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Member Title:
D'ivers Fuckwits
34 years old
August 8, 1985
Ulster, disputed zone, British Empire.

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  1. In Topic: COVID-19 (aka Coronavirus, aka 2019-nCoV)

    Today, 09:14 AM

    I know so many people that are booking tables with great excitement for this weekend, I would love it (Keegan style) LOVE IT, if I could go to the rugby club with my mates, watch the footy, get day drunk, pizza, into town and get mangled. But I'm not entertaining the notion of going near a fucking pub any time soon.

    I want to see my mates, zoom calls and quizzes are fun but just not the same as good rambling chinwag in the pub. But I can do without.

    I don't want to sound like one of those good awful memes (I'm fully aware I'm going to) Our grandparents survived the fucking blitz, total blackout every night, the were on rations for years after the war. People can't suck it up and stay the fuck at home for a few months??

    Fuck people
  2. In Topic: COVID-19 (aka Coronavirus, aka 2019-nCoV)

    Today, 09:11 AM

    Yeah, the pubs reopening will be a disaster, I mean, people are thick selfish wankers at the best of times, give them a few pints and just watch the idiocy fueled pandemic fire explode
  3. In Topic: Justice League: The Snyder Cut

    Today, 09:08 AM

    Robbie was a big star anyway, SS and BoP did nothing to enhance her name.
  4. In Topic: Whats making you happy right now

    Yesterday, 08:47 AM

    Foundations being started today, hoping to get the concrete poured by this evening
  5. In Topic: Tolkien

    01 July 2020 - 06:59 AM

    Why would you do this to me QT?


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    07 Aug 2019 - 19:48
    Can't believe you're 34 ... geez where does the time go?
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    07 Aug 2018 - 18:33
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    08 Aug 2017 - 09:10
    Awww, that's nice - she found a Daddy. ;)
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    08 Aug 2017 - 01:25
    Happy 32nd. Welcome to the demographic that young people collectively refer to as "old". ;)
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    14 Jan 2017 - 21:47
    You *are* supposed to work for the answer, you know. ;)
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    14 Jan 2017 - 21:45
    Because it wasn't a fucking basketbal, just a ball but noone seemed to be able to figure that one out. ;)
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    26 Jul 2016 - 21:25
    Fair enough. I'm glad you didn't unfriend me though! I missed all the little interesting things you were doing in life, but I figured you fell prey to the Facebook algorithms; I didn't realize you'd deleted your account.
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    26 Jul 2016 - 21:21
    Done, btw. And I can't find you on Facebook so maybe you ditched it or unfriended me or summat.
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    26 Jul 2016 - 21:00
    But I'm lazy!
    (Okay, I'll do it for you. Even though you can always message me on Facebook. :p)
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    08 Aug 2014 - 08:43
    I can't believe you're 29!!! Happy birthday, you incomprehensible leprechaun. ;)
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    06 Nov 2012 - 15:14
    Well you knew it was about to happen :P No, Kel is super-excited for us actually. Dr Matt even dropped in on us when Kat was in the hospital, 'twas quite nice actually.
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    King Lear 

    19 Sep 2012 - 00:08
    We'll just ignore that as irrelevant!
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    King Lear 

    18 Sep 2012 - 02:15
    I totally just gave you your 500th rep.
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    22 Jul 2012 - 03:23
    Let us know when you are a few days away from Brisvegas
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    29 Jun 2012 - 21:50
    Ever seen a grown man naked?
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