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Riddle me this riddle me that...

#321 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 01:54 PM

I have no idea of the riddle...but would that not mean he could be steering his spacecraft to land on your head :) ...I'm letting it go now :p
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 01:59 PM

What is the next 3 letters in this riddle?
o t t f f s s _ _ _
...┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐...

Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 02:27 PM

e,n,t.

Had that one a few pages back, but it's a rather old one.


Two people who have never seen each other meet at the New York Embassy. They decide to have drinks together in a nearby bar. One of them is the father of the other one's son. How is this possible?
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 02:40 PM

Was one of them a sperm donor?
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 02:42 PM

View PostSir Thursday, on Feb 9 2009, 04:27 PM, said:

e,n,t.

Had that one a few pages back, but it's a rather old one.


Two people who have never seen each other meet at the New York Embassy. They decide to have drinks together in a nearby bar. One of them is the father of the other one's son. How is this possible?



One is the mother and they are both blind
...┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐...

Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 03:45 PM

DkT has the answer I was looking for. I guess sperm donor would work too...


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Posted 09 February 2009 - 04:23 PM

I'll let dkt do the honours then...
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 06:50 PM

Somebody riddle me quick
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 07:26 PM

Well, for good time's sake, another made-up one:

I am bitter at first, but sweet people like me best. I once only lived in America, but travelled to Spain and from there conquered the world. What am I?
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 07:32 PM

The chilli pepper?
QUOTE (amphibian @ Nov 11 2008) <Rake himself was a huge weight inside Draconus and he didn't go in with an army.>
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 10:42 PM

Tobacco
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 11:51 PM

I reckon i got it, so...(if I aint, here's one for the interim)


Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim. Who am I?
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 01:39 AM

Death.
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 01:40 AM

Godamnit! Correct! Riddle us quick...and no lame excuses about not having any to hand :p
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 03:23 AM

Easy one:

What is broken every time it's spoken?
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 04:25 AM

Had this one already, it's; "silence".
QUOTE (amphibian @ Nov 11 2008) <Rake himself was a huge weight inside Draconus and he didn't go in with an army.>
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 09:46 AM

A man leaves home and makes 3 left turns.
When he returns home he is met by two men
one of whom is wearing a mask. Who are they?
...┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐...

Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 09:48 AM

Seguleh!

nope no idea
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 02:43 PM

View Postdktorode, on Feb 10 2009, 03:46 AM, said:

A man leaves home and makes 3 left turns.
When he returns home he is met by two men
one of whom is wearing a mask. Who are they?


the Catcher and the Umpire.

Someone riddle me!
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 02:57 PM

View PostObdigore, on Feb 10 2009, 03:43 PM, said:

View Postdktorode, on Feb 10 2009, 03:46 AM, said:

A man leaves home and makes 3 left turns.
When he returns home he is met by two men
one of whom is wearing a mask. Who are they?


the Catcher and the Umpire.

Someone riddle me!

Lol, that one is pretty nicely found :p

And euh, Obdi... if you answer it correct, you should give the new riddle...

And the answer to my riddle wasn't tobacco, it was chocolate (the cacao been), but I admit the riddle had quite many possible answers, so I'll let you slide this time :ph34r:
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