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#10341 worry

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Posted 12 February 2019 - 06:00 AM

NSFW:

Spoiler

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#10342 Aptorian

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Posted 12 February 2019 - 08:00 AM

Looks like Will Smith ate Shaq.

#10343 Tsundoku

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Posted 12 February 2019 - 10:11 AM

Alternative Goose, on 12 February 2019 - 08:00 AM, said:

Looks like Will Smith ate Shaq Smurf.

FTFY.

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#10344 Cause

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Posted 12 February 2019 - 12:47 PM

worry, on 12 February 2019 - 06:00 AM, said:

NSFW:

Spoiler

Aladin porn parady?

#10345 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 12 February 2019 - 02:02 PM

Cause, on 12 February 2019 - 12:47 PM, said:

worry, on 12 February 2019 - 06:00 AM, said:

NSFW:

Spoiler

Aladin porn parady?

SCENE: A young lady in too few clothes walks into a laundrette with a basket of thongs.

She walks up to the nearest empty washing machine and opens its door.

LADY: I guess it's time I got a load in!

A PASSING GENIE:

worry, on 12 February 2019 - 06:00 AM, said:

ALOADIN: a real magic carpet ride; NOW IN CINEMAS EVERYWHERE

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#10346 Malankazooie

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Posted 12 February 2019 - 05:37 PM

#10347 Macros

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Posted 13 February 2019 - 12:31 PM

Screenshot_20190213_095315_com.android.chrome.jpg (445.48K)
Number of downloads: 0

2012
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#10348 worry

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Posted 14 February 2019 - 12:57 AM

Trailer #1 for Tolkien is out. Kinda more than a teaser, but still only 1 minute long. Appreciated!

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#10349 Slow Ben

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Posted 14 February 2019 - 06:53 PM

A Breaking Bad "sequel" movie is coming to Netflix.

Science Bitches!

https://www.msn.com/...flix/vi-BBTz6tv

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#10350 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 14 February 2019 - 09:32 PM

I'm watching the movie Valentine's Day. My god it's awful.

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#10351 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 15 February 2019 - 03:24 AM

Mezla PigDog, on 14 February 2019 - 09:32 PM, said:

I'm watching the movie Valentine's Day. My god it's awful.

And yet you loved it?

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We all Scream
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#10352 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 20 February 2019 - 05:17 PM

Alita:battle angel is gooooood! Go see it, I need it to be successful so I can get a sequel. So much better than I expected it to be.

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#10353 Tsundoku

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Posted 20 February 2019 - 10:34 PM

Captain Marvel first reactions tweets. No spoilers so it's OK to peek IMHO.

https://editorial.ro...cial-reactions/

#10354 worry

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Posted 27 February 2019 - 02:58 AM

Nice profile of Dave Bautista: http://www.tampabay....e-a-movie-star/

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#10355 Salt-Man Z

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Posted 27 February 2019 - 05:26 AM

worry, on 27 February 2019 - 02:58 AM, said:

Nice profile of Dave Bautista: http://www.tampabay....e-a-movie-star/

That was fantastic, thanks!

"Here is light. You will say that it is not a living entity, but you miss the point that it is more, not less. Without occupying space, it fills the universe. It nourishes everything, yet itself feeds upon destruction. We claim to control it, but does it not perhaps cultivate us as a source of food? May it not be that all wood grows so that it can be set ablaze, and that men and women are born to kindle fires?"
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#10356 polishgenius

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Posted 27 February 2019 - 05:36 AM

This looks... really rather good?

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#10357 Aptorian

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Posted 27 February 2019 - 07:14 AM

worry, on 27 February 2019 - 02:58 AM, said:

Nice profile of Dave Bautista: http://www.tampabay....e-a-movie-star/

I don't know man. That bastard assaulted an old man just this week:

https://youtu.be/LfOSGrhIDK8

#10358 Macros

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Posted 27 February 2019 - 09:03 AM

on his fucking 70th birthday too.

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#10359 Malankazooie

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Posted 28 February 2019 - 06:22 AM

She would eat Thanos for breakfast and shit chunks of him out at lunch. Of course the collateral damage would be incomprehensible, but meh, our corner of the universe is crappy anyway, so could use a good scouring by perfect destruction. Posted Image

#10360 Traveller

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Posted 28 February 2019 - 06:55 AM

polishgenius, on 27 February 2019 - 05:36 AM, said:

This looks... really rather good?

It kind of... does? We've watched trailer 1 quite a lot now, and it's sort of growing on me. Live action mewtwo?! And Charizard... I don't see how we won't all be going to see this on release.

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So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.