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#17391 Malankazooie

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Posted 10 January 2020 - 07:50 PM

Me and a few of the lads are going to make the drive and do the tour Saturday afternoon. So pumped. Posted Image

#17392 EmperorMagus

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Posted 10 January 2020 - 09:23 PM

Going to Geneva for 10 days on my school's dime in March. It's a work trip, but still, I'm excited.

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#17393 Tsundoku

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Posted 14 January 2020 - 10:19 AM

Brisvegas baby, YEAH!

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#17394 Slow Ben

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Posted 15 January 2020 - 02:46 AM

At least we don’t have to listen to Tulsi though eh?

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#17395 Abyss

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Posted 20 January 2020 - 03:47 PM

I just rep'd three people in a deleted thread.

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#17396 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 20 January 2020 - 07:42 PM

Abyss, on 20 January 2020 - 03:47 PM, said:

I just rep'd three people in a deleted thread.

I was very pleased with my contribution. The thread needs to be reinstated, stat.

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#17397 Abyss

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Posted 20 January 2020 - 07:52 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 20 January 2020 - 07:42 PM, said:

Abyss, on 20 January 2020 - 03:47 PM, said:

I just rep'd three people in a deleted thread.

I was very pleased with my contribution. The thread needs to be reinstated, stat.

Nah, but here's the highlight reel...

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trashbot said:

You ought to do this about an hour before the physical movement. It would help if you didn't pound or part of the tablet. It leads to being used with or without dinners, yet not with fluids. The tablets contain 10 mg of prescription that shouldn't be taken more than once per day.

Take this[garbage med thing] is best medicine To [buy garbage meds] store as suggested by the doctor.

Tiste Simeon, on 20 January 2020 - 06:30 AM, said:

Mods! Ban pls

Aptorian, on 20 January 2020 - 07:22 AM, said:

No! This is the best post I've seen on this forum in ages. I thought it was a legit BK thread for a minute.

Traveller, on 20 January 2020 - 07:56 AM, said:

Aptorian, on 20 January 2020 - 07:22 AM, said:

No! This is the best post I've seen on this forum in ages. I thought it was a legit BK thread for a minute.

Same! I read it and thought 'but he's busy with Death Stranding..'

Mezla PigDog, on 20 January 2020 - 08:33 AM, said:

What kind of drink? Can you put it in a stiff drink or does it have to be a soft one?

Morgoth, on 20 January 2020 - 09:37 AM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 20 January 2020 - 08:33 AM, said:

What kind of drink? Can you put it in a stiff drink or does it have to be a soft one?

A long drink, at least, is a must I'd reckon.

Aptorian, on 20 January 2020 - 09:57 AM, said:

Probably a slippery nipple.

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#17398 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 20 January 2020 - 08:26 PM

Hah shame that one has gone.

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#17399 Abyss

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Posted 20 January 2020 - 09:01 PM

I'm not stopping you. It's all right there, just de-bot'd. Have fun.

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#17400 Malankazooie

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Posted 20 January 2020 - 09:53 PM

Rusty Nail...ha!

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#17401 Tsundoku

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Posted 26 January 2020 - 05:36 AM

It's like a stream of unconsciousness.

#17402 Malankazooie

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Posted 26 January 2020 - 06:23 PM

In my neck of the woods. So happy about this news.

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#17403 Cause

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Posted 27 January 2020 - 10:51 PM

Found twenty dollars on the floor today! So that was awesome!

My first income in NY

#17404 Gorefest

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Posted 28 January 2020 - 08:48 PM

...

Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.

#17405 QuickTidal

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Posted 29 January 2020 - 02:03 PM

ExcrementEncephalon, on 29 January 2020 - 01:57 PM, said:

Boomer is just the silliest insult(?) that appears to be spreading like wildfire. All I can think when I see it is “poor sha”.

What's annoying about it is that instead of a term thrown at ACTUAL Boomers for showing Boomer mentalities...it's just become a term that young people throw at anyone older than them. People at my work who are Millennials have been called it by their kids. I've been called it, and I'm a Gen-Xer, and I've even seen some Gen Z people called it on TikTok.

It went from clever, to asinine the minute people thought it was a good slander term for "not listening to older people" and not something to actually call legit Boomers (born 1943-'63).

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#17406 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 11:49 PM

Lol millenials ruined ok boomer

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#17407 Abyss

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Posted 31 January 2020 - 03:55 AM

ExcrementEncephalon, on 31 January 2020 - 01:02 AM, said:

Some land near by has been cleared out and paved in prep for a new community and whoever drew it up was clearly smoking crack and drinking wine. It looks awful back there but it’s empty still so as my daughter had an appt today I had to take her to I surprised her afterwards by letting her drive. It’s such a simple thing but it made her day and thus made mine.

Now I have to go to the groove thread cause a Junior has invited her to Prom... fuck now my day is ruined. Fuck the groove thread I can’t type that up again.

Time to hide the lube better.

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#17408 Abyss

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Posted 31 January 2020 - 03:32 PM

Abyss, on 31 January 2020 - 03:55 AM, said:

ExcrementEncephalon, on 31 January 2020 - 01:02 AM, said:

Some land near by has been cleared out and paved in prep for a new community and whoever drew it up was clearly smoking crack and drinking wine. It looks awful back there but it's empty still so as my daughter had an appt today I had to take her to I surprised her afterwards by letting her drive. It's such a simple thing but it made her day and thus made mine.

Now I have to go to the groove thread cause a Junior has invited her to Prom... fuck now my day is ruined. Fuck the groove thread I can't type that up again.

Time to hide the lube better.

ExcrementEncephalon, on 31 January 2020 - 04:30 AM, said:

Gawd help me

At least move it before she asks to borrow your truck.

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#17409 Gorefest

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Posted 31 January 2020 - 03:35 PM

Always lovely to see family traditions passed on.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.

#17410 Abyss

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Posted 31 January 2020 - 04:45 PM

If he were nice about it he would get a new bottle and leave it in the glovebox with a ribbon and a kind note. Maybe some condoms.

...wait, hey BK are there already condoms in the glovebox?

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