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What's messing with your groove?

#20921 User is offline   Nicodimas 

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Posted 07 September 2016 - 02:59 AM

I super excited and thrilled earlier in the day when I moved forward with the hiring process at this company..

....to only get an email later in the day...our bad that email wasn't meant for you..Thank for applying....yadda yadda.

So totally bummed. <that can only happen to me..like wtf.>

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Posted 07 September 2016 - 03:16 AM

That seriously sucks. I can't think of a worse tease.
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#20923 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 07 September 2016 - 10:37 AM

View PostQuickTidal, on 06 September 2016 - 10:37 PM, said:

View Postworry, on 06 September 2016 - 07:39 PM, said:

Aww that's sweet! They do say having a child is like one of the Top Twenty things a person can do, emotions-wise.


It's really something I can't explain emotions-wise. Just such a great experience.


I was discussing this last week with my friends I met at antenatal class. We decided it was best described as Stockholm Syndrome.
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#20924 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 07 September 2016 - 11:15 AM

View Postworry, on 06 September 2016 - 07:39 PM, said:

Aww that's sweet! They do say having a child is like one of the Top Twenty things a person can do, emotions-wise.

Having a really satisfactory poo is number 1...
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Posted 07 September 2016 - 11:28 AM

apparently, I bruised my knee @ practice last night. now it hurts like a mofo.
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Posted 07 September 2016 - 12:29 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 07 September 2016 - 10:37 AM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 06 September 2016 - 10:37 PM, said:

View Postworry, on 06 September 2016 - 07:39 PM, said:

Aww that's sweet! They do say having a child is like one of the Top Twenty things a person can do, emotions-wise.


It's really something I can't explain emotions-wise. Just such a great experience.


I was discussing this last week with my friends I met at antenatal class. We decided it was best described as Stockholm Syndrome.


Ha! That's fairly accurate.


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View Postworry, on 06 September 2016 - 07:39 PM, said:

Aww that's sweet! They do say having a child is like one of the Top Twenty things a person can do, emotions-wise.

Having a really satisfactory poo is number 1...


I would agree!

Also messing with my groove, wife and daughter are on their way to a particularly traumatic appointment (breastfeeding clinic where they will probably be dealing with [read: snipping] my daughter's lip tie [and possibly her minor tongue tie as well]) and she forgot her wallet...and then hit traffic (even though she left plenty early) and the poor baby was screaming in the back in her car seat...so my wife, freaking out, drove to her best friends parents house to borrow some cash for parking (who are great and happily obliged) and then she arrived (thankfully on time) to the clinic to open the car door and find her wallet wedged into the gap between the seat and driver-side door. All this while I impotently sit at work waiting to hear what is the result of the appointment...and wishing I could have been there to alleviate the stress involved.
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Posted 07 September 2016 - 12:34 PM

Hangover.
When will I learn.

On the plus side, getting paid from 7am, only struggling out of bed now
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Posted 07 September 2016 - 12:52 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 07 September 2016 - 12:29 PM, said:

View PostMezla PigDog, on 07 September 2016 - 10:37 AM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 06 September 2016 - 10:37 PM, said:

View Postworry, on 06 September 2016 - 07:39 PM, said:

Aww that's sweet! They do say having a child is like one of the Top Twenty things a person can do, emotions-wise.


It's really something I can't explain emotions-wise. Just such a great experience.


I was discussing this last week with my friends I met at antenatal class. We decided it was best described as Stockholm Syndrome.


Ha! That's fairly accurate.


View PostTiste Simeon, on 07 September 2016 - 11:15 AM, said:

View Postworry, on 06 September 2016 - 07:39 PM, said:

Aww that's sweet! They do say having a child is like one of the Top Twenty things a person can do, emotions-wise.

Having a really satisfactory poo is number 1...


I would agree!

