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The corrupt a wish game.

#141 User is offline   Sixty 

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 02:42 PM

You do, but the only magic existing is the power to conjure evil chickens. To make matters worse, they can only follow you around.

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 03:57 PM

It does, but you will never know cos your tongue has decided that everything you eat tastes like shit

I wish that the good the bad and the ugly gets a remake, in fact bring back spagetti westerns...Hold the sauce!
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 04:00 PM

They do remake The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, but starring Adam Sandler, Jim Carey and Tom Cruise. It is, predictably, shit.

I wish I had a never ending pint of 6X

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 04:02 PM

Yes but Hollywood chooses the worst director to make it and so whoever hasn't seen the original will hate spaghetti western

I wish they eliminated Spiderman 3
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#145 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 04:08 PM

View PostHinter, on Feb 4 2009, 04:00 PM, said:

They do remake The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, but starring Adam Sandler, Jim Carey and Tom Cruise. It is, predictably, shit.


I like all these actors :p

And two and 1, but they remake all the spiderman movies exactly the same way...It has all happened before..

For the 4x...it never ends and you drown

I wish for fluffy white clouds

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 04:35 PM

You get them, then they are stolen by The Orb for their classic track "Little Fluffy Clouds"

I wish Clint Eastwood was my Dad
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 04:43 PM

He is and then proceeds to pump you full of lead, he's got a gun to your head and he asks...You feeling lucky, Punk?

I wish for sense
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 12:02 PM

You get sense, unfortunately its nonsense.

I wish I could fly, right up in the sky, but I can't.
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 12:42 PM

YES WE CAN (Orville :p ) . Obama takes you up into the sky just like superman and Lois lane did and you have a fantastic night and see the world and Obama gets lucky too...

I wish for a white non Christmas
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 12:28 AM

your house is buried under a 23 foot snow drift, your power goes out and you slowly freeze to death.

I wish for an extra 10 days off work a year.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 01:13 AM

View PostCocoreturns, on Feb 6 2009, 12:28 AM, said:

I wish for an extra 10 days off work a year.


You get 10 days off, and then some more, because you've been fired!

I wish my hands wouldn't get cold so easily.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 01:15 AM

During those extra 10 days off your company realizes that they don't really need you since everything runs fine without you. You are laid off.

I wish for a nice collection of rare books.
You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 01:16 AM

Your hands get chopped off in a freak cheese grater accident.

I wish for a nice collection of rare books.
You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 01:25 AM

View PostShinrei no Shintai, on Feb 6 2009, 01:16 AM, said:

I wish for a nice collection of rare books.


The collection is nice, but the books are rare for a reason. These ones in particular have a habit of spontaneously combusting, and one does so in your face, disfiguring you and rendering you blind.

I wish I was better at Squash.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 03:59 AM

View PostSir Thursday, on Feb 5 2009, 08:25 PM, said:

I wish I was better at Squash.


Everyone on Earth is killed, you become the best squash player in the world.

I wish for limitless energy.

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 06:25 AM

You get it but then it eats the universe.

I wish for a pencil that draws concrete lines in the air.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 03:28 PM

It gets stolen, by an inventor who claims you stole it from him. You go to jail.

I wish for a well trained and very mannerly helper monkey.

This post has been edited by Shinrei no Shintai: 06 February 2009 - 03:28 PM

You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 03:31 PM

You get your monkey but it eats all your bananas leaving you to starve

I wish this bloody snow would melt
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 03:40 PM

I melts slowly at the same time as you break both your legs, leaving you to helplessly lie there as you slowly drown, unable to free yourself from the encroaching meltwater.

I wish I didnt have to go out later
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 03:51 PM

You dont have to go out later, but thats because an earthquake collapses your house, trapping you under tons of rubble

I wish I had more money
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