[Bauchelain the Evil]

You have so much money that it crushes you.

I wish I couldn't get ill

[frookenhauer]

you get mo money, but its because you took up drug dealing which enabled you to spend some time at her majesties convenience and now your bum hole looks suspiciously like a bucket.

I wish for a zebra

[Obdigore]

Frookenhauer, on Feb 6 2009, 10:02 AM, said:

you get mo money, but its because you took up drug dealing which enabled you to spend some time at her majesties convenience and now your bum hole looks suspiciously like a bucket.

I wish for a zebra

Your Zebra arrives. It is rabid and bites off half your face. You feel like you could be in a book.


I would like for the corrupt a wish game to never be responded to again.

[Sixty]

You receive your wish, but a "defile a wish game" begins.

I wish my calc teacher wasn't a total jackass.

[Sir Thursday]

Sixty, on Feb 6 2009, 07:58 PM, said:

I wish my calc teacher wasn't a total jackass.

Your calc teacher is not a jackass, but is in fact 100% human. That doesn't stop him from being nasty though.


I wish I could muster the energy to make a trip to the shops.

[frookenhauer]

He stops being a jackass and turns into a total Nazi and sets homework that is ridiculously hard and the classroom now has a very military feel to it and Wagner seems to be the background music of choice, but the worst thing is the marching in step with your fellow soldiers, i mean classmates and saluting and marching and saluting and marchingand......Aaargh!

I wish for nematodes to become part of our daily diet :Patch:

[Sixty]

They do, but like in spongebob they proceed to drain your body of all fluids.

I wish I could get a more expanded explanation of why Mn2+ in a Potassium Permanganate~Hydrogen Peroxide titration partially reverses and oxidizes to Mn4+ in the form of MnO2 in alkaline conditions.

(Also, he's a jackass in the sense that I'm getting bs'ed into taking calc AB or as an independent study because apparently juniors are incapable of taking calc BC).

This post has been edited by Sixty: 06 February 2009 - 08:49 PM

[Sir Thursday]

Sixty, on Feb 6 2009, 08:49 PM, said:

I wish I could get a more expanded explanation of why Mn2+ in a Potassium Permanganate~Hydrogen Peroxide titration partially reverses and oxidizes to Mn4+ in the form of MnO2 in alkaline conditions.

You are given this information, but as payment you have to have a lobotomy.

I wish I could summon the energy to take a trip to the shops.

This post has been edited by Sir Thursday: 06 February 2009 - 08:52 PM

[frookenhauer]

YOU have the power to go to the shops beamed to you from an alien race in a ship floating way up in the stratosphere...but in exchange they want to do an anal probe on you and that's gotta suck or hurt or both, pray they have figured out the joys of lubrication

I wish for a super dongle that does everything that I could possibly want to use it for

[Sinisdar Toste]

you recieve this very super 'dongle' however it also picks up on subconscious impulses and starts killing every person who disagrees with you

i wish my house was self cleaning

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted, but the house develops a mind of its own and kills you with its extra-streaky detergent.

I wish I had a Wickan cattle-dog.

[bubba]

Ain't_It_Just_, on Feb 6 2009, 10:31 PM, said:

Granted, but the house develops a mind of its own and kills you with its extra-streaky detergent.

I wish I had a Wickan cattle-dog.

Here

[Ain't_It_Just_]

I'm so depressed now...

Your wish Bubba.

[bubba]

I wish I had paid attention to what thread this was

[Cause]

You paid attention to thsi thread but no one in it pays attention to you.

I wish I had something to do today

[frookenhauer]

you do, but you are so busy feeling sorry for yourself it passes you by and you realise it too late, and this makes you feel even sorrier for yourself and you miss out on the next...there's a pattern emerging.

I wish for a cylon smiley

[Bauchelain the Evil]

You get it but in that exact moment the forum crashes once again. Luckily evey thing is adjusted in an hour but the only thing that got lost is your smiley.

I wish I knew someone who knows what the MBotF is

[frookenhauer]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I know what the MBotF is, but I'm not telling...Muhahahahahahahaha!

I wish for a new awesome toy to play with

[Giles]

You get it but its so awesome that everyone else is jealous and you get killed by an angry mob

I wish It was the perfect temperature all the time

[Sixty]

It is the perfect temperature...for penguins. Have fun in subzero weather!

I wish I had another pizza.