Also messing with my groove, wife and daughter are on their way to a particularly traumatic appointment (breastfeeding clinic where they will probably be dealing with [read: snipping] my daughter's lip tie [and possibly her minor tongue tie as well]) and she forgot her wallet...and then hit traffic (even though she left plenty early) and the poor baby was screaming in the back in her car seat...so my wife, freaking out, drove to her best friends parents house to borrow some cash for parking (who are great and happily obliged) and then she arrived (thankfully on time) to the clinic to open the car door and find her wallet wedged into the gap between the seat and driver-side door. All this while I impotently sit at work waiting to hear what is the result of the appointment...and wishing I could have been there to alleviate the stress involved.


Baby PigDog had his tongue tie snipped. One big wail and then he was fine. They hardly notice it.
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Posted 07 September 2016 - 12:56 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 07 September 2016 - 12:52 PM, said:


Baby PigDog had his tongue tie snipped. One big wail and then he was fine. They hardly notice it.


Oh, that's great to hear! We KIND of assumed since they are so young, but this parent part of me thinking about my child going through something as traumatic as that seems horrible.

I had no idea how common tongue and lip ties are!
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Posted 07 September 2016 - 01:43 PM

I think it's a bit of bullshit to be honest. There are a few really obvious tongue ties that you can understand causing difficulty with feeding or creating a speech impediment later on. Then there are also a lot of slight ones and there's so much hot air around whether there might be problems later that they'll need a general anaesthetic to have fixed that you think you may as well get it snipped nowl and have done with it.
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Posted 07 September 2016 - 02:02 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 07 September 2016 - 01:43 PM, said:

I think it's a bit of bullshit to be honest. There are a few really obvious tongue ties that you can understand causing difficulty with feeding or creating a speech impediment later on. Then there are also a lot of slight ones and there's so much hot air around whether there might be problems later that they'll need a general anaesthetic to have fixed that you think you may as well get it snipped nowl and have done with it.


I think you're right. Her tongue tie is very minor (and frankly I doubt they'll snip that), but her lip tie is very tight and does cause difficulty feeding on one side where she literally cannot get a deep latch. My hope is that they fix the lip tie for the feeding reason (my poor wife is distraught about it, and it physically causes her issues) but I'm fine with them leaving the tongue tie. I'll find out in a little while as the appt. just ended at 10AM.

EDIT: Tongue and lip tie's both snipped easily. She cried what my wife calls "real tears" for a bit, but seems okay now. The lactation specialist saw her tie's and said that is exactly what's causing the problem on the one side when feeding (for both mother and baby), and that she should be much better now. They go back in a week to follow up and make sure all is healed and going better. That's a relief to be honest.

This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 07 September 2016 - 02:28 PM

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Posted 07 September 2016 - 08:53 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 07 September 2016 - 11:15 AM, said:

View Postworry, on 06 September 2016 - 07:39 PM, said:

Aww that's sweet! They do say having a child is like one of the Top Twenty things a person can do, emotions-wise.

Having a really satisfactory poo is number 1...


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Posted 07 September 2016 - 08:59 PM

Also if you keep talking about snipping up babies I might puke and die, not necessarily in that order.
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Posted 07 September 2016 - 09:48 PM

What's a snip? Literally never heard of it before.
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Posted 07 September 2016 - 10:02 PM

Sometimes tongues have extra skin on the bottom that prevent normal movement. Doctors will cut these to a certain extent to allow better tonguing.

This is different and way better than circumcision snips.
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Posted 07 September 2016 - 10:47 PM

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Posted 07 September 2016 - 11:16 PM

Fucking fissures are killing me.
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Posted 08 September 2016 - 01:18 AM

This is the first time I am hearing of all of these snips.
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Posted 08 September 2016 - 02:17 AM

View PostAndorion, on 08 September 2016 - 01:18 AM, said:

This is the first time I am hearing of all of these snips.

Me too. I'm gonna ask my mom if they did something of the sort for me tomorrow.
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Posted 08 September 2016 - 02:20 AM

View PostEmperorMagus, on 08 September 2016 - 02:17 AM, said:

View PostAndorion, on 08 September 2016 - 01:18 AM, said:

This is the first time I am hearing of all of these snips.

Me too. I'm gonna ask my mom if they did something of the sort for me tomorrow.


I know there was nothing like this for me. Or my brother
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