[Gothos]

Darkwatch, on 04 December 2009 - 03:53 PM, said:

Just read this on Cracked, thought to share:

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He also abstains from consuming human blood, instead choosing to drink that of animals. This has led to the Cullen family joke that they are "vegetarians". A search for anyone who finds this funny is ongoing.

Source: You really want to read this if you need your dose of laughs.


Also these two videos:
Part One
Part Two

have rep.

[Illuyankas]

Gothos, on 04 December 2009 - 12:09 PM, said:

There does seem to be a growing split between the current usage of words such as "fag" or "gay" and their use in past decades - they seemto refer to homosexuals less getting closer to "lame" as time passes on. Culture of teh internets I guess.

When you see homosexuals being called 'fagfags' as an insult, it just gets ridiculous.

[Darkwatch]

Things are getting interesting. Twilight bashing is now getting played out.
In fact I'm getting bored in general. Some of it is still funny, but not as much as it used to be.
Unless I encounter a twitard in real life and have to deal with it, the internet just isn't entertaining on this subject anymore.
The internet has bashed it over the head into death at which point it has turned into a horse.
I'll still give a nice head slap to any twitard that wonders onto the board, but it will be with dispassionate lethargy.

[beru]

you darkwatch is lucky you dont got eny twitards you met often...

[caladanbrood]

Apparently, there was going to be more Twilight books, but Steph Meyer got so pissed off about people on the internet leaking fake versions, she said she wouldn't do more.




Yay for the internet

[Illuyankas]

There's a 50% chance that it was Robert Pattinson who leaked that last script, incidentally. The sacrifices he's made to save us from the horror, the torment he's gone through since accepting that cursed role... The man is a hero.

[Darkwatch]

Indeed, I have nothing but pity for Rpatz.
Condemned to have underage stalkers for a long time.

[Tsundoku]

Darkwatch, on 05 December 2009 - 08:10 PM, said:

Indeed, I have nothing but pity for Rpatz.
Condemned to have underage stalkers for a long time.

Sounds like a healthy dose of envy too ...

[Darkwatch]

I already have to hide from some as it is. I don't want to have to deal any more of them.

[Gothos]

tbh a squeeking twitard wouldn't get me up at all, no matter how hot looking. jeebus.

anyway, yeah, I feel really, really sorry for poor Pattison. he's gonna be Eddy the Spark for the rest of his career. a true martyr for the cause.

[Satan]

Naw. It'll take a while, but he'll get out of that role eventually.

[Illuyankas]

Probably when he ages too much for the Twitards to photoshop out, breaking the illusion.

[rhulad]

Or when he "accidentally" stops breathing from an overdose on anti-depressants. Nobody can live with what that poor man has to.

[Darkwatch]

Well considering that Rpatz at least knew what the character was (a douchebag) when he went into the auditions. Since the character is established in the first book and the first movie's script.
What I'm wondering is did Taylor Lautner (aka: Jacob, aka: shirtless Werewolf) know the extent of his character's stupidity? It's been widely mentioned (cracked, movie Bob, Bum Reviews) that in the second installment Jacob is a true Knight in Shinning armour compared to the rest of the characters. But as mentioned in Cracked's synopsis of the series the character becomes a douchebag in the third book and goes on to fall romantico-sexually in love with a newborn infant.
So then the question is will the 4th movie (which will be made, hell the 3rd movie is already in post. A sad day to be alive I know.) downplay the whole massive newborn baby lust? Transform it into family friend uncle companionship?
If it doesn't down play it and goes into family friend uncle with boundary issues, what will Lautner do? Accept to play that or try desperately to change the script or commit suicide?

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Darkwatch, on 09 December 2009 - 11:57 PM, said:

If it doesn't down play it and goes into family friend uncle with boundary issues, what will Lautner do? Accept to play that or try desperately to change the script or commit suicide?

Hmmm....sounds like quite a sticky wicket. My guessis they will derive from the book. It's not like it's sacred or anything-just look at HP.

Oh, and brood, if you're right...BEERS AT MY PLACE!!!!

[Hellian's Keg Lid]

Well fortunately (having read the books but not being a twi-hard, just unable to scrape it from my brain) Meyer explains away the love as non-sexual but all-binding or some gibberish. Not until the spawn is old enough or similar, gahhhh. My eyes. Explanation? Magic.

Also spawn grows at a ridiculous rate so much that by the end of book 4 its gone from newborn --> 3/4 years old in size.

This post has been edited by Hellian's Keg Lid: 10 December 2009 - 10:00 PM

[caladanbrood]

 

Ain, on 10 December 2009 - 12:00 AM, said:

Oh, and brood, if you're right...BEERS AT MY PLACE!!!!

Of course I'm right    I'll take seven, thank you very much

This post has been edited by caladanbrood: 10 December 2009 - 10:04 PM

[Ain't_It_Just_]

caladanbrood, on 10 December 2009 - 10:03 PM, said:

 

Ain, on 10 December 2009 - 12:00 AM, said:

Oh, and brood, if you're right...BEERS AT MY PLACE!!!!

Of course I'm right    I'll take seven, thank you very much

Sure. Oh, and feel free to take anything else that interests you.

[Trotts]

Meyer actually wrote the first book over again, except for Edward's perspective. *shudder*

[Illuyankas]

Hellian, on 10 December 2009 - 09:58 PM, said:

Well fortunately (having read the books but not being a twi-hard, just unable to scrape it from my brain) Meyer explains away the love as non-sexual but all-binding or some gibberish. Not until the spawn is old enough or similar, gahhhh. My eyes. Explanation? Magic.

MAGICAL CHILD GROOMING





ALSO LINKS

http://www.the-editi...m/twilight.html

http://www.the-editi...t-new-moon.html

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 11 December 2009 - 08:00 AM