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Worst Movie you've ever Seen?

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Posted 12 May 2008 - 08:14 PM

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The Hulk movie from a few years ago was AWFUL.


That is one of my favourite movies ;)

The actors did a great job (which is not so common in superhero movies), the special effects were spectacular, and the editing (how the screen changes from one scene to the next, probably the wrong word, but I don't know the right word) was very original and well done. And the story was based on a comic, so you can't really expect gold. The director focused more on a few themes instead, and made it a bit deeper than Spiderman, which is not a crime (on the contrary I say). Most of today's movies are too mainstream. Hulk was not. My only gripe with it was that it dragged on a bit towards the end.

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Southland Tales was disappointing. Nothing close to the standards of Donnie Darko. It had some cool stuff (the snipers, which account for less than 2 minutes of the whole movie), but the whole story was just too unrealistic. And the CGI was hideous, which along with the bad acting, made for a boring movie experience.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 08:17 PM

I liked the Hulk film. Except for getting overboard and mixing Banners father with Zzzax and the Absorbing Man I thought it was a cool film. I didn't even mind the giant hulk dogs, that was just another cool "Hulk Smash!" scene.

I also liked Eric Bana as Bruce Banner, I'm not happy at all with them using a new guy, even Edward Norton to play Bruce Banner in the new one.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 09:05 PM

Oh yeah the new Rollerball was hideous... I couldn't believe Jean Reno was in something that rubbish!
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 09:33 PM

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Posted 12 May 2008 - 10:30 PM

i really really dislike contact so there you go!!
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Posted 13 May 2008 - 09:39 AM

Aptorian;306886 said:

I liked the Hulk film. Except for getting overboard and mixing Banners father with Zzzax and the Absorbing Man I thought it was a cool film. I didn't even mind the giant hulk dogs, that was just another cool "Hulk Smash!" scene.

I also liked Eric Bana as Bruce Banner, I'm not happy at all with them using a new guy, even Edward Norton to play Bruce Banner in the new one.


the new one isnt a sequel as such. It sort fo doesnt acknowledge that the firts one existed.
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Posted 13 May 2008 - 09:41 AM

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the new one isnt a sequel as such. It sort fo doesnt acknowledge that the firts one existed.


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Posted 13 May 2008 - 10:21 AM

The Rocky Horrow Picture Show....


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Posted 13 May 2008 - 10:22 AM

What? No it's not! It's got Motherfucking Meatloaf in it!
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Posted 13 May 2008 - 11:03 AM

so what, my oven has meatloaf in it on occassion, I dont subject myself to watching it.

Totally with the shroom on this one Rocky horror is one of those "cult classics" thats only a classic for being over the top weird, its crap.
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Posted 13 May 2008 - 11:17 AM

It has great songs, and a young, semi-naked Susan Sarandon; which makes you wrong. ;)
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Posted 13 May 2008 - 11:40 AM

I declare 25th hour to be the slowest movie of all time.

Also 'Broken Flowers' starring Bill Murray is 2 hours of my life that would have been better spent knocking nails into my nut-sack.

And of course 'Godzilla' remake from 10 years ago, nothing happened at all, then it turned into a fucking rip off of Jurassic Park.
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Posted 13 May 2008 - 12:11 PM

oh oh oh oh

I retract all my previous movies. Worst movie I have EVAR watched for real

"terms of endearment"

HOly shit. I don't think a movie could go any slower. THe worst part is that just when you think the damn thing is going to end, and it fades to black, and you expect them to roll credits, the screen lights back up with everybody aged 5 more years. More bullshit happens, somebody dies, fade to black. Guess what...no credits again. and again. and again. Seriously about 10 times, then it has a pitifully weak REAL ending and you walk away feeling like the Wraith just sucked 3 hours off your life force.

Ugh even thinking about that movie makes me shudder...
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Posted 13 May 2008 - 01:52 PM

Macros;307257 said:

so what, my oven has meatloaf in it on occassion, I dont subject myself to watching it.

Totally with the shroom on this one Rocky horror is one of those "cult classics" thats only a classic for being over the top weird, its crap.


The Rocky Horror Show is waaay more entertaining if you go and see the musical, trust me. Go to an evening performance, and hope you get a particularly raucous crowd. I went and saw it in Aberdeen - a packed theatre of drunken Aberdonians all doing the timewarp is rather impressive, believe me. Plus people were yelling out "Slut!" and "Arsehole!" whenever one of the two main actors came on the stage - the atmosphere was awesome and overall made for an amusing night out.


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Posted 13 May 2008 - 03:25 PM

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What? No it's not! It's got Motherfucking Meatloaf in it!

Bloodrayne also has Meatloaf in it... And that was just awful!
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Posted 13 May 2008 - 03:40 PM

Untill I see this film... I will not believe your forked tongue.
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Posted 13 May 2008 - 04:09 PM

Meat Loaf was Bob in Fight Club. That always makes me laugh.
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Posted 13 May 2008 - 04:44 PM

His name was Robert Paulson.
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Posted 13 May 2008 - 04:46 PM

His name was Robert Paulson.
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Posted 13 May 2008 - 04:47 PM

I hear his name was Robert Paulson... urrrr.
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