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Worst Movie you've ever Seen?

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Posted 12 May 2008 - 04:01 PM

Perhaps if I had seen the whole movie... all I know is I want one of those bomb shooting guns.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 04:43 PM

Another Bruce Willis stinker is Striking Distance. It has the bulemic chick from Sex and the City in it as well.

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Posted 12 May 2008 - 04:48 PM

The movies I've walked out on are:

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Posted 12 May 2008 - 04:55 PM

Xander;306776 said:

Another Bruce Willis stinker is Striking Distance. ...


the one with the boats... that DID suck.

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Posted 12 May 2008 - 04:56 PM

Xander;306776 said:

It has the bulemic chick from Sex and the City in it as well.


So which one of the bulemic chicks from Sex and the City?
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 05:00 PM

Mr. & Mrs. Smith is by far the worst movie i've ever been subjected to.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 05:43 PM

I can't believe I forgot this one....but

ROLLERBALL is the worst movie I've ever seen. That whole scene when they are riding the motorcycle and the whole scene is shot in "night vision"....GAH!

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Posted 12 May 2008 - 05:52 PM

the newest miami vice movie...for that matter any movie starring colin farrel. He's such a wanker. Acting style = pout and stare into distance. The. Whole. Movie.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 05:55 PM

That was a weird movie. I love Foxx, but farrel did disappoint.

That movie was almost TOO serious.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 05:56 PM

Xander;306817 said:

I can't believe I forgot this one....but

ROLLERBALL is the worst movie I've ever seen. That whole scene when they are riding the motorcycle and the whole scene is shot in "night vision"....GAH!


Wait, are you talking about the remake or the classic one? Because if you're talking about the 70s version with James Caan, I'll find you and roll over you with very dull rullerblades again and again and again...
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 06:21 PM

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Wait, are you talking about the remake or the classic one? Because if you're talking about the 70s version with James Caan, I'll find you and roll over you with rollerblades with the wheels replaced by pizza cutters again and again and again...


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Posted 12 May 2008 - 06:42 PM

Aptorian;306826 said:

Wait, are you talking about the remake or the classic one? Because if you're talking about the 70s version with James Caan, I'll find you and roll over you with very dull rullerblades again and again and again...


The remake with LL Cool J......of course not the classic...geez.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 06:53 PM

Well, then you need to clarify! the one with LL we do not talk about, like Terminator 3, Spiderman 3 and all the x-men films... especially the third one.

3 really isn't a lucky number.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 07:01 PM

Aptorian;306846 said:

Well, then you need to clarify! the one with LL we do not talk about, like Terminator 3, Spiderman 3 and all the x-men films... especially the third one.

3 really isn't a lucky number.


Nonsense, Die Hard with a V... Revenge of the Si.... Goldmem... Lethal W... Ocean's... ummm... crap.

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Posted 12 May 2008 - 07:10 PM

Die Hard 3 and Lethal Weapons 3 were awesome. They had John McClane, Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh in them. Tons of ridiculous gunfights, terrorists and over the top criminals. These movies can not fail
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 07:28 PM

Die hard 3 had John Mclane AND Samuel L Jackson playing a guy called Zeus.

ZEUS!

HOW can that not be great?
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 07:44 PM

Oh yea of little movie knowledge, as an american, I have sat through some horendous movies, these include but are not limited to, Cacoon....short circuit 2.....troll.....Home Alone 1,2,and 3.....Shaft (even if it had whats-his-name in it).....Mod Squad....oh there are so very many!!!!


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Posted 12 May 2008 - 07:50 PM

Aptorian;306846 said:

Well, then you need to clarify! the one with LL we do not talk about, like Terminator 3, Spiderman 3 and all the x-men films... especially the third one.

3 really isn't a lucky number.


Alien 3...
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 07:53 PM

I like all the Alien films, they each tell a new story with a different take on the aliens. After the second one, which is perhaps the most awesome action sci-fi ever, it was interesting to return to the horror of the first, with one alien stalking them in an inclosed environment. I liked the whole broody atmosphere and the crazt inmates.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 08:13 PM

Eragon is probably one of the worst films I've seen.

Horrible, just horrible.
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