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Worst Movie you've ever Seen?

#121 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 15 May 2008 - 01:44 PM

If it helps, the general consensus is that D&D2 was a lot better. I haven't a clue, as I'm not silly enough to watch it, but that's what I hear.
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Posted 15 May 2008 - 02:09 PM

well it could be a dog licking egg yoke of its arse for an hour and a half and it would be better than #1 in fairness
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Posted 15 May 2008 - 02:15 PM

Mmmmhh... egg yoke.
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Posted 15 May 2008 - 02:29 PM

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Posted 15 May 2008 - 07:45 PM

Illuyankas;308886 said:

If it helps, the general consensus is that D&D2 was a lot better. I haven't a clue, as I'm not silly enough to watch it, but that's what I hear.


the general consensus can suck my *****, i believe i actually made a thread about what watching that film was like.

In both cases, the directors/screenwriters/producers, deserve to be beaten.

then drowned.

revived.

and beaten again.
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Posted 15 May 2008 - 08:44 PM

While overall crap, I can't consider D&D1 the absolute worse movie ever for two reasons:

1. the whole gold dragons vs red dragons scene in the finale was passably cool; and,
2. I laugh myself silly at even the thought of Jeremy Irons in blue lipstick - nothing that brings me that level of amusement can utterly fail.


BROKEN FLOWERS was unforgiveably boring fail. ALEXANDER was bisexual fail (how the fuck do you ruin a movie that has battle elephants in it???). SPIDERMAN 3 was a whole other level of fail - in any action movie, especially one based on a comic, the second any lead character cries, FAIL - stop crying, Hollywood. Stop fucking crying. No crying. No more. We will rise up and raze you to the CGI animated ground if you keep crying.


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Posted 15 May 2008 - 09:24 PM

I don't watch manymovies in theatres (not a movie-going person).
But I'll throw in this movie I saw on tv once

CUBE 2

OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD

it was... I don't have the words to describe how terrible that movie was. seriously. You watch, and you hope that it will get good, but it DOESN'T!!! and then it just ends...

Oh, and I've also made it a point to never see "Titanic". working well so far.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 15 May 2008 - 09:37 PM

Mentalist;309152 said:

CUBE 2


Make sure you see the third one - "Cube Zero" (its a prequel). You'll like Cube 2 a lot more afterwards. :D
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Posted 15 May 2008 - 09:50 PM

Wasn't Cube 2 called Hypercube or something?


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Posted 15 May 2008 - 09:51 PM

Sir Thursday;309176 said:

Wasn't Cube 2 called Hypercube or something?


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Yep.
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Posted 15 May 2008 - 11:06 PM

3. The Chronicles of Riddick with Vin shit eating Diesel in it. In fact anything with Vin Diesel in it is just fucked (besides Saving Private Ryan)

2. Daredevil is a close second with the winner (or loser) beiing

1. Super Mario Bros.
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 06:00 AM

DurhangAddict;309160 said:

Make sure you see the third one - "Cube Zero" (its a prequel). You'll like Cube 2 a lot more afterwards. :D


ughh.. I really doubt I'll bother
I may have appreciated that movie were I high. As it stood, it hurt my brain a lot and it's another point against the human race.

Oh, and towards what somebody else said--I enjoyed 'Johny Mnemonic". I found the concept kinda cool. and the "razor-sharp energy thread of death" was an awesome weapon in the opening scenes.
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And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 06:05 AM

I love Johnny Mnemonice. It's just oldschool sci-fi action. People in weird clothes and make-up, yakuzu killing people, Keanu Reeves playing Keanu Reeves... DOLPH MOTHERFUCKING LUNDGREN as a cyborg killer priest, I mean, what's not to like?
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 06:46 AM

It had some cool ideas, bu the execution was crap. There is a certain amount of so bad it's good ti it though.
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 10:34 AM

Johnny Mnemonic - to you freaks who like this movie, go away, read the original short story (It's by William Gibson and it's in the collection Burning Chrome) and then come back and tell me you still like it, okay?

And while you're at it, read the story New Rose Hotel and then see the abortion of a film that was made of it...
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 11:52 AM

DurhangAddict;309160 said:

Make sure you see the third one - "Cube Zero" (its a prequel). You'll like Cube 2 a lot more afterwards. :D


ugh...I should have elected both of those for worst ever. THe first cube movie was fncking awesome and one of the coolest movies I've ever seen. Hypercube was basically a shitty rehash of the same movie but with "better technology" and some more CGI. LAME. Cube zero was some kind of aborted attempt to show Cube behind the scenes or some stupid thing, made no sense and had some of the shittiest (and yes, shitty on the scale of low-budget sci-fi flicks) acting I've ever seen.

I 100% wouldn't bother with the other two if you've watched the first one. One of the things that makes CUBE so awesome at the end is that there IS NO REASON FOR ANY OF IT. It's the underlying theme of the entire fracking first movie and then they had to go and ruin it with a retarded sequel and an even more retarded prequel.
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 02:04 PM

I have to agree with the Monkey - Jonny Moronic was a pitiful film made from brilliant source material.

- Abyss, notes however, that if the falling car had actually crushed Keanu, it would have been the best movie ever.
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 02:17 PM

Mentalist;309416 said:

ughh.. I really doubt I'll bother
I may have appreciated that movie were I high. As it stood, it hurt my brain a lot and it's another point against the human race.


Sorry, I must have forgot to close the sarcasm tag on my post.
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 03:33 PM

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3. The Chronicles of Riddick with Vin shit eating Diesel in it. In fact anything with Vin Diesel in it is just fucked (besides Saving Private Ryan)

In fairness, the book is fairly kick-ass, and it has to get props for baddies called "Necros" :cool:
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 03:36 PM

The movie and books were based on an RPG he plays with his friends. He accomplished a good many geeks dream of making a high budget movie out of their campaign. Essentialy it was like the DnD movie but with a specific game setting.
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