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What's messing with your groove?

#27481 User is offline   EmperorMagus 

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Posted 18 November 2020 - 04:43 AM

View PostCause, on 18 November 2020 - 02:21 AM, said:

I’m torn. Someone I know is posting on Facebook about rigged usa elections, trump is amazing and a little qanon (trump exposed pedophilia in the us government and Hollywood). I would find it a little entertaining to dismantle her post point bu point, she was kind enough to bullet point it. I am reminded however that arguing with stupid is pointless, they drag you down to their level and win with experienced.


There is no way your target will be convinced by anything you say but undecided observers may be persuaded. I have a friend who constantly argue with stupid on FB while staying cool with the sole purpose of convincing less informed undecided observers.
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#27482 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 18 November 2020 - 06:22 AM

Yeah, a polite tear down show others that it's utter bullshit
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#27483 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 21 November 2020 - 12:35 AM

Reading the mostly redacted report on our special forces and how they constantly tortured and murdered young men in Afghanistan is more than messing with me mood right now.

And yet, we'll still be expected to honour them and their service come ANZAC Day. 😑

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#27484 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 21 November 2020 - 05:52 AM

Somedays I am fairly certain I am a secondary character in other people's stories.
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#27485 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 21 November 2020 - 07:54 AM

View PostGust Hubb, on 21 November 2020 - 05:52 AM, said:

Somedays I am fairly certain I am a secondary character in other people's stories.


Sometimes I wish I had that sort of billing! "Man in background" is my usual gig.

But most of the time I'm quite happy to slide under the radar. As they say "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines".
You also avoid a lot of annoying drama that way.

;)

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#27486 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 21 November 2020 - 10:20 AM

View PostTsundoku, on 21 November 2020 - 07:54 AM, said:

As they say "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines".
You also avoid a lot of annoying drama that way.

;)


I never heard that quote before but I love it!
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#27487 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 21 November 2020 - 10:39 AM

I've always believed in the truth of the Chamberlain's curse "May you live in interesting times" - Better to live a dull, normal life. Keep your head down and you'll live a happy unexceptional life.
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#27488 User is offline   Cyphon 

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Posted 21 November 2020 - 11:21 AM

I always thought that was an old Chinese proverb rather than Chamberlain.
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#27489 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 22 November 2020 - 09:14 AM

I thought it was a line from a prachett novel!
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#27490 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 23 November 2020 - 10:10 PM

A broken washing machine and a 4 year old who likes to roll in mud is not a good combination.
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Posted 24 November 2020 - 12:29 AM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 23 November 2020 - 10:10 PM, said:

A broken washing machine and a 4 year old who likes to roll in mud is not a good combination.


Children are so fun.
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#27492 User is offline   stone monkey 

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Posted 24 November 2020 - 12:31 AM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 23 November 2020 - 10:10 PM, said:

A broken washing machine and a 4 year old who likes to roll in mud is not a good combination.


I would assume they get together and solve crimes...



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#27493 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 24 November 2020 - 04:08 AM

You really shouldn't put your kid in a washing machine. It will void the warranty.
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#27494 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 24 November 2020 - 10:42 PM

View Poststone monkey, on 24 November 2020 - 12:31 AM, said:

View PostMezla PigDog, on 23 November 2020 - 10:10 PM, said:

A broken washing machine and a 4 year old who likes to roll in mud is not a good combination.


I would assume they get together and solve crimes...


That would require a lot more brain power than my washing machine has.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 25 November 2020 - 01:18 AM

Cold. Generally I'm not a big complainer about cold weather. Where I live, you have to be able to embrace the suck that is winter weather at times. But that first cold weather that is accompanied by overcast skies and a continuous frigid wind from the north. Fuck you. Fuck you right in your cold ass frigid titties. That wind is the worst. That relentless, cutting to the bone, dancing aching chill on your skin, asshole cold wind. It can fuck off. I hate it.
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Posted 25 November 2020 - 03:31 AM

My back.
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Posted 25 November 2020 - 05:35 AM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 24 November 2020 - 10:42 PM, said:

View Poststone monkey, on 24 November 2020 - 12:31 AM, said:

View PostMezla PigDog, on 23 November 2020 - 10:10 PM, said:

A broken washing machine and a 4 year old who likes to roll in mud is not a good combination.


I would assume they get together and solve crimes...


That would require a lot more brain power than my washing machine has.


I would read this book.
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#27498 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 25 November 2020 - 10:45 AM

View PostDarkwatch, on 25 November 2020 - 03:31 AM, said:

My back.


So ... your back. Been a while.

:p
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Posted 25 November 2020 - 12:06 PM

View PostAbyss, on 25 November 2020 - 05:35 AM, said:

View PostMezla PigDog, on 24 November 2020 - 10:42 PM, said:

View Poststone monkey, on 24 November 2020 - 12:31 AM, said:

View PostMezla PigDog, on 23 November 2020 - 10:10 PM, said:

A broken washing machine and a 4 year old who likes to roll in mud is not a good combination.


I would assume they get together and solve crimes...


That would require a lot more brain power than my washing machine has.


I would read this book.


I bet they're on the trail of a money laundering organisation.
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#27500 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 25 November 2020 - 07:43 PM

I see this all the time and it bothers me. In the United States of America why the fuck is the soap and Body wash often under lock and key in stores?
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