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His head! Its on backwards! And you cant fix it.
I wish my computer were faster.
The corrupt a wish game.
#423
Abyss 
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Posted 02 April 2009 - 03:59 PM
You are SE's proof reader. For his new six part series about the decline of violence in the National Hockey league and the psychological impact that will have on Canadian children as studied by Phd level anthropologists in the next twelve years.
- Abyss, wishes Cause's response to his earlier wish wasn't so damn clever...
- Abyss, wishes Cause's response to his earlier wish wasn't so damn clever...
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
#424
beru
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Posted 02 April 2009 - 04:03 PM
it wasent... it was damned cleverer! (ha you dident think of that!)
i wish there was a good MBotF movie
i wish there was a good MBotF movie
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
#425
Thelomen Toblerone
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Posted 02 April 2009 - 04:53 PM
One is put into production, and all your favourite actors get cast in it. The buzz is that it's absolutely amazing, the best film that's ever been made, but the day before you go to see it, you go blind and deaf and can never enjoy it.
I wish I dont have diabetes
I wish I dont have diabetes
#426
beru
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Posted 02 April 2009 - 05:06 PM
ypu now got diabetes 2...
i wish i did better at school
i wish i did better at school
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
#427
Assail
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Posted 02 April 2009 - 06:20 PM
beru, on Apr 2 2009, 10:06 AM, said:
ypu now got diabetes 2...
i wish i did better at school
i wish i did better at school
You did, then you never got laid because they all thought you were a nerd.
I wish I knew how to change my 'Group' on here.
I still heart Goodkind.
#428
beru
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Posted 03 April 2009 - 09:15 AM
you do and end op in WLTEF on a permanent basis
i wish i wasent the nerd i am... (yes im a nerd its offical now)
i wish i wasent the nerd i am... (yes im a nerd its offical now)
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
#429
Ain't_It_Just_
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- The AIJman cometh
Posted 03 April 2009 - 11:58 AM
Wish granted...but you lose it all after being conceited. Sorry!
I wish the seven fleabites on my leg would fuck off.
I wish the seven fleabites on my leg would fuck off.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#430
temp
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Posted 03 April 2009 - 06:51 PM
The flea bites dissappear, but only because the fleas were carrying a rare form of flesh eating disease which consumed your entire leg and you had it amputated.
I wish my wife would quit nagging.
I wish my wife would quit nagging.
The price is wrong bitch!
#431
Assail
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Posted 03 April 2009 - 07:26 PM
temp, on Apr 3 2009, 11:51 AM, said:
The flea bites dissappear, but only because the fleas were carrying a rare form of flesh eating disease which consumed your entire leg and you had it amputated.
I wish my wife would quit nagging.
I wish my wife would quit nagging.
This wish is something not within anyones power to grant.
I wish for more money!
I still heart Goodkind.
#432
Ain't_It_Just_
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- The AIJman cometh
Posted 04 April 2009 - 04:33 AM
Granted...but it's only for Monopoly!
I wish it was warmer.
I wish it was warmer.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#434
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 04:47 AM
You are...but only in familial values. Hee hee.
I wish I had a ninja squad.
I wish I had a ninja squad.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#435
Zanth13
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 04:53 AM
You do but one dude named pearl poisons you with paralt ,bummer, i dont see an azath to save you either
I wish I had a forever buzz
I wish I had a forever buzz
You can't find me because I'm lost in the music
#436
Sixty
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 05:31 AM
You do, but it becomes a forever shitfaced and, eventually, a forever hangover. All 3 at once.
I wish I could make myself rested instead of having to sleep.
I wish I could make myself rested instead of having to sleep.
#437
Zanth13
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 05:44 AM
You are evil for that,
and yes you get to make yourself rested, but go insane with all the time on your hands, and because of that become a zombie... damn that sucks...
I wish for a dodge charger, 09,
and yes you get to make yourself rested, but go insane with all the time on your hands, and because of that become a zombie... damn that sucks...
I wish for a dodge charger, 09,
You can't find me because I'm lost in the music
#438
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 10:19 AM
Zanth13, on Apr 4 2009, 03:53 PM, said:
You do but one dude named pearl poisons you with paralt ,bummer, i dont see an azath to save you either
I wish I had a forever buzz
I wish I had a forever buzz
Ass....
Granted, but he/she/it/whatever the hell it is asplodes.
I wish I had a Coke.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#439
Slow Ben
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 02:12 PM
You do, but something went wrong at the factory and you got one that is 110X more acidic than usual. You spill it on your foot and walk with a clubfoot for the rest of your days.
I wish i were a billionaire and i could fly every malazanite to a big friggin party somewhere.
I wish i were a billionaire and i could fly every malazanite to a big friggin party somewhere.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#440
Zanth13
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 08:37 PM
Granted, but the convergence of malazanite destroys your bank account, credit and reputation for ever leaving you worse off then before...
I wish my chinese food was here
I wish my chinese food was here
You can't find me because I'm lost in the music
