The corrupt a wish game.

#441 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 02:30 AM

Granted, but it turns out the restaurant is Italian, run by Greeks. They haven't gotten round to changing the sign yet.

I wish my brother would stop cracking the shits over nothing.

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#442 Seras

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 03:58 AM

Ain't_It_Just_, on Apr 4 2009, 07:30 PM, said:

Granted, but it turns out the restaurant is Italian, run by Greeks. They haven't gotten round to changing the sign yet.

I wish my brother would stop cracking the shits over nothing.

your brother stops that, when he finds something more annoying to do to you instead

i wish i had some chocolate milk.....

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#443 lokiman

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 04:07 AM

You Do! But it's sour:(

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#444 Sixty

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 04:20 AM

You do, but circumstances make it impossible to play...instead, your boss (or ex) takes it and plays it 24/7 in front of you.

I wish I had more pizza.

#445 Slow Ben

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 04:42 AM

you get more pizza, in fact, you become addicted to pizza, then become too fat to work, then decide the govt isnt giving you enough money for disability because your to fat too work, then an awesome forum discusses you being too fat too work and you are ridiculed endlessly.

I wish I had a smithwicks

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#446 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 10:38 AM

You do, but it turns into a GUINNESS! Ha ha ha ha ha!

I wish my wrist would STOP ACHING

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#447 Zanth13

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 04:09 PM

It does, but only when stop bastermating forever

I wish I had some breakfast

You can't find me because I'm lost in the music

#448 Slow Ben

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 07:12 PM

Here you go, some raisin bran with no sugar or fruit. mwahhahahahah.

I wish Sundays lasted longer than normal days.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#449 Grief

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 08:03 PM

They now do. In fact, due to your wish, the earth completely stops turning, just to please you.

Unfortuneately, this causes some problems. Big ones. Which I am too stupid to explain.

I wish I could get my act together and write more.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful

worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).

#450 Sixty

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 09:51 PM

You do, but you become addicted to writing terrible, cheesy poetry that leaves your the target of millions' contempt. And each character you write makes your writing ability gradually worse.
You simultaneously develop and addiction to sharing your creations with the internet.

I wish I was amazing at mafia instead of being terribad.

#451 Grief

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 10:10 PM

You become amazing at mafia. So amazing that you are banned, suspected of cheating, for your ability to guess the killer after one post.

I wish for the next person to answer this to be happy in life.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful

worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).

#452 Icarium Kalam

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 10:35 PM

I'm so happy with life, so happy in fact that doctors realize i'm completly delusional, and have me
labotomized.

I wish to explore space.

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 11:45 PM

Icarium Kalam, on Apr 5 2009, 11:35 PM, said:

I'm so happy with life, so happy in fact that doctors realize i'm completly delusional, and have me
labotomized.

I wish to explore space.

You do, but unfortunatley it's infinite vastness drives you mental and you become hopelessly lost, and then frozen like Buck Rogers. You are eventually discovered, defrosted and enslaved some 36,000 years later by the all conquering galactic empire of the Smeg. His magnificence Smeggy XVII then uses you as a novelty wank blanket.

Not good.

:

I wish I was Bruce Lee ( before he died !)

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#454 Zanth13

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 01:52 AM

You are, starting 2 minutes before he died...

I wish I had super mans powers

You can't find me because I'm lost in the music

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 02:06 AM

Zanth13, on Apr 6 2009, 02:52 AM, said:

You are, starting 2 minutes before he died...

I wish I had super mans powers

You do but unfortunatley so does everyone else...., so it's a bit crap really.

I wish Chuck Norris would clean up my town.

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#456 Slow Ben

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 02:39 AM

New announcement tomorrow in your local paper.

"Action star Chuck Norris hired as head janitor" Congratulations!!

I wish Robert Duvall would make more westerns.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 03:03 AM

Slow Ben, on Apr 6 2009, 03:39 AM, said:

New announcement tomorrow in your local paper.

"Action star Chuck Norris hired as head janitor" Congratulations!!

I wish Robert Duvall would make more westerns.

Nice Slow !!!!

Bob Duvall makes loads of new westerns, unfortunatley you don't get to see them cos Bin Laden blows up the multiplex, whilst your in it.

Jessica Alba wants me......

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 03:05 AM

..to leave her alone and stop stealing her shoes or she'll call the police.

I wish they would make more episodes of Firefly.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 03:21 AM

Your wish is granted, unfortunatley the new series is a franchised version from uzbekistan. It's not very good and you're so upset that you headbutt the TV until your brain is coming out of your eyes.

I wish Jessica Alba would remove the court injunction and stop denying our love.

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.