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D'ivers Fuckwits
36 years old
August 8, 1985
Ulster, disputed zone, British Empire.

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  1. Blackfort Driving range - open for Business

    01 September 2021 - 09:13 AM

    Hot damn

    it has been nearly four and a half YEARS since I first sat down for a preliminary meeting with the architect for this project.

    We finally opened on Sunday 29th August (our wedding anniversary (man my wife loved that :killingme: ))

    Is the project finished? Nope, the guys supplying the render for the exterior finish let us down repeatedly, but we had to open.

    3 days in, well its the "honeymoon" phase of the business, but we are booming, having to refill the ball dispenser every night so far.
    Have moved up plans for the coffee shop, and wifey is seriously considering dropping to a 3/4 day week at the hospital.
    Fucking delightd
    But delighted

    Facebook page

    Cheesy local paper article

    Will resize some photos later.
  2. Call for help on twitter

    23 June 2021 - 10:24 AM

    If you're on twitter need like 10 seconds of you time.

    If you could go to the link and vote for Spacegoat. That would be awesome

  3. legal etc

    01 June 2021 - 11:34 PM

    who is awake

    that has any legal knowledge
  4. Board and card games

    10 January 2021 - 07:21 PM

    Hello all.

    We played a few rounds of Battleships earlier, nice simple fun.

    What other old games are there (2 player) that could be printed off to play?

    What about board games that are actually good with two players so many games in the 2-6 player range suffer greatly on 2 player.

    We're slowly building up a games collection, but at the minute looking for some good 2 player games, can be as elaborate and slow or quick and easy as you like.

    Suggestions please my friends
  5. Claire North dedicated thread

    16 November 2020 - 06:40 PM

    I think she has enough work out there to deserve this.


    Have started the Pursuit of William Abbey.

    About 100 pages in, just met Albert and: (spoilers for Harry August and sudden hope)


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    07 Aug 2021 - 22:11
    36 you old ****. Happy fucking birthday :P
    Make it a good one. Pics or it didn't happen.
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    07 Aug 2020 - 20:35
    35 big fella!
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    07 Aug 2019 - 19:48
    Can't believe you're 34 ... geez where does the time go?
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    08 Aug 2017 - 09:10
    Awww, that's nice - she found a Daddy. ;)
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    08 Aug 2017 - 01:25
    Happy 32nd. Welcome to the demographic that young people collectively refer to as "old". ;)
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    14 Jan 2017 - 21:47
    You *are* supposed to work for the answer, you know. ;)
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    14 Jan 2017 - 21:45
    Because it wasn't a fucking basketbal, just a ball but noone seemed to be able to figure that one out. ;)
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    26 Jul 2016 - 21:25
    Fair enough. I'm glad you didn't unfriend me though! I missed all the little interesting things you were doing in life, but I figured you fell prey to the Facebook algorithms; I didn't realize you'd deleted your account.
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    26 Jul 2016 - 21:21
    Done, btw. And I can't find you on Facebook so maybe you ditched it or unfriended me or summat.
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    26 Jul 2016 - 21:00
    But I'm lazy!
    (Okay, I'll do it for you. Even though you can always message me on Facebook. :p)
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    08 Aug 2014 - 08:43
    I can't believe you're 29!!! Happy birthday, you incomprehensible leprechaun. ;)
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    06 Nov 2012 - 15:14
    Well you knew it was about to happen :P No, Kel is super-excited for us actually. Dr Matt even dropped in on us when Kat was in the hospital, 'twas quite nice actually.
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    King Lear 

    19 Sep 2012 - 00:08
    We'll just ignore that as irrelevant!
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    King Lear 

    18 Sep 2012 - 02:15
    I totally just gave you your 500th rep.
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