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Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.

#1021 RaZjInSaR

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Posted 14 December 2009 - 11:02 PM

Aye seriously, why destroy the fun in life by being a lame gay vampire who a. sparkles.... (enough said) b. doesn't drink blood causing c. lack of violence to human kind meaning d. an inability to take over the world!!!!!! AND THEY'RE CALLING THESE VAMPIRES?! WHAT THE HELLL PEOPLE!!!!!!!! I hate panzy people! AND WHAT'S THE OBSESSION WITH HIGH SCHOOL AMERICA! Can any American please explain!!! Ohhh let's start on high school musical, in vampire form next!

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 01:20 AM

I know. It annoys me how it's different but not original. Hell, Stephordy Mayo should have stuck with tried and tested vampires. Not this syrupy crap.

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 04:42 PM

To be honest AIJ, even had the ticks in twilight not sparkled and not daywalk, the book would still have sucked.

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#1024 MTS

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 12:08 AM

This is true. Even if Edward fed babies to his many vampire brides, the books would still suck. Probably because they'd break a fang trying to feed. You all know how clumsy women are!

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#1025 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 01:20 AM

Darkwatch, on 15 December 2009 - 04:42 PM, said:

To be honest AIJ, even had the ticks in twilight not sparkled and not daywalk, the book would still have sucked.

Well, you've got me there...and kudos to Mappo for that charming insight.

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1026 Juvenis

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 04:14 PM

Okay I just spent waaaay too much time reading through most of this thread, but (despite not really knowing you guys) I laughed oh so hard so many times. I hate Twilight. Luckily, my girlfriend of two years also thinks it is stupid :crybaby:

She read half of the first one becuase of a reccomendation, but couldn't stand it.

#1027 Slow Ben

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 05:20 PM

Hold on tight to that one my friend.

I'm having to slowly ween mine away from it.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#1028 MTS

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 06:14 PM

Trying to get my girlfriend to stay away from Twilight is like trying to get the Klan to embrace affirmative action. Count your blessings friend, that one's a keeper. Tough to find young women with brains these days...

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#1029 LadyMTL

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 09:56 PM

Mappo, on 18 December 2009 - 06:14 PM, said:

I'm a woman with brains (as for young...that would depend on what you consider young) and hate Twilight too, and that's even with three of my co-workers trying to brainwash me into thinking that it's anything other than dreck / an insult to the entire vampire genre. Mind you, I think my boyfriend would have dumped me if I had liked it. Or hell, I would have dumped me! Bad taste on that epic a scale is scary...

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#1030 Stradivarius

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 10:14 PM

burn the books and piss on the ashes!!!!

for fuck sake noone should be made to read anything they dont want to let alone that pish!

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#1031 idcemochick

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 05:12 AM

actually...im a girl i agree twilight books are good to read. but im not obsessed with it at all. i read them then kept moving on to other books. seriously i hate when ppl get obsessed with twilight and blow it alllll out of proportion

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 05:39 AM

Who are you agreeing with? I haven't seen anybody agree that "Twilight books are good." Rather the opposite, actually. I do applaud you moving on and mocking Twitards, though. Your presence here denotes an at least cursory glance at the MBotF, well done.

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 09:07 AM

I was surfing YouTube this morning and saw a video entitled "TWILIGHT GRANNY WANTS EDWARD!"

I died a little inside.

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1034 Mr.James

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 11:58 PM

today I saw the twilight books.....translated to arabic....I stood there in the middle of the street and started to curse every deity in this world....add this to the cullenism culthumanity has failed

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just found this...thought to share it with you people, don't think I've seen here before!

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 12:16 AM

Mr.James, on 03 January 2010 - 11:58 PM, said:

Ahahahah that is great!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1036 stone monkey

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 07:59 PM

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#1037 Veilside

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 08:18 PM

I'm so glad my girlfriend's more interested in reading true crime and Steven King books than Twilight.

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 09:11 PM

RaZjInSaR, on 14 December 2009 - 11:02 PM, said:

AND WHAT'S THE OBSESSION WITH HIGH SCHOOL AMERICA! Can any American please explain!!! Ohhh let's start on high school musical, in vampire form next!

Because it's a huge and highly lucrative demographic.

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 09:51 PM

Ding ding ding ding!

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Posted 12 January 2010 - 02:03 AM

One of the powerful economic demographics in North America, and one of the most retarded (the other being the 40+ lonely morons who order from infomercials.)

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