[Ain't_It_Just_]

Wish granted...but it has grown into an evil intelligence that takes over the world and destroys SE! Woe!

I wish my dandruff would go away.

[Sixty]

It does, but that happens by burning all your hair and scalp away using acid.

I wish people would realize that as of this past monday, it's Spring.

[beru]

WE do then you travle to norway and find yourself knee deep in snow with more coming...


i wish to move to a hoter place (yes i am obsessd by this WINTER)

[Sixty]

You can: you go to the sun and burn to a crisp!

I wish we'd keep getting these amazing 50-degree (F), sunny days...

[beru]

you do... at night.. you die from exsation beacuse you never sleep well eny more...





i wihed it stoped being just under 0 degrees ©

[beru]

you do... at night.. you die from exsation beacuse you never sleep well eny more...





i wihed it stoped being just under 0 degrees ©

[Assail]

beru, on Mar 27 2009, 04:05 PM, said:

you do... at night.. you die from exsation beacuse you never sleep well eny more...





i wihed it stoped being just under 0 degrees ©

It stopped being just under 0 degrees but rocketed to 160 degrees instead, burning us all to death slowly.

I wish this wish list would end.

[Sixty]

Assail, on Mar 27 2009, 07:11 PM, said:

beru, on Mar 27 2009, 04:05 PM, said:

you do... at night.. you die from exsation beacuse you never sleep well eny more...





i wihed it stoped being just under 0 degrees ©

It stopped being just under 0 degrees but rocketed to 160 degrees instead, burning us all to death slowly.

I wish this wish list would end.

It does, only to start again. To avoid clutter, it's been automerged with this thread.

I wish I had more money available in my paypal.

[Slow Ben]

You get it. then for some unknown reason you spend it all on hats. Causing a massive hat shortage in the coffee bean fields of Columbia, causing all the workers to die of heatstroke and sunpoisoning. There is a massive coffee shortage in the world and they all hunt you down and beat you to death with all your hats.

I wish I had a comfier couch.

[Daemon_Monkey]

You do, it's so comfy you can never bring yourself to leave and you slowly starve to death from lack of food and water

I wish the entire organisation of Manchester United would die

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted...but they come back as super-zombie soccer players.

I wish I had some chocolate.

[Abyss]

You have some chocolate. Sadly, all it does is leave a craving for MORE chocolate. Which you do not have. Thus leaving you unfulfilled, empty and depressed. Eventually you more on to alcohol, then 'script mood altering drugs, then crack, then glue huffing. By the Time DUST OF DREAMS is released you can only paw at the cover and drool on it.

- Abyss, wishes his office had floor to ceiling windows, a flatscreen tv, a stocked fridge, a wet/dry bar and a button i pushed when i wanted a spontaneous Cirque du Soleil performance to happen in from of my desk while i received a back massage from a former soviet KGB massage therapist.

[Assail]

Abyss, on Mar 30 2009, 07:43 AM, said:

You have some chocolate. Sadly, all it does is leave a craving for MORE chocolate. Which you do not have. Thus leaving you unfulfilled, empty and depressed. Eventually you more on to alcohol, then 'script mood altering drugs, then crack, then glue huffing. By the Time DUST OF DREAMS is released you can only paw at the cover and drool on it.

- Abyss, wishes his office had floor to ceiling windows, a flatscreen tv, a stocked fridge, a wet/dry bar and a button i pushed when i wanted a spontaneous Cirque du Soleil performance to happen in from of my desk while i received a back massage from a former soviet KGB massage therapist.

You get your pimped out office and former KGB massage therapist, turns out she's still KGB and anti-Canadian. She proceeds to rip your junk off, slap you unconscious with it, then choke you to death with it while she slowly roasts you over a fire.

I wish this week would be quicker so I could go on spring break already.

This post has been edited by Assail: 30 March 2009 - 07:38 PM

[Bent]

Abyss, on Mar 30 2009, 10:43 AM, said:

You have some chocolate. Sadly, all it does is leave a craving for MORE chocolate. Which you do not have. Thus leaving you unfulfilled, empty and depressed. Eventually you more on to alcohol, then 'script mood altering drugs, then crack, then glue huffing. By the Time DUST OF DREAMS is released you can only paw at the cover and drool on it.

- Abyss, wishes his office had floor to ceiling windows, a flatscreen tv, a stocked fridge, a wet/dry bar and a button i pushed when i wanted a spontaneous Cirque du Soleil performance to happen in from of my desk while i received a back massage from a former soviet KGB massage therapist.

Wish Grnted...His name is Sven and hes also a gay body-builder

I wish I was an Oscer Meyer Wiener

[Slow Ben]

You are, then your dogs eat you, then throw you up, then eat you again.

I wish work were over.

[Bent]

Slow Ben, on Mar 30 2009, 12:20 PM, said:

You are, then your dogs eat you, then throw you up, then eat you again.

I wish work were over.

It is...say hello to unemployment checks for the next 13 weeks

I wish I had a llama, named lloyd, from lluxemberg

[Slow Ben]

Lloyds here! However he tends to spit on everyone, despite your efforts, and is taken by animal control and put to sleep. aaahhh.

I wish I had some more coffee.

[Bent]

Hands Slow Ben a cup of coffee...with a dead lloyd's spit in it...

I wish Assail knew that Abyss was from Canada......

[Assail]

Bent, on Mar 30 2009, 12:05 PM, said:

Hands Slow Ben a cup of coffee...with a dead lloyd's spit in it...

I wish Assail knew that Abyss was from Canada......

Assail knows this now.

I wish Bent would get bent, by a BENDING MACHINE!

....

WHICH WOULD TEAR HIM IN HALF IN THE PROCESS OF BENDING!

Yeah.

[Bent]

I do...but his name was Bender so he put me back together and we became friends and he destroyed you with his head thing...not that head.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat, with a bat and a six four impala....