The corrupt a wish game.

#1581 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 11 January 2023 - 03:04 PM

Abyss, on 15 May 2017 - 05:09 AM, said:

Kruppe of Darujhistan, on 14 May 2017 - 11:46 PM, said:

Abyss, on 14 May 2017 - 06:16 PM, said:

I wish veal parmigiana with a side of spaghetti bolognese, a bottle of nice Chianti, and a Cesar salad made at the table. And maybe some hallucinogens.

Granted. The hallucinogens come first and after 15-20 minutes the balance of your wish is served by swarms of paisley-pelted garden gnomes with way too many eyeballs, undulating spasmodically to a 120 minute Grateful Dead jam.

I wish I liked ICE.

Granted. You did mean Vanilla Ice, yes?
I wish for exactly what KoD tried to corrupt my upthread wish with.

Thread necro - Resident Evil style.

Granted. All that hallucinatory shit happens, but the Grateful Dead jam is just a looped sample.
Congratulations, you're trapped in a perfume commercial. Hotel California style.

I wish I could unlock the secret to motivating myself to be better-er.

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 11 January 2023 - 03:05 PM

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#1582 Abyss

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Posted 11 January 2023 - 07:51 PM

Tsundoku, on 11 January 2023 - 03:04 PM, said:

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I wish I could unlock the secret to motivating myself to be better-er.

Granted. You unlocked it. Congrats. You are 1% better-er than you were before you made that wish. ...you still mostly suck tho'.

I wish my phone would recharge faster.

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT

#1583 Gust Hubb

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Posted 09 April 2023 - 01:56 AM

Abyss, on 11 January 2023 - 07:51 PM, said:

Tsundoku, on 11 January 2023 - 03:04 PM, said:

...
I wish I could unlock the secret to motivating myself to be better-er.

Granted. You unlocked it. Congrats. You are 1% better-er than you were before you made that wish. ...you still mostly suck tho'.

I wish my phone would recharge faster.

Granted, but the high voltage current prevents you from unplugging as an eldritch electric mist now encompasses your phone. But it takes mere seconds to charge now.

I wish I could go back in time with what I know now and rechart my course.

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