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Worst Movie you've ever Seen?
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Posted 13 May 2008 - 04:48 PM
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Posted 13 May 2008 - 06:48 PM
Herkules in New York was the shitest film ever.
7 years in Tibet was also complete crap. Should've gave Pitt 7 years in jail just for making me watch it.
7 years in Tibet was also complete crap. Should've gave Pitt 7 years in jail just for making me watch it.
I want to die the way my dad died, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Posted 13 May 2008 - 07:01 PM
The Core: Dear lord its like science died and than they mutilated its corpse. Every character was more uninteresting than the last. The supposed on screen chemistry of the budding relationship was so lacking I never realised scientist and nasa babe were even flirting
Babe 2 pig in the city: Building of the fame of babe that lovely movie about a talking shepard pig whom sheep respect and obey. Babe 2 pig in the city had none of the charm, or even a plot line that made the first great
Babe 2 pig in the city: Building of the fame of babe that lovely movie about a talking shepard pig whom sheep respect and obey. Babe 2 pig in the city had none of the charm, or even a plot line that made the first great
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 02:52 PM
Cause;307766 said:
The Core: Dear lord its like science died and than they mutilated its corpse. Every character was more uninteresting than the last. The supposed on screen chemistry of the budding relationship was so lacking I never realised scientist and nasa babe were even flirting
Yeah! Horrible movie...but my science teacher did waste a complete day talking about how dumb it was, so I got something good out it.
Oh yeah, and Cabin Fever was also pretty retarded.
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 03:07 PM
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Untill I see this film... I will not believe your forked tongue.
Bloodrayne was about this hot vampire girl who hated vampires so she went around killing vampires, and she was hot and at one point gets it one with this bloke.
Actually why did I not like it??
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 03:28 PM
Because you weren't the bloke getting it from the girl.
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RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 07:44 PM
Epic Movie and Date movie made me want to kill myself.
Knocked up, Eragon, and Jumpers were real let downs.
Spiderman 3 just made me sad...since when does SPIDERMAN cry more than fight crime?!?
Knocked up, Eragon, and Jumpers were real let downs.
Spiderman 3 just made me sad...since when does SPIDERMAN cry more than fight crime?!?
QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 07:50 PM
Sparkimus;308567 said:
Spiderman 3 just made me sad...since when does SPIDERMAN cry more than fight crime?!?
What you need to ask yourself is "When did he become a latin dance expert and why did he begin sporting an emo come-over?"
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 07:55 PM
I still maintain that the two worst movies to hit the Cinema's are Dungeons and Dragons one AND THEN TWO!
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 08:27 PM
My worst films are dungeons and dragons (only saw the first one)and Tristan and Iseult they had the saxons and the britons fighting against the viking irish and still the film sucked more balls than you can imagine.
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 09:50 PM
Aptorian;308570 said:
What you need to ask yourself is "When did he become a latin dance expert and why did he begin sporting an emo come-over?"
I know, since when has dancing round like an emo git made you "evil" which is technically what Spiderman was meant to be with the Symbiote...
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 10:00 PM
Wait, there was a Spiderman 3? Or do you mean Peter Parker 2?
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 10:16 PM
Lost in Translation - utter turgid shite, just did not enjoy one bit. Thought it must have been a girl thing but afterwards my missus said "what a loada crap" so I guess not, and no matter what you say it'll never be anything but pretentious twaddle.
But even more awful than that is the "I wish I could erase it from my mind movie" ...
Alexander - holy bug blatter what the????!!!!!
Now I've watched some nonsense in my time but that movie took the kit and kaboodle.
I so hate that film I wish it striken from the annuals of moviedom, please.
If you aint seen it DO NOT!! WALK AWAY!! FAST!! NO MATTER HOW MANY HOTTIES OF BOTH SEX'S ARE IN IT!!! WALK AWAY! YOU WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AFTER!!
Even tho they ruined Spiderman 3 (my god what were they thinking) nothing will beat Alexander for pure evil on celluloid. AVOID!
But even more awful than that is the "I wish I could erase it from my mind movie" ...
Alexander - holy bug blatter what the????!!!!!
Now I've watched some nonsense in my time but that movie took the kit and kaboodle.
I so hate that film I wish it striken from the annuals of moviedom, please.
If you aint seen it DO NOT!! WALK AWAY!! FAST!! NO MATTER HOW MANY HOTTIES OF BOTH SEX'S ARE IN IT!!! WALK AWAY! YOU WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AFTER!!
Even tho they ruined Spiderman 3 (my god what were they thinking) nothing will beat Alexander for pure evil on celluloid. AVOID!
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 11:42 PM
I was going to see Alexander at one point. I am so glad I never did...
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Posted 15 May 2008 - 06:41 AM
Napoleon Dynamite......
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Posted 15 May 2008 - 06:44 AM
In fairness, the DVD cut of Alexander is about 956 times better than the cinematic one.
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Posted 15 May 2008 - 06:59 AM
I second Napoleon Dynamite.
As far as Spiderman 3 goes, I could almost deal with the emo hair and the dancing so long as he never started crying every 18 seconds. With those things combined though...pure fail, and a very sad Sparkimus.
Oh well. Batman's on it's way
As far as Spiderman 3 goes, I could almost deal with the emo hair and the dancing so long as he never started crying every 18 seconds. With those things combined though...pure fail, and a very sad Sparkimus.
Oh well. Batman's on it's way
QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 15 May 2008 - 08:33 AM
Obdigore;308571 said:
I still maintain that the two worst movies to hit the Cinema's are Dungeons and Dragons one AND THEN TWO!
there was a sequel?
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