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D'ivers Fuckwits
33 years old
August 8, 1985
Ulster, disputed zone, British Empire.

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  1. Diplomacy on mobile

    07 January 2019 - 10:43 AM

    There's an app called Diplicity (not a typo)

    I haven't used it yet but think it could be a handy way for us to try a game of dip.

    Any interest?
  2. 2019 - Resolution time

    02 January 2019 - 07:01 PM


    Seeing as I actually did ok on last years I've decided to make some resolutions again for this year. but 2 lists, one the usual broad spectrum stuff and then a smaller real, stroke that item of the list target based list.

    Broad strokes:

    Get fitter, not fatter (also work on flexibility, I can barely touch my knees let alone my toes)
    Eat healthier
    Drink less
    Get better at money
    Attempt transitioning out of site work into something more workshop and creative based
    Take more time for myself, stop taking on projects that eat up weekends
    Continue learning German

    Definable targets:
    Get finance sorted for the driving range
    Get driving range built and opened
    Complete conversion of shed into apartment
    Convert Garage into a bar for sisters wedding
    Build fro scratch and sell a piece of furniture (for a profit)
    Upcycle something and sell it on (for a profit, and not just fixing up a trailer)
    Submit a picture to the advent calendar
    run a 10k
    get my golf Handycap below 20 (ambitious given how little time I'm going to have until June)
    Good reads target - lets try 60 books again - I will permit rereads this year as I missed my Legend fix last year - 40 must be new to me
    Convert old shed in yard into a proper workshop
    See Rome
  3. A merry London Christmastime meet up this year?

    04 August 2018 - 08:37 PM

    Any interest in it, I should be about London in December
  4. Taking ownership of your actions

    27 July 2018 - 10:08 AM

    I'm probably not all the way back yet, it's been a long night and J e had no sleep.


    I red mark Manson's 'the subtle art of not giving a fuck' recently.

    Was it great?


    It was average, entertaining but average. As a change your life book it could excel if you took it on board. He doesn't subscribe to the look for the good in everything bullshit.
    He subscribes to the take fucking responsibility to your reaction and you action motif.

    In this vein I've been thinking, I do cast a wide blame net for my life.
    I waste money drinking? My friends dragged me out
    I don't push on professionally, the guys I work with hold me back etc.


    Let's all admit to shit that is entirely our own fault and work towards moving past it.

    Poker, I'm a passable player and enjoy a game, when its 3am and I'm tanked up. And Ill sit it out for 5 hours to grind out a win.

    This is entirely a fault of my own making.

    I went out last night, ended up at the casino in a cash game.
    Could have walked away even at 5am (after clawing myself out of a 300 hole) bit I played on. Drinking coffee so I can't even try and blame the beer (which I can't in this thread anyway) ended upaking the correct callnfor all in with AK and got shit on by an idiot with a lucky bad band.

    Normally I would rail against this tool.


    This is my fault, I had no need to be in that poker game drunk at 7am

    Not sure where I expect this to go


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    08 Aug 2017 - 09:10
    Awww, that's nice - she found a Daddy. ;)
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    08 Aug 2017 - 01:25
    Happy 32nd. Welcome to the demographic that young people collectively refer to as "old". ;)
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    14 Jan 2017 - 21:47
    You *are* supposed to work for the answer, you know. ;)
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    14 Jan 2017 - 21:45
    Because it wasn't a fucking basketbal, just a ball but noone seemed to be able to figure that one out. ;)
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    26 Jul 2016 - 21:25
    Fair enough. I'm glad you didn't unfriend me though! I missed all the little interesting things you were doing in life, but I figured you fell prey to the Facebook algorithms; I didn't realize you'd deleted your account.
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    26 Jul 2016 - 21:21
    Done, btw. And I can't find you on Facebook so maybe you ditched it or unfriended me or summat.
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    26 Jul 2016 - 21:00
    But I'm lazy!
    (Okay, I'll do it for you. Even though you can always message me on Facebook. :p)
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    08 Aug 2014 - 08:43
    I can't believe you're 29!!! Happy birthday, you incomprehensible leprechaun. ;)
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    06 Nov 2012 - 15:14
    Well you knew it was about to happen :P No, Kel is super-excited for us actually. Dr Matt even dropped in on us when Kat was in the hospital, 'twas quite nice actually.
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    King Lear 

    19 Sep 2012 - 00:08
    We'll just ignore that as irrelevant!
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    King Lear 

    18 Sep 2012 - 02:15
    I totally just gave you your 500th rep.
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    22 Jul 2012 - 03:23
    Let us know when you are a few days away from Brisvegas
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    29 Jun 2012 - 21:50
    Ever seen a grown man naked?
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    02 Jun 2012 - 12:20
    Uh-oh ... I'll notify the appropriate authorities ;)
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