[Sixty]

It is...to everyone but you. Instead, all the pent-up rage, anger, and douchebaggery that is no longer vented is piled upon you and you're brutally murdered, raped, and defiled post-mortem by every other person living on the Earth.

I wish I had super teeth that refused to decay, because somehow 1 Vitamin Water (<15g of sugar) a day is sufficient to get cavities despite regular brushing, flossing, and even a special fluoride toothpaste. :S

[Slow Ben]

masan's saddle, on Mar 26 2009, 07:54 PM, said:

You are a bunny, but your fledgling movie career starts opposite Glen Close in Fatal Attraction, congrats you are a nice new pair of gloves.

Thats awesome!




You get your super teeth and they are absolutely fabulous. Unfortunately word gets out about them. You are drugged and removed while you sleep, to be sold on the black market.

I wish they'd do a Rome season 3.

[masan's saddle]

You get your wish slow, but season 3 turns out to be primarily about the roman penchant for bum love, you become intrigued and strangely aroused. It ends badly for you in Thailand's most notorious prison.


I wish I could stop breaking my big toe (3 bastard times !)

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Wish granted...but you break all your other nine toes.

I wish I had a spaceship.

[Sixty]

You do, and it works! You fly through space in a fucking death star, blowing up every other planet you come across. You even meet other intelligent life and kick their asses too.

And then you run out of supplies in the middle of nowhere. Including oxygen.


I wish I didn't have what's apparently going to be 7.5 miles of running ahead of me this afternoon, with shin splints.

[Abyss]

Sixty, on Mar 27 2009, 10:29 AM, said:

I wish I didn't have what's apparently going to be 7.5 miles of running ahead of me this afternoon, with shin splints.

And now you don't, but you DO have 10 miles of running ahead of you this afternoon and your shin splints are broken and a pack of wild dogs have decided that you smell like Alpo. And it's hailing.


- Abyss, ...wishes he could focus on work for a couple of hours today...

[beru]

you do focus more at work... you cant stop acutally...

i wish more post were posted...

[Bent]

They are....but they are all about Terry Goodkind and how wonderful he has become since the television series was such a hit.

I wish I had a chemical in a vial that when released into the air made everyone on this forum look exactly like their avatars.

[beru]

then you better change quick... ups you dident...

i wish for spring!

[Daemon_Monkey]

Spring comes.... but thanks to global warming the ice caps melt flooding the world and killing everyone

I wish I could walk through walls

[Aptorian]

You're granted the power, but it fluctuates, as you're passing through one wall you become solid and you turn into a horrible meat stain merging with walls fabric.

I wish a 200 meter tall garden snail would attack New York.

[masan's saddle]

Daemon_Monkey, on Mar 27 2009, 09:42 PM, said:

Spring comes.... but thanks to global warming the ice caps melt flooding the world and killing everyone

I wish I could walk through walls

You can walk through walls, but you do it by smashing through them a la juggernaut. You end up being 3 feet tall with a flat head ( my ideal woman), tour the world with a freakshow, marry a bearded lady and die mysteriously imitating a bar stool.

I wish bacon wasn't so tasty.

Pants ! crossthread


The snail attacks ! The French are blamed and summarily destroyed. However a malfunctioning nuke hits copenhagen......,
your buggered old son.

Bacon thing......

This post has been edited by masan's saddle: 27 March 2009 - 10:06 PM

[Aptorian]

masan's saddle, on Mar 27 2009, 11:02 PM, said:

Daemon_Monkey, on Mar 27 2009, 09:42 PM, said:

Spring comes.... but thanks to global warming the ice caps melt flooding the world and killing everyone

I wish I could walk through walls

You can walk through walls, but you do it by smashing through them a la juggernaut. You end up being 3 feet tall with a flat head ( my ideal woman), tour the world with a freakshow, marry a bearded lady and die mysteriously imitating a bar stool.

I wish bacon wasn't so tasty.

Your wish is granted but now 90% of the world has lost the will to live, the apocalypse is upon you.

I still wish that a 200 meter tall garden snail will attack New York

[beru]

Aptorian, on Mar 27 2009, 11:00 PM, said:

You're granted the power, but it fluctuates, as you're passing through one wall you become solid and you turn into a horrible meat stain merging with walls fabric.

I wish a 200 meter tall garden snail would attack New York.

it does then mutates so it resists water and destroy copenhagen

masan's saddle, on Mar 27 2009, 11:02 PM, said:

Daemon_Monkey, on Mar 27 2009, 09:42 PM, said:

Spring comes.... but thanks to global warming the ice caps melt flooding the world and killing everyone

I wish I could walk through walls

You can walk through walls, but you do it by smashing through them a la juggernaut. You end up being 3 feet tall with a flat head ( my ideal woman), tour the world with a freakshow, marry a bearded lady and die mysteriously imitating a bar stool.

I wish bacon wasn't so tasty.

it isent but somthing calle bakon wich is basacly the same is developed and it tases like backon does today...

i wish for less Xposts

[masan's saddle]

Big pants !!! XX thread, Go Beru !

[Sixty]

beru, on Mar 27 2009, 04:45 PM, said:

then you better change quick... ups you dident...

i wish for spring!

It already is spring.

@Um...I can't tell, so I'll start it going again.

I wish I was some badass cyborg so I wouldn't get tired anymore.

[beru]

beru, on Mar 27 2009, 09:44 PM, said:

a coke if enyone got one...

and since we are talking abut snow... my old and only rant at this forum...

beru, on Feb 2 2009, 07:07 AM, said:

im suprised... there is people that aint mantaly retarded or under the age of 5 that like snow... my faith in humanety have fallen another stepp...


*ahem* THE ONLY ****INGS THING SNOW IS GOOD FOR IS: BEEiNG ****INGS COLD... DONT YOU TELL ME OTHERWISE (all tho its funny to mash your brothers in the snow) SNOW SUXXXS ITS EVEN HARD WHEN YOU FALL ON IT! IT "HELPS" PEOPLE TO SLIP IN PUBLIC, IT MAKES YOU WET WHEN YOU WALK THE ****INGS STREET, IT IS MAKING THE ROADS SMALLER, IT MAKES THE BUSS EVEN MORE LATE THAN USUAL, YOU CANT WALK UNDER A TREE WITHOUT THE RISK OF GETING SNOW DOWN YOUR NECK...


got more damn you i got 17,5 winters to get hate from

its winter...
just as you know

you are a cyborg but you get a virus that makes you want to XXX animals... not good at all...


i wish fo a new PC

[Slow Ben]

You actually get your wish this time! Heres your political cartoon.



I wish i had some pizza.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

You do...and it's covered with German sausage! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wish I had more time.

[Daemon_Monkey]

You have all the time in the world.. forever in fact watching everyone die around you

I wish my ipod wasnt broken