[masan's saddle]

Frookenhauer, on Mar 23 2009, 12:48 AM, said:

You do meet the Muppets and Mrs Piggy ditches Kermit and makes you her bitch...Now there are hundreds of little Masanlets running around crapping on the carpet...Nice!

I wish for the weather to be warm tomorrow, in fact can I haz toasty?

HAAAAAAAAA !!!

You've just described the last 10 years of my life

The weather is indeed clement on the 'morrow, you decide to take some air. So smitten with the glories of spring, you fail to see an ice cream van. You lie dying on the asphalt with " Greensleeves" your last memory of an unfulfilled life.

I wish Mrs Masan and the Masanlets would stop taking money out of Masan's wallet.

[Mentalist]

They do. Becase she found someone better.

i wish I could type stuff by just thinking it.

[masan's saddle]

Mentalist, on Mar 23 2009, 03:06 AM, said:

They do. Becase she found someone better.

i wish I could type stuff by just thinking it.

You can, but your brain malfunctions and you end up typing everything your thinking, no edit. The mindless drivel that ensues drives you mental(ist) and you do a Plath in the oven.

I wish I was a ninja.

[Mentalist]

you are.
the transformation occurs in the middle of a pirate convention.

your death is slow and painful.

I wish i only needed 4 hours of sleep a night, with no negative consequences.

[masan's saddle]

Mentalist, on Mar 23 2009, 03:18 AM, said:

you are.
the transformation occurs in the middle of a pirate convention.

your death is slow and painful.

I wish i only needed 4 hours of sleep a night, with no negative consequences.

You only get 4 and feel tip top for the other 20. The problem is the world ends in sulphur and flames and you are denied !

I wish jesus was my homey.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

He is, but then he gets crucified for stabbing bitchez in the street.

I wish my stomach ache would go away.

[Abyss]

Your stomach ache goes away. In fact, your entire stomach goes away as it detaches, crawls out your throat and proceeds to hunt rodents in the sewer, where it grows, it GROWS! to monstrous size and eventually eats the island of Guam before being air bombarded by the US Air Force, inadvertantly igniting the stomach gases which, upon combustion, create a hole in the ozone layer over where Guam used to be. Since no one really cares about Guam, none of this matters. But now you're always hungry.

I wish GRRM would finish A DANCE WITH DRAGONS.


- Abyss, ...yes, it's too easy...

This post has been edited by Abyss: 23 March 2009 - 02:31 PM

[Darkwatch]

Abyss, on Mar 23 2009, 10:30 AM, said:

I wish GRRM, would finish A DANCE WITH DRAGONS.


- Abyss, ...yes, it's too easy...

The evil djinn sits back and laughs. Tells you he need not do anything.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Abyss, on Mar 24 2009, 01:30 AM, said:

Your stomach ache goes away. In fact, your entire stomach goes away as it detaches, crawls out your throat and proceeds to hunt rodents in the sewer, where it grows, it GROWS! to monstrous size and eventually eats the island of Guam before being air bombarded by the US Air Force, inadvertantly igniting the stomach gases which, upon combustion, create a hole in the ozone layer over where Guam used to be. Since no one really cares about Guam, none of this matters. But now you're always hungry.

I wish GRRM would finish A DANCE WITH DRAGONS.


- Abyss, ...yes, it's too easy...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Slow Ben]

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!


I wish I had a bigger TV.

[Sixty]

You do. It's so big, however, that when you turn it on the sheer quantities of light and heat entering your pupils fries your retinas, rendering you permanently blind.

I wish I wasn't in such shitty shape.

[Slow Ben]

You get yourself into amazing shape. Unfortunately your massive steroid use causes a few UNPLEASANT changes.

I wish it wasnt raining.

[Sinisdar Toste]

Slow Ben, on Mar 24 2009, 07:30 PM, said:

You get yourself into amazing shape. Unfortunately your massive steroid use causes a few UNPLEASANT changes.

I wish it wasnt raining.

its not raining, but there is a tsunami outside your house

i wish i lived in the 70's

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted...but you get a whole Life On Mars complex.

I wish I could go to the toilet.

[Abyss]

Ain't_It_Just_, on Mar 25 2009, 02:12 AM, said:

Granted...but you get a whole Life On Mars complex.

I wish I could go to the toilet.

You can go to the toilet but the only available toilet in the immediate 100km radius is clogged and filled with debris along the lines of 'Trainspotting', right to the brim. And you reall, REALLY need to go. And the door's broken. And there's no toilet paper.


I wish this coffee was still hot.

- Abyss, waits...

[Ain't_It_Just_]

It is...but it's so hot it melts the cup...then the coffee falls to the floor and melts that, and keeps melting the earth until it gets to the core and makes it explode!!!!!

I wish my eye didn't hurt.

[Abyss]

Ain't_It_Just_, on Mar 26 2009, 06:27 AM, said:

It is...but it's so hot it melts the cup...then the coffee falls to the floor and melts that, and keeps melting the earth until it gets to the core and makes it explode!!!!!

Not so corrupt - i could finally put in that fireman's pole i've been wanting in my office.

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I wish my eye didn't hurt.

Your eye no longer hurts.
Because you have become the living dead and zombies feel no pain.


- Abyss, ...now needs shin pads...

[Slow Ben]

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- Abyss, ...now needs shin pads...

You have shin pads, until you find out its actually a growth that keeps expanding down your legs until their too heavy to move, then you fall over.

I wish i had some trail mix.

[Seras]

Slow Ben, on Mar 26 2009, 05:13 PM, said:

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- Abyss, ...now needs shin pads...

You have shin pads, until you find out its actually a growth that keeps expanding down your legs until their too heavy to move, then you fall over.

I wish i had some trail mix.

you get your trail mix except a bear pooped in it
i wish i was a .... bunny!

[masan's saddle]

You are a bunny, but your fledgling movie career starts opposite Glen Close in Fatal Attraction, congrats you are a nice new pair of gloves.

I wish the world was a nicer place