt Street Mall blocked their ears and scurried past as they came into earshot.
A bar worker at Circular Quay gave us a lengthy dressing down.
When asked what he thought of the vuvuzela he said: "I'd love you guys to leave; I don't want to hear that again, that's for sure."
On a bench in Hyde Park, two young lovers said being serenaded by a vuvuzela love song did nothing to heighten their romantic feelings. "It's the worst noise I've ever heard, can you stop?" Zoie, 18, said.
McDonalds at Circular Quay, which sells a 2010 World Cup Mug with Big Mac Meals, asked us to leave after six or seven toots.
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