[Sixty]

You do, but the hot air was produced by an army of sumo wrestlers farting inside...you start to float up, but then the smell reaches you and you pass out. By the time you wake up, the ride's over.

I wish I could conjure stuff so I don't have to go to the store in order to buy it.

[masan's saddle]

You can conjure stuff, but unfortunatley you get carried away and your house ends up looking like a Wal-Mart.
The local villains find out and rob you, you die in a hail of gunfire..., crying for your mum...., clutching your dictionary !


I hope the Blues beat Toulose tomorrow

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[Thelomen Toblerone]

They do, but after the match are discovered to have engineered the result in a huge game fixing scandal. They are punished with disqualification from all rugby forever, and all their fans are forced to endure a mandatory paddling from a horny, gerbil covered Richard Gere.

I wish my neck stops being so stiff

[masan's saddle]

Your neck is no longer stiff, however the rest of you is.Your neck is the only body part you can move and after years of practice you finally manage a 360.
You are immediatley dubbed " spinny head boy" and shot as a freak.

I wish my shift tomorrow flies by

[Zanth13]

It does and as a result of not paying attention you are fired...from life

I wish that my bottle of vitamin water tasted better

[Bent]

It does...in fact it tastes soooo good, you decide you want to swim in it....so you put it at the bottom, climb a huge ladder 9like on the bugs bunny cartoons) up, up, up through the clouds...walk out on the diving board and dive....You miss and SPLAT!


I wish Zanny lived closer so I could meet him up close and in person....and punch him right in the nuts!

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[tiam]

Zanny does live cloer bu is twice your size. As u punch him in the balls he breaks your nose and knocks you out cold, performs a Kalam esque shrug and walks away. U unconscious are mysteriosly eaten by racoons.

I wish i wasnt addicted to cheap energy drinks

[Bent]

You are no longer addicted to CHEAP energy drinks, instead you become addicted to EXPENSIVE ones. You start off by selling all your stuff, then your parents things, then your sperm, then your blood, then your families blood. You die homelss and alone.

I wish my groceries were already bought and put put away.

[Zanth13]

They are... but in my house

I wish I had the next Malazan novel to read...

[Slow Ben]

You do. But its an unauthorized copy written by a 6 year old Afghani boy, who's dyslexic.

I wish their was something good on TV

[Sixty]

There is. Watch Dollhouse. D:

I wish that someone would make a full, correct sparknotes entry on Oliver Wiswell.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

They do...but it was written by a drunk so it only translates when inebriated.

I wish the chocolate would stay away from my stomach. It's taking over....noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....

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[Zanth13]

It does, but by doing so invades your brain,liver, heart, lungs and other interesting areas for a ummm yummy result...

I wish to be found not guilty

[Slow Ben]

It does, going down the wrong pipe and slowly choking you. Now your dead. Happy?

I wish I had a dog.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted...you are found guilty of not being guilty.

I wish I haz a cheezburger.

[Zanth13]

aha I win ben (see what I did there)

@ AIJ

You haz cheezburger but the interwebz masters steal it before you can take a bite...

I wish to Win

[MTS]

You do win, but then Abyss comes and devours your brainz, making him the ultimate winner.

I wish Rise Against would come back to Melbourne and play, as I missed them this time round.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

They do come back, but they have converted to paganism and burn themselves in a frenzy of....yeah you get it.

I wish I had a safe.

[MTS]

You do have a safe, but it has no lock. Not knowing this, you stick your most prized possessions in the safe, whereupon they are stolen in the middle of the night by a buck-toothed Queenslander named Myron.

I wish I could play guitar.

[Zanth13]

You can, but you can only play Koom-bai-yah and poorly around camp fires...

I wish I didnt decide to participate in the contest