[frookenhauer]

You get it, but you promptly turn to stone...forever

I wish for a white christmas

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[Giles]

You get it but its just white paint, and you die because of the fumes

I wish my internet would work

This post has been edited by baudin: 01 February 2009 - 03:47 PM

[frookenhauer]

seems to be working fine...get ready for some serious cross posting people

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[Giles]

You can, but you cant start it again. (damn it STD now my post looks silly )
(im in the library atm, the internet on my comp wont work )

I wish I had superpowers

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[Grief]

baudin, on Feb 1 2009, 03:46 PM, said:

You get it but its just white paint, and you die because of the fumes

I wish my internet would work

It does.
Sadly only starts working 5 seconds after you are modkilled over at modcraft Baudin.

I wish this wasn't a cross-post.

[frookenhauer]

your internet works but your hands fall off which has an impact on your sex life too

I wish for lesbian porn to be more widely available

I'm going to wait for the dust to settle and then edit this in...

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[Sir Thursday]

Frookenhauer, on Feb 1 2009, 03:49 PM, said:

I wish for lesbian porn to be more widely available

It is, but you are struck blind.

I wish for a self-filling fridge.

[Giles]

you get it but it keeps filling itself with clothes

I wish for new shoes

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[frookenhauer]

you get them but they are concrete ones and they throw you into a river

I wish I had a unicorn

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[Sir Thursday]

They are clown shoes.

I wish I could stop and start time at will.


EDIT: Crosspost with a crosspost.

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[Giles]

@frook:You get it, but it doesnt like you and impales you.

I wish for an unlimited supply of money

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[frookenhauer]

you can stop time at will, but you go insane and become god and flood the world and do all kind s of stupid shit

I wish I had bigger balls

edit: the cross posting is getting scarily complex

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[Giles]

You get them but they weigh you down too much and your legs break , then you starve.

I wish I was amazing at everything

[frookenhauer]

you get an unlimited supply of money but unfortunately its stuck 2 miles underground with no access to it...bummer

I wish for a genie

[Sir Thursday]

Frookenhauer, on Feb 1 2009, 03:54 PM, said:

I wish I had bigger balls

Your tennis balls double in size.

Baudin said:

I wish for an unlimited supply of money

You have an unlimited supply, but it is buried at the centre of the earth and you have no way of getting there.



I wish I could find the end of the rainbow.



EDIT: We appear to think the same way, Frookie

This post has been edited by Sir Thursday: 01 February 2009 - 03:57 PM

[frookenhauer]

you become amazing at everything, but you develop instant constant amnesia

i wish I could fart at will

I'm going to pause for a second...if the dust still hasn'ty settled...we carry on in the madness

This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 01 February 2009 - 03:58 PM

[Giles]

@STD You get the ability but you cant find you way back.
@Frook You can but you annoy people and you get killed by an angry mob
I wish people would stop crossposting on this thread

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[frookenhauer]

People do stop cross posting, but then it all starts again

I wish for a new girlfriend a day

[Giles]

You get it but they all quickly become jealous and kill you in a mad rage.

I wish I was super strong

[frookenhauer]

you do become super strong , but you also become extremely ugly and are chased by an angry mob with pitchforks, you kill them and get chased by tanks, which you destroy and then they drop the bomb on you which just pisses you off so you destroy the world in your mad rage and end up floating through space on your own until eternity ends

I wish for extra inches and girth