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#101
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Posted 25 February 2009 - 06:59 AM
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#102
Thelomen Toblerone
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Posted 25 February 2009 - 03:45 PM
One time, I did a pee and it smelled exactly like coconut. True story.
There used to be a road in London (favoured by prostitutes, apparently) called "Gropec*nt Alley." It's funny how words change in insult-level over time. They say "puppy" and "cad" were two of the worst words you could say in the 18th century. I vote we ban them too. Not only would it be amusing to see people confused at getting the word puppy changed to p*ppy, but it would prevent really really old people or time travellers getting offended.
There used to be a road in London (favoured by prostitutes, apparently) called "Gropec*nt Alley." It's funny how words change in insult-level over time. They say "puppy" and "cad" were two of the worst words you could say in the 18th century. I vote we ban them too. Not only would it be amusing to see people confused at getting the word puppy changed to p*ppy, but it would prevent really really old people or time travellers getting offended.
This post has been edited by Thelomen Toblerone: 25 February 2009 - 03:48 PM
#103
Aptorian
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Posted 25 February 2009 - 04:21 PM
Leoman, on Feb 25 2009, 07:43 AM, said:
Morgoth, on Feb 25 2009, 12:40 AM, said:
that is not the proper way for a girl your age to behave.
At your age, you shouldn't even be talking to girls that are my age!
Wait... you're a girl? O lord, this is more confusing than Teholbeddict and some times Tiste.
#104
HoosierDaddy
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Posted 25 February 2009 - 04:30 PM
I couldn't even begin to comprehend the effect of visiting this forum for an adolescent girl. We're talking years of psychiatric visits, and possible forays occasionally to the asylum.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 25 February 2009 - 04:38 PM
Most adolescent boys are pure adrenaline and testosterone. Nothing much on here to change that, or warp.
Stockings are fine, it's when you put the garter-belt on that I start worrying.
Stockings are fine, it's when you put the garter-belt on that I start worrying.
This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 25 February 2009 - 04:38 PM
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#107
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Posted 25 February 2009 - 04:40 PM
The way I remember it (and yes, saying that makes me feel terribly old), it was the girls who were the filthy ones during adolescense. Not saying I weren't filthy, just that the girls were even more so.
Legalise drugs! And murder!
#108
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Posted 25 February 2009 - 04:48 PM
I wish I had that experience, over my own. But, then again I dated right proper girls, and not scandalous ones. What a fool!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#109
Leoman
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Posted 25 February 2009 - 09:55 PM
Aptorian, on Feb 25 2009, 10:21 AM, said:
Wait... you're a girl? O lord, this is more confusing than Teholbeddict and some times Tiste.
HAHA! not actually. Morgoth is just picking on me because he's self concious about his own age and gender.
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The way I remember it (and yes, saying that makes me feel terribly old), it was the girls who were the filthy ones during adolescense. Not saying I weren't filthy, just that the girls were even more so.
You grew up in a weird, backwards place my friend.
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Posted 25 February 2009 - 10:02 PM
Morgoth is a girl?
souls are for wimps
Posted 25 February 2009 - 10:05 PM
#112
Illuyankas
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Posted 25 February 2009 - 10:07 PM
I've met Morgoth in person. He is so totally a girl.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
(dont hurt me
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Illuyankas
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Posted 25 February 2009 - 10:15 PM
Pfft, the worst he can do is change your avatar to Orlando Bloom and lock your profile.
My only complaint (apart from the spelling, haha) was that the pic of Florida Flowers he used wasn't nearly distressing enough.
My only complaint (apart from the spelling, haha) was that the pic of Florida Flowers he used wasn't nearly distressing enough.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Illuyankas
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Posted 25 February 2009 - 10:25 PM
I had stolen his avatar for Avatar Day, after Folken went mental and threatened to ban anyone still using his avatar. Morgoth just retaliated a little too hard.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 26 February 2009 - 02:38 AM
Leoman, on Feb 25 2009, 10:55 PM, said:
Aptorian, on Feb 25 2009, 10:21 AM, said:
Wait... you're a girl? O lord, this is more confusing than Teholbeddict and some times Tiste.
HAHA! not actually. Morgoth is just picking on me because he's self concious about his own age and gender.
Just because you're seventeen does not give you the right to talk back to your elders like that, young lady.
And it's nothing wrong with borrowing my gf's underwear from time to time. all guys do it.
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
