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Guild Wars 2 Twice the guildiness, twice the war
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Posted 07 June 2012 - 12:41 PM
So, I've fallen behind on updating this thread BUT NO LONGER
GUILD WARS 2 BETA WEEKEND EVENT TWO TOMORROW PEEPS AND PEEPETTES
Start up your clients and get those updates downloaded! There's a lot of them, so I'd hurry. Highlights of this build include characters made last beta weekend being kept, a level 25-35 zone being opened and access to the explorable versions of the Ascalon Catacombs once you hit 35, and a huge laundry list of problems from last time being fixed for this one!
Downsides NO MORE SIT JUMPING I AM DESTROYED
GUILD WARS 2 BETA WEEKEND EVENT TWO TOMORROW PEEPS AND PEEPETTES
Start up your clients and get those updates downloaded! There's a lot of them, so I'd hurry. Highlights of this build include characters made last beta weekend being kept, a level 25-35 zone being opened and access to the explorable versions of the Ascalon Catacombs once you hit 35, and a huge laundry list of problems from last time being fixed for this one!
Downsides NO MORE SIT JUMPING I AM DESTROYED
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 08 June 2012 - 03:36 PM
Playing Guild Wars 2, man this shit is so fun
Name an MMO lets you shoot rabbits with guns
Grab a flamethrower
Burn big lizards and bad wizards in the sun
Name an MMO lets you shoot rabbits with guns
Grab a flamethrower
Burn big lizards and bad wizards in the sun
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 02:04 AM
I have decided I will buy this game with my tax return.
That is all.
That is all.
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 04:44 AM
You have made an excellent decision.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 07:25 AM
He has, hasn't he?
This BWE was even better than the last one. Fuck knows what they tweaked with the combat but I had a MUCH better sense of what I was doing in huge crowds of players during DE's.
I was gutted when I finished the Lvl 20 stage of my personal story and saw the 'Continued on Release' message.
Also, Guardian + Greatsword is stupidly fun.
This BWE was even better than the last one. Fuck knows what they tweaked with the combat but I had a MUCH better sense of what I was doing in huge crowds of players during DE's.
I was gutted when I finished the Lvl 20 stage of my personal story and saw the 'Continued on Release' message.
Also, Guardian + Greatsword is stupidly fun.
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 01:48 PM
It really is isn't it?
I was playing my guardian with a greatsword alongside Illy's for the little bit I got to play this weekend (we were away at a wedding for most of it). I also really like the hammer (goes especially well when coordinated with another melee character, and I frikkin' love the torch. The flame breath, looks and sound so awesome as is really rather damaging. Oh, and the staff, stupidly wide autoattack is stupidly wide
Glad you liked it Centz
I was playing my guardian with a greatsword alongside Illy's for the little bit I got to play this weekend (we were away at a wedding for most of it). I also really like the hammer (goes especially well when coordinated with another melee character, and I frikkin' love the torch. The flame breath, looks and sound so awesome as is really rather damaging. Oh, and the staff, stupidly wide autoattack is stupidly wide
Glad you liked it Centz
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"Averted the rapture by drowning the baby Jesus in his own tears"
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 04:39 PM
Oh man, you have no idea how fun the guardian greatsword is until you've used the fifth skill, Binding Blade (which throws a bunch of ethereal blades chained to you out to about five dudes which does damage over time AND you can hit it again to draw them all to you) outside a gate siege in WvW and drag a defending thief standing too close to the edge off the paraphets to his impact and swordy death. Of course, the thief could do the same back with Scorpion Wire in the opposite situation but that's only fair. AND they're extending the range of the scepter and staff for next time, since the guardian has the worst range options and they want to fix that.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 11:03 PM
I probably wont play in the beta's much, as I prefer to wait for the finished product so I can fully enjoy the game But I thoroughly enjoyed the hour or so I played while Luci was at the wedding on his log in (Thanks Luci!). I played a Ranger with a Long Bow... was awesome 
But I thoroughly enjoyed the hour or so I played while Luci was at the wedding on his log in (Thanks Luci!). I played a Ranger with a Long Bow... was awesome
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
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Posted 15 June 2012 - 12:05 AM
Obdigore, on 14 June 2012 - 10:54 PM, said:
I was in MN all weekend so didn't get to play, did any of you do the Dungeon?
