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Two parents and two sons go to a pizza place. They order three pizzas and they all eat one. How is that possible?
Riddle me this riddle me that...
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 03:13 PM
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 03:27 PM
Grandfather father son
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
This post has been edited by Cause: 10 February 2009 - 03:28 PM
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 03:32 PM
I' m a man?
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I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your soul with peals of laughter. No, instead, I will make tea-Gothos
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 04:03 PM
My thunder comes before the lightning;
My lightning comes before the clouds;
My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?
My lightning comes before the clouds;
My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 04:48 PM
Not sure, but I think the answer is 'the sun'?
Why, you ask?
The 'thunder' of the sun would be the sound, which is in my opinion the birds singing when the sun is about to rise
'the lightning' is of course the light of the sun, which does come before the clouds (because there's sunshine after rain, but there's also sunshine before rain...)
the 'rain' would be the sunbeams, which do indeed dry stuff.
Am I correct? Not even close?
Why, you ask?
The 'thunder' of the sun would be the sound, which is in my opinion the birds singing when the sun is about to rise
'the lightning' is of course the light of the sun, which does come before the clouds (because there's sunshine after rain, but there's also sunshine before rain...)
the 'rain' would be the sunbeams, which do indeed dry stuff.
Am I correct? Not even close?
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 05:25 PM
Sandstorm?
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 05:42 PM
A volcano?
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 06:01 PM
Maddog, on Feb 10 2009, 06:42 PM, said:
A volcano?
Correct.
I must admit I googled it because Cause said my answer was such a far stretch. Now I know the answer is a volcano I must say my answer as 'sun' isn't too far a stretch... Mine is just more poetic
Anyhew, Riddle On Maddog!
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 06:11 PM
I thought the sun was a good guess too, that's what lead me to guess volcano (the heat part)
Ok...
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
Ok...
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
This post has been edited by Maddog: 10 February 2009 - 06:16 PM
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They claim to heal, but all they do is steal, Abuse your faith, cheat, and rob.
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 06:18 PM
Already been done: a casket.
Do another one if you want
Do another one if you want
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I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your soul with peals of laughter. No, instead, I will make tea-Gothos
I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your soul with peals of laughter. No, instead, I will make tea-Gothos
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 06:26 PM
Ehghhh. I apologize about that. My conn. is crappy right now so going through all the pages to check might take me a lifetime. SO I apologize in advance if this one has been done, and if it has someone else may take my turn .
I have keys that open no locks,
I have space, but there is no room,
You can enter, but you can't go in.
What am I?
.I have keys that open no locks,
I have space, but there is no room,
You can enter, but you can't go in.
What am I?
See ten thousand ministries, See the holy rightous dogs.
They claim to heal, but all they do is steal, Abuse your faith, cheat, and rob.
~ God was Never on your Side, Lemmy Kilmister
They claim to heal, but all they do is steal, Abuse your faith, cheat, and rob.
~ God was Never on your Side, Lemmy Kilmister
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 06:29 PM
A computer?
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I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your soul with peals of laughter. No, instead, I will make tea-Gothos
I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your soul with peals of laughter. No, instead, I will make tea-Gothos
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 06:37 PM
yes it makes more sense.I thnk it's your turn, Baudin
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I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your soul with peals of laughter. No, instead, I will make tea-Gothos
I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your soul with peals of laughter. No, instead, I will make tea-Gothos
