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What's messing with your groove?

#11121 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 08:26 AM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 31 March 2012 - 08:13 AM, said:

Man, first times for everything.

Got stood up on my date tonight.

It's waaaay more awkward than I'd have ever thought. That 3rd or 4th time they come by to ask your if you'd like another drink/bread/whatever, and the fucking waiter knows, and makes no attempt to pretend otherwise.

GOD DAMN IT.


Bummer mate.

Did she have a reasonable excuse or haven't you been able to contact her yet? Decent excuses are much harder to come by in these days of instant communication.
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#11122 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 09:24 AM

That's the thing. Nobody's heard from her.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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#11123 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 04:07 PM

A number of little things are getting me down. First, I'm putting way too much effort into an application for a job I'm positively certain I won't get. Second, it's getting a bit hectic at work. I'm three months in, but I still don't know how to do half the stuff I'm supposed to do. That was all fine and dandy when there wasn't that much to do, but I'm taking over half the job of a girl who just quit and everything - shit, piss and menstruation blood - is about to hit the fan. Third, the stress at work is getting to me sleep at night. I keep dreaming about a task I'm supposed to do, something really tedious that I can never get it done before I wake. I imagine it reflects a feeling of falling behind on my work while awake. But at the same time the dream is so vivid, it feels like something I really should do at work but I just can't remember what it is. Fourth, the idiot brother of mine makes about twice as much as I do a year (I have an average Norwegian salary, which is respectable in its own right), just asked me to lend him £1500. Granted, his income varies with the seasons. But he's 31 years old, he's in a stable relationship and looks after a four-year-old. Why the fuck can't he learn to save for a rainy day? Isn't he supposed to be a responsible adult by now? For a man with an IQ of 125, he truly is a moron.

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#11124 User is offline   Lady Bliss 

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 05:39 PM

Two day migraine...
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#11125 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 05:49 AM

Just found out that it is Easter this week :p

I hadn't counted on it and now I don't think Silencer's birthday present is going to arrive on time. B)

Trust him to have to turn 21 on Good Friday *humph!*

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#11126 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 09:35 AM

Can't see the white group in chat, the other skins hurt my eyes B) makes chat much less fun :p
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#11127 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 11:07 AM

This Sunday is way too busy B)
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 04:33 PM

Wedding planning is complicated. It's amazing how trying to keep it small and simple is incredibly difficult in the planning.
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#11129 User is offline   Lady Bliss 

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 04:38 PM

View PostDarkwatch, on 01 April 2012 - 04:33 PM, said:

Wedding planning is complicated. It's amazing how trying to keep it small and simple is incredibly difficult in the planning.


B)

Wedding planning????
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 05:10 PM

View PostLady Bliss, on 01 April 2012 - 04:38 PM, said:

View PostDarkwatch, on 01 April 2012 - 04:33 PM, said:

Wedding planning is complicated. It's amazing how trying to keep it small and simple is incredibly difficult in the planning.


B)

Wedding planning????


Since the cause of the wedding planning headache does not mess with my groove I've posted the explanation --here in the Trickster--.
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You're a rock.
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 05:36 PM

My first 50 hour week in a good while and I went out last night. Not hungover just tired and had work today. Came home to find my brother has changed my date of birth on facebook and had a fuckload of notifications wishing me happy birthday. Karma for the countless times ive done it to him but still...

Sandwiches and AGOT rewatch then bed. Off tomorrow maybe...
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:50 PM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 31 March 2012 - 09:24 AM, said:

That's the thing. Nobody's heard from her.


Sounds like somebody is attempting to establish an alibi.
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 11:42 PM

No more Sunday drinking
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#11134 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 01:21 AM

View PostMacros, on 01 April 2012 - 11:42 PM, said:

No more Sunday drinking. Untill next week.


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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 02 April 2012 - 03:56 AM

So...

Bad news. The engagement is off.

The good news --is...--
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Posted 02 April 2012 - 04:57 AM

In a foul mood today, and it isn't getting better :p
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Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:09 AM

Getting a house built is so much work! I've done more phone calls and emails in the past week than I normally do in a year!
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Posted 02 April 2012 - 12:33 PM

My brother is a moron, I swear. Does he even grasp the concept of deductive reasoning? He just keeps on spoiling Mass Effect 3 for me, little things but just enough to make it grate (e.g. "Oh, this part's cool." Yeah THANKS A FUCKING LOT!) And then he has the nerve to get sulky and call me an idiot, because of course HE couldn't be in the wrong, oh no.

Next time he asks me something ME3 related I will punch him out. Or just not answer.
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Posted 02 April 2012 - 12:35 PM

View PostAin, on 02 April 2012 - 12:33 PM, said:

My brother is a moron, I swear. Does he even grasp the concept of deductive reasoning? He just keeps on spoiling Mass Effect 3 for me, little things but just enough to make it grate (e.g. "Oh, this part's cool." Yeah THANKS A FUCKING LOT!) And then he has the nerve to get sulky and call me an idiot, because of course HE couldn't be in the wrong, oh no.

Next time he asks me something ME3 related I will punch him out. Or just not answer.


Just set him on fire a little bit.
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Posted 02 April 2012 - 12:37 PM

View PostAin, on 02 April 2012 - 12:33 PM, said:

My brother is a moron, I swear. Does he even grasp the concept of deductive reasoning? He just keeps on spoiling Mass Effect 3 for me, little things but just enough to make it grate (e.g. "Oh, this part's cool." Yeah THANKS A FUCKING LOT!) And then he has the nerve to get sulky and call me an idiot, because of course HE couldn't be in the wrong, oh no.

Next time he asks me something ME3 related I will punch him out. Or just not answer.


That's why God invented fratricide :p

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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