[Giles]

You get it but you get too much and you cant move the weight and you starve

I wish everybody looked like smurfs

[Slum]

Happy surprise!


Y'all have incurable syphillis.

[frookenhauer]

Thats nice, but those of us that get it ascend and leave our frail bodies behind

I wish for a new and improved drop dead gorgeous girlfriend and for heavens sake please do not go for the obvious choice

[Bauchelain the Evil]

You meet this gorgeus girl and she becomes your ggirlfriend. Alas you are so surprised by your luck that you don't watch your steps and fall in a hole. Yousurvive but your legs are permanently broken. I don't think I came up with the obvious choice.

I wish I could be SE best friend and read the last two MBotF before anyone else.

[Sir Thursday]

Bauchelain the Evil, on Feb 1 2009, 05:10 PM, said:

You meet this gorgeus girl and she becomes your ggirlfriend. Alas you are so surprised by your luck that you don't watch your steps and fall in a hole. Yousurvive but your legs are permanently broken. I don't think I came up with the obvious choice.

I wish I could be SE best friend and read the last two MBotF before anyone else.

As a consequence, Abyss eats your Brainzzz with a spoon.


I wish I could surf the internet in my head.

[Giles]

You can but you are unaable to stop yourself from seeing the entirety at once and you go insane.

I wish I didnt have to do work

[Sixty]

You don't because you got fired.

I wish my lunch was here.

[Bauchelain the Evil]

It's here. Only it's a 1.00000000 meals lunch. You eat it all and get so fat that everybody laughs at you and you are alienated by society.

I wish I could know if God exists

[Sixty]

He does, but you catch him watching gay porn. Now that you know his secret he gets pissed and smites you.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

[frookenhauer]

You manage to sort it out and follow through with the suicide you've been putting off

I wish for stronger ankles

[HoosierDaddy]

You get stronger ankles, but they are so strong the first time you step forward you bound into space and die.

I wish Grief would give me a citation for this thread.

[frookenhauer]

You get your citation and promptly die of shock...

I wish for green tea

[Giles]

You get green tea. Its lime green , its not supposed to be.

I wish my food would cook itself

[frookenhauer]

It does, but thats because it is possessed and you only find out that the sausages are done is when they start raping you...nice.

I wish for a cataclysm in your pants

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Ah yes, I've played this game before...

You get it but you start an ejaculypse.

I wish for a good job.

[Mentalist]

you are hired fo the job of your dreams.
the company then proceeds to ship you to Antarctica to sell their services to the thriving penguin population.

I wish i lacked the need to sleep

This post has been edited by Mentalist: 02 February 2009 - 06:01 AM

[beru]

you lack the need to sleep but your brain dosent work due to lack of "shutdown" time



i wish i get my neame on all inn post

[Shinrei]

You succeed, but you are banned and everyone here hates as a result.

I wish for a new shirt.

[frookenhauer]

You get a new shirt but its like the ones lawrence lewellyn blowjob wears and you die of shame

I wish for a sunny afternoon

[Bauchelain the Evil]

You get it becaus global warming as started his really critical satge and thus you melt.

I wish I was on a beach on Hawaii