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#20901 Slow Ben

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Posted 29 August 2016 - 09:32 PM

Damn. That sucks.

The man was comedy gold.

I'm gonna watch Blazing Saddles tonight.

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#20902 TheRetiredBridgeburner

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Posted 30 August 2016 - 06:22 AM

Slow Ben, on 29 August 2016 - 09:32 PM, said:

Damn. That sucks.

The man was comedy gold.

I'm gonna watch Blazing Saddles tonight.

"yeah, but i shoot with this hand...."

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#20903 Mentalist

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Posted 01 September 2016 - 02:25 AM

Trying to install WhatsApp on my father's iPhone. makes me want to grab a sledgehammer and break every iProduct I can see.

a looping error, and no way of knowing WHAT the error is. and a goddamn touch interface where you can't do ANYTHING unless there's a touch icon for it (which there aren't any)

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#20904 Solidsnape

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Posted 01 September 2016 - 10:51 AM

worry, on 29 August 2016 - 09:28 PM, said:

Obviously not disputing the genius, and I have to mention stir crazy too.

But seriously, what's a Nephew/Child.

Is it your child or your nephew?

Both?

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#20905 Morgoth

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Posted 01 September 2016 - 11:53 AM

I guess maybe the mother is also his sister?

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#20906 worry

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Posted 01 September 2016 - 06:45 PM

It's a nephew you treat as you would your own child, because your relationship is similarly close.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#20907 Gust Hubb

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Posted 02 September 2016 - 11:51 AM

Deaths for some reason are really getting to me. Reading a book called When Breath Becomes Air and am getting internally stabbed by my fellow med student who blew his brains out. Funny how scars never do completely heal.

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Posted 03 September 2016 - 08:24 AM

Raki.

Ugh

Oh god the hangover

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#20909 Gust Hubb

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Posted 04 September 2016 - 12:07 AM

I hate it when I don't give my kids snacks, make a really good meal full of flavor, vegetables etc, and they still don't eat very well... Hunger strike anyone?

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#20910 Andorion

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Posted 04 September 2016 - 01:03 AM

Gust Hubb, on 04 September 2016 - 12:07 AM, said:

I hate it when I don't give my kids snacks, make a really good meal full of flavor, vegetables etc, and they still don't eat very well... Hunger strike anyone?

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#20911 Tsundoku

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Posted 04 September 2016 - 10:37 AM

Another 2 weeks out field starting tomorrow. And of course it looks like rain. FML. :rtfm:

I need a new job. Or at least a similar job but in another organisation. One that doesn't go out field.

I'm so tired of being cranky, forgetful, unable to concentrate and wound tight all the time. I worry about everything going wrong and I try to avoid meetings with just about everyone because I can feel myself getting worked up (in a bad way) before, during and even after as I go over what I said and did and come to the worst conclusions. I can sit here at view it semi-intellectually but I can't stop myself at the time. I've had to lay off the mersyndol to enable me to relax on some nights because it makes me even dopier (than I usually am, which is a big call for those of you that know me) the next day.

I really, really need to win the lottery so I can quit work.

Meh, enough whining, time to HTFU.

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#20912 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 05 September 2016 - 09:48 PM

I have a lovely bruise on my face from walking in to a pole to cap off a crappy day yesterday. I can cover it well with makeup luckily, but my face is all tender on one side where I wear my glasses. Posted Image

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#20913 worry

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Posted 06 September 2016 - 07:03 AM

That is pretty nasty. Looks part-spider.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#20914 Solidsnape

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Posted 06 September 2016 - 09:36 AM

Briar King, on 06 September 2016 - 02:41 AM, said:

Remember me talking about the new breed of mutant mosquitos that has sprung up the past few yrs? Here's a smallish one I just found dead on my washer. They can easily be even bigger. Check out that needle!

Spoiler

That looks like a tiger mosquito.
Yeah fuckin massive and they feed all day!! Not just at dawn and dusk times!! The bastards.

Get them here in northern Italy too.
I killed 3 at work last night.

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#20915 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 06 September 2016 - 01:29 PM

Glad I live in safe old Britain where the worst that can get you is a grumpy badger...

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#20916 QuickTidal

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Posted 06 September 2016 - 02:47 PM

First day back at work after two weeks off with my wife and my newborn daughter...and I already miss them fiercely!

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#20917 worry

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Posted 06 September 2016 - 07:39 PM

Aww that's sweet! They do say having a child is like one of the Top Twenty things a person can do, emotions-wise.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#20918 Nevyn

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Posted 06 September 2016 - 08:54 PM

QuickTidal, on 06 September 2016 - 02:47 PM, said:

First day back at work after two weeks off with my wife and my newborn daughter...and I already miss them fiercely!

the weeks off?

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#20919 QuickTidal

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Posted 06 September 2016 - 10:37 PM

worry, on 06 September 2016 - 07:39 PM, said:

Aww that's sweet! They do say having a child is like one of the Top Twenty things a person can do, emotions-wise.

It's really something I can't explain emotions-wise. Just such a great experience.

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#20920 Andorion

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Posted 07 September 2016 - 01:26 AM

Briar King, on 07 September 2016 - 01:12 AM, said:

Solidsnape, on 06 September 2016 - 09:36 AM, said:

Briar King, on 06 September 2016 - 02:41 AM, said:

Spoiler

That looks like a tiger mosquito.
Yeah fuckin massive and they feed all day!! Not just at dawn and dusk times!! The bastards.

Get them here in northern Italy too.
I killed 3 at work last night.

Your more or less right. It's a new breed of them. Bigger. You think they are spiders when you see them on you.

BK that is a scary ass bug. I mean we have some big ones over here but nothing I have seen compares to that. Do they spread any diseases?