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The corrupt a wish game.

#41 Dr Trouble

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 03:42 AM

You are now faster then a speeding bullet, in bed.

I wish I had it all.

#42 Sir Thursday

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 03:55 AM

Trouble, on Feb 1 2009, 03:42 AM, said:

I wish I had it all.

You have it all - AIDS, syphillis, gonorrhea...the list never stops.

I wish I had X-Ray vision.

Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.

#43 vendevere

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 04:14 AM

You have X-Ray Vision. Sadly, that gives you the ability to see people's digestive tracts, as they...digest... x_x

I wish I could get that image out of my head...

#44 Sir Thursday

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 04:20 AM

The image is removed from your head, along with the rest of your brain.

I wish I could go without sleep.

Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.

#45 Sixty

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 04:24 AM

You are as fast a speeding bullet, but you lose control and collide into Oprah Winfrey's minge. (South Park reference if anyone didn't notice).

I wish I could manipulate time at will.

#46 Shapefinder

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 05:19 AM

Sixty, on Feb 1 2009, 02:24 PM, said:

I wish I could manipulate time at will.

Grats you can manipulate time at will! Unfortunately you create a paradox and time abhors a paradox, thus your head explodes.

I wish I had some Hot chips with gravy.

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#47 frookenhauer

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 06:04 AM

You get hot chips with gravy but your head falls off and you cease to care any more...about anything

I wish I could stomach greens

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#48 Stalker

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 06:38 AM

You can... because you are a rabbit!!

I wish for all the pie I could ever want, in all the flavors I could ever want.

#49 Mentalist

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 07:32 AM

you get a lifetime supply of pies
however, you are denied any liquids, and pies are the only thoing you can eat for the rest of your life

I wish I had no debt

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#50 beru

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 09:02 AM

you lose all your debt beacuse those that you ownd mony too broke every bone in your body and let you to die

i wish i had an incuruptable wish

i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels

#51 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 10:56 AM

beru, on Feb 1 2009, 09:02 AM, said:

i wish i had an incuruptable wish

you wish for nothing, and so you receive it.

I wish i had a recipe for truly fantastic curry.

meh. Link was dead :(

#52 Bauchelain the Evil

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 11:28 AM

You have a great curry recipe but it's so good that everyone want's it and so you are tortured by the secre services of every nation until you reveal your secret.

I wish I didn't had to pay for what I wanted.

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I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your soul with peals of laughter. No, instead, I will make tea-Gothos

#53 Sir Thursday

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 01:52 PM

Bauchelain the Evil, on Feb 1 2009, 11:28 AM, said:

I wish I didn't had to pay for what I wanted.

You still have to pay for stuff you don't want - and you are now compelled to buy EVERYTHING.

Noone answered my previous one, so I'll pose it again:

I wish I could go without sleep.

Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.

#54 Impirion

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 02:26 PM

Sir Thursday, on Feb 1 2009, 01:52 PM, said:

Bauchelain the Evil, on Feb 1 2009, 11:28 AM, said:

I wish I didn't had to pay for what I wanted.

You still have to pay for stuff you don't want - and you are now compelled to buy EVERYTHING.

Noone answered my previous one, so I'll pose it again:

I wish I could go without sleep.

You can now go without sleep, prompting you to vegetate in front of your computer until you starve to death.

I wish I could hypnotize anyone into doing anything I wanted

#55 Sir Thursday

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 02:37 PM

Impirion, on Feb 1 2009, 02:26 PM, said:

I wish I could hypnotize anyone into doing anything I wanted

You hypnotize yourself, thereby placing yourself in a state wherein you are incapable of doing anything.

I wish the temperature outside was more pleasant.

Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.

#56 frookenhauer

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 03:00 PM

Sir Thursday, on Feb 1 2009, 02:37 PM, said:

Impirion, on Feb 1 2009, 02:26 PM, said:

I wish I could hypnotize anyone into doing anything I wanted

You hypnotize yourself, thereby placing yourself in a state wherein you are incapable of doing anything.

I wish the temperature outside was more pleasant.

The temperature becomes pleasant but that's because all the people in the whole country are continually farting and the noxious odour forces you to lock yourself up before your nose detaches itself and attempts to bash your head in with a brick

I would like to have a controllable Midas touch

souls are for wimps