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Do I swear too much? Will have swearwords, so be advised

Poll: Do I swear too much? (54 member(s) have cast votes)

So, do I?

  1. Funk yes (11 votes [20.75%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.75%

  2. Funk no (5 votes [9.43%])

    Percentage of vote: 9.43%

  3. I have no funking idea (3 votes [5.66%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.66%

  4. I think you use profanity slightly too much but tend to keep it to reasonable limits (6 votes [11.32%])

    Percentage of vote: 11.32%

  5. You should swear more, you pussy (14 votes [26.42%])

    Percentage of vote: 26.42%

  6. You should replace all your swearwords with graphic descriptions of genitalia instead (6 votes [11.32%])

    Percentage of vote: 11.32%

  7. I funking well am Dolorous Funking Menhir and I funking think this funking thread is funking stupid, muddyfootster (8 votes [15.09%])

    Percentage of vote: 15.09%

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#81 User is offline   Leoman 

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 08:14 AM

I see. Teachers do give me trouble for using it once in a whole.


You're up late by the way!
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#82 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 08:16 AM

Terrible insomnia. Plagued me for years.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#83 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 08:17 AM

Bugger comes from the word Buggery. It defines a person having sex with an animal or a person who has anal sex with other people.

It's the same as old sod = sodomist.
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#84 User is offline   Leoman 

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 08:17 AM

Pity.
My city sure is more peaceful at night though :D
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#85 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 09:33 AM

View PostZanth13, on Feb 24 2009, 05:16 PM, said:

i guess like all places you have to obey the law of the land or face the punishments...

Heya bloke, how's it hanging?

Especially in certain countries, eh? I certainly hope this forum is never subject to Sharia law. :D

Swearing for emphasis, or just occasionally = ok. Avoid the c-bomb though please.
We can all argue different viewpoints, but frankly it's the one most people agree is over the boundary.
And just because some women use it as well doesn't make it ok, it just makes them ... experienced. :D

I swear more than I used to (the environment I'm in, sorry to say), but at least I don't "swear like a Marine" (cue LM).

Cheers,

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#86 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 09:37 AM

Where is Lost Marine? Haven't seen him in a while...
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Posted 24 February 2009 - 09:44 AM

View PostSombra, on Feb 24 2009, 10:33 AM, said:

Avoid the c-bomb though please.

The c-bomb - USA's new weapon against Muslim fundamentalists.
Legalise drugs! And murder!
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#88 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 02:20 PM

Bloody and bugger are perfectly fine now? Score.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 24 February 2009 - 06:12 PM

View PostAptorian, on Feb 24 2009, 02:37 AM, said:

Where is Lost Marine? Haven't seen him in a while...


He's probably lost.
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#90 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 06:28 PM

I'm surprised this particular gem hasn't been produced yet
2012
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Posted 24 February 2009 - 06:31 PM

View PostMacros, on Feb 24 2009, 01:28 PM, said:

I'm surprised this particular gem hasn't been produced yet



lol!!

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NCC receives well done award


That's an award that no self respecting person needs. "Well done?" is that all, you mother fuckers?
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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#92 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 06:31 PM

how do those misguided people express their emotions?
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#93 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 06:52 PM

Ah, Macros, I have their book!


(REALLY wouldn't scan down if you're at work)

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#94 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 07:18 PM

Oh. I remember that. /b/ tried launching some kind of campaign against them but I don't think it ever got rolling properly.

Annoying kid. Children not cussing is unnatural.
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Posted 25 February 2009 - 01:21 AM

Replace the swear-words...with warrens!

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Suck it Errant!


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#96 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 01:52 AM

I frequent another forum where swears are automatically replaced with other words.

Cunt became tapir.

It's vastly amusing, if utterly stupid.
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#97 User is offline   Zanth13 

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 01:58 AM

@sombra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im hanging in there, drinking to much, spending to much money, and being a procrastinator... the usual for garrison life i guess... love being back

How about you?

I need to work on my cussing in real life, its cool amongst the boys, not so much once you get home...its hard to break some times though
You can't find me because I'm lost in the music
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#98 User is offline   Leoman 

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 04:27 AM

I know what you mean.
I dropped four f-bombs in like a minute today without even realising it, until a teacher yelled at me.
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#99 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 06:40 AM

View PostLeoman, on Feb 25 2009, 05:27 AM, said:

I know what you mean.
I dropped four f-bombs in like a minute today without even realising it, until a teacher yelled at me.


that is not the proper way for a girl your age to behave.
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#100 User is offline   Leoman 

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 06:43 AM

View PostMorgoth, on Feb 25 2009, 12:40 AM, said:

that is not the proper way for a girl your age to behave.

At your age, you shouldn't even be talking to girls that are my age! :D
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