Just the story version, the silver enemies ruined us a bunch of times but that's mostly because of tight hallways and melee dudes blocking you from reaching the damage dealers. The bosses weren't too bad, save the couple who got stronger when they were closer who I believe everyone hates. The explorable is apparently the literal devil though, so I don't know.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 16 June 2012 - 01:20 PM
ALSO here is a map with all the major Guild Wars 1 locations marked on the Guild Wars 2 areas, with a few rather interesting location matchups. It's also pretty big, so behind the spoiler box it goes:
Spoiler
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 24 June 2012 - 06:40 PM
2 things:
1. Stress test for four hours starting 10am GMT on Wednesday, so 11am to 3pm for English type folk
2. As a followup to the previous post of hugeness, someone found a a texture in the .dat file for a globe of Tyria the world:
And here is that map with the GW2 Tyria continent and GW1 Cantha and Elona continent maps added:
OH GEE I WONDER IF THEY'LL HAVE SPACE TO EXPAND
1. Stress test for four hours starting 10am GMT on Wednesday, so 11am to 3pm for English type folk
2. As a followup to the previous post of hugeness, someone found a a texture in the .dat file for a globe of Tyria the world:
And here is that map with the GW2 Tyria continent and GW1 Cantha and Elona continent maps added:
OH GEE I WONDER IF THEY'LL HAVE SPACE TO EXPAND
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 28 June 2012 - 01:29 PM
Damn, you beat me to it!
And only by like 10 minutes too! (I saw you posted, finished reading other stuff, then came back)
And only by like 10 minutes too! (I saw you posted, finished reading other stuff, then came back
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"Averted the rapture by drowning the baby Jesus in his own tears"
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Posted 28 June 2012 - 02:06 PM
Finally know the release date: good! The actual release date: eh. My Uni classes start again on Aug. 27...
Two months to get Legendary Guardian so I can have all the items unlocked in the Hall of Monuments. No problem. right?
Looking forward to GW2 and likely some Malaz inspired names (esp. Engineer). Love seeing the maps, this game should be awesome.
Two months to get Legendary Guardian so I can have all the items unlocked in the Hall of Monuments. No problem. right?
Looking forward to GW2 and likely some Malaz inspired names (esp. Engineer). Love seeing the maps, this game should be awesome.
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Posted 29 June 2012 - 03:17 PM
Tavvar, on 28 June 2012 - 02:06 PM, said:
Finally know the release date: good! The actual release date: eh. My Uni classes start again on Aug. 27... 
Two months to get Legendary Guardian so I can have all the items unlocked in the Hall of Monuments. No problem. right?
Looking forward to GW2 and likely some Malaz inspired names (esp. Engineer). Love seeing the maps, this game should be awesome.
Two months to get Legendary Guardian so I can have all the items unlocked in the Hall of Monuments. No problem. right?
Looking forward to GW2 and likely some Malaz inspired names (esp. Engineer). Love seeing the maps, this game should be awesome.
My thief is named Notapsalar and Bent is my Charr engineer
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 01:13 AM
Annoyingly sooner than I was expecting >.<
Will try and fit it in the budget somewhere post NZ trip.... cause I want my Charr Engineer awesomeness
Will try and fit it in the budget somewhere post NZ trip.... cause I want my Charr Engineer awesomeness
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Posted 19 July 2012 - 09:18 PM
Finally on comedown from good news and can post here again, so next and final Beta Weekend Event featuring the asura and sylvari will start in about 21 hours and forty minutes, but why bother with my posts when you can use...
THIS!?
http://gw2status.com for all your time til release/headstart/possible stress test needs.
THIS!?
http://gw2status.com for all your time til release/headstart/possible stress test needs.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 10 August 2012 - 03:04 AM
Been pretty busy and not paying much attention BUT not only was there another stress test today (Aug 9th) from 8pm to midnight British Summer Time, there's another tomorrow same time on the 10th! If there's another on the 11th I'm going to cry, that's my mate's wedding and I won't be able to play damn it
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
