[Bauchelain the Evil]

He does but since he speaks Persian you don't uderstand a thing.

I wish I knew all the languages of the world

[Stradivarius]

you learn all the languages in the world but your brain melts all the languages into one so you cant understand anyone and no one can understand you!

i wish i could play rugby again

[bubba]

Stradivarius, on Mar 21 2009, 02:32 PM, said:

you learn all the languages in the world but your brain melts all the languages into one so you cant understand anyone and no one can understand you!

i wish i could play rugby again

You finally get back on a pitch, just to have Cougar forearm you in the throat.


I wish I had more time.

[Sixty]

You do, because you're in prison.

I wish I had one of those ridiculous computers...i7/GTX295/6GB RAM ridiculous. For free, without any hidden catches and a lifetime warranty. And it doesn't explode.

[Slow Ben]

You do, and its perfect for about a year, until it realizes its much smarter than you. It then pulls a Matrix and gradually forces you to submit to its bidding.

I wish i were better at picking March Madness brackets.

[Sixty]

You are, but you're so good people suspect you of working with players to throw games, and you become involved in a giant lawsuit as a result.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of vitamin water and chewing gum.

[Slow Ben]

You get it, but its only Riboflavin water and tastes terrible. And the gum is, sadly, used.

I wish my cell phone svc was free.

[frookenhauer]

it becomes free...but only because its now taken over by a malign alien race that wants to destroy all humans, so they hypnotise you using some sort of weird frequency modulation thingy and hey presto instant human slaveling...but first they must learn all about us and need to do an anal probe...you stick the phone up your butt, haha, and suddenly the controlling stuff can't work anymore so you're free...but you can't remove the phone cos...

I wish for a plate of fish and chips...but nthe perfect pate with tartar sauce and ketchup and vinegar and lemon and....

[Slow Ben]

You get your fish n chips with vinegar,ketchup,tartar sauce,lemon. But your in southern illinois with me so you get fried bluegill and Lays.

I wish Dust of Dreams was out.

[Sixty]

It is, but the copy you pre-ordered comes in soggy and torn to shreds. =(

I wish it was summer.

[Stradivarius]

it is summer but you fall into a coma only to recover once summer is over

i want to go out and get pissed tonight

[Slow Ben]

Like Frook, your in southern illinois with me and pissed only means mad. You get mad, get in a brawl and end up in jail with a huge guy named leroy.

I wish I had a comfier computer chair.

[frookenhauer]

you have, but your ass has fallen (due to my amazing jokes, hahaha) off and you can no longer appreciate the brilliance of the chair you sit in, bummer...er?!?

I wish for there to be many m,ore varietyies of Pot noodle...and some of them actually are actually bloody spicy!

[Sixty]

There are, but they're literally bloody...sorry.

I wish I could find a job.

[masan's saddle]

Sixty, on Mar 22 2009, 11:08 PM, said:

There are, but they're literally bloody...sorry.

I wish I could find a job.

You get a job, but it's picking peanuts out of monkey poo for a science experiment, you get hepatitis and die.

I wish I was a tree.

[Darkwatch]

masan's saddle, on Mar 22 2009, 07:56 PM, said:

I wish I was a tree.

You are a tree in Australia during brushfire season. You go out in flames.

Wish I had a good car.

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 22 March 2009 - 11:58 PM

[masan's saddle]

Darkwatch, on Mar 22 2009, 11:58 PM, said:

masan's saddle, on Mar 22 2009, 07:56 PM, said:

I wish I was a tree.

You are a tree in Australia during brushfire season. You go out in flames.

Wish I had a good car.

You have a good car, too good in fact. It gets jacked and you are dragged out and shot on the side of the road.

I wish I could fly..., as high as the sky.

[frookenhauer]

But you can for some strange reason...but as you reach up into the sky gravity finally spots you and does its thang...you and the ground meet, sudden like.

I wish to be as cool as the Fonz

[masan's saddle]

Frookenhauer, on Mar 23 2009, 12:06 AM, said:

But you can for some strange reason...but as you reach up into the sky gravity finally spots you and does its thang...you and the ground meet, sudden like.

I wish to be as cool as the Fonz

HEEEEEEEYYYY ! You are the Fonz, until the Hell's Angels turn up and use you for darts practice, you run away whimpering and are no longer cool and die of darts related shame !

I want to meet the muppets.

[frookenhauer]

You do meet the Muppets and Mrs Piggy ditches Kermit and makes you her bitch...Now there are hundreds of little Masanlets running around crapping on the carpet...Nice!

I wish for the weather to be warm tomorrow, in fact can I haz toasty?