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  1. In Topic: Ye Big Movie thread

    Yesterday, 08:56 PM

    So ... another men v women contrasting tastes article. (Long-ish read)

    Fight! ;)

    https://www.news.com...5e60d05b48623f1

    I'm wondering what the gap is for The Usual Suspects (in my top 10).

    EDIT: I think I found the source. It's from a discussion on the IMDB forums. But I can't find the full original list, just the top 20 for each gender.

    https://www.neogaf.c...n-imdb.1688314/

  2. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    Yesterday, 02:29 PM

    View PostAbyss, on 01 December 2025 - 03:51 PM, said:

    View PostTsundoku, on 01 December 2025 - 11:03 AM, said:

    Reading my first Joe Abercrombie "The Devils". Quite a fun read so far. Would make a good mini-series.
    I keep seeing Anya Taylor-Joy as Sunny and Steven Lang as Jakob. Maybe Diego Luna as Diaz.


    Easily front runner for my favorite read of the year. It's just such a great fun book that hits every note i generally look for... great engaging characters, fast pace, excellent action, interesting magic, evil villains, sticks the ending.


    As an aside I have decided Ivanna Sakhno could also play Sunny.

  3. In Topic: The USA Politics Thread

    01 December 2025 - 08:17 PM

    Stay classy Pete Hegseth.

    Pentagon Pete Posts Twisted Parody of Beloved Kid’s Character in Shock Strike
    POWERED TURTLE
    Hegseth has posted a shocking illustration that turns a favorite children’s character into an armed killer.

    https://www.thedaily...n-shock-strike/

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    Franklin looks like he is about to learn the hard way about BBDA (Back Blast Damage Area).

  4. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    01 December 2025 - 11:03 AM

    Reading my first Joe Abercrombie "The Devils". Quite a fun read so far. Would make a good mini-series.
    I keep seeing Anya Taylor-Joy as Sunny and Steven Lang as Jakob. Maybe Diego Luna as Diaz.

  5. In Topic: The USA Politics Thread

    27 November 2025 - 07:54 PM

    Warning: Parody that is funny because it's true.

    https://theshovel.co...o-donald-trump/

    Thanksgiving Turkey Pardoned After Making $100 Mil Bribe to Donald Trump

    As part of a timeless American tradition, a Thanksgiving turkey has received a pardon from the US President this week, following an unrelated $100 million bribe it made to one of Trump’s businesses.

    In a pre-Thanksgiving ceremony to kick off the festive spirit, it’s become customary for the President to pardon a literal turkey. This year however, the ritual hit a snag when Trump began asking what he was getting out of the transaction.

    “My people came to me and told me I was pardoning a bird, but I wasn’t even getting a gift out of it. Well I wasn’t having that,” Trump told press. “You scratch my back, I scratch yours. That’s just the first rule of forgiveness.”

    After tense negotiations between the US Government and Gobble the turkey, the bird was encouraged to make a generous “donation” to the Trump administration, in order to be worthy of a pardon.

    “It took ages to decide what type of bribe to actually give Trump, given there are so many ways you can do it nowadays,” shared Gobble the broad-breasted white turkey.

    “At first I was gonna get him a Boeing 747, but then I thought a donation to the White House renovation would be classier. In the end I went with a crypto investment into one of his dipshit son’s companies.”

    Following the bribe, Trump not only gave Gobble an unconditional pardon, but also made him head of the Department of Agriculture, as well as the new US ambassador to Türkiye.

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    King Lear 

    03 Apr 2025 - 00:53
    I live! How about you?
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    Gust Hubb 

    07 Mar 2025 - 19:55
    Mine going to be in next year himself. Yes I am definitely feeling the age as well.
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    Gust Hubb 

    16 Feb 2025 - 18:20
    Thanks for the bday wishes. Yeah, things are generally ok. How about for you!?
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    champ 

    13 Feb 2025 - 14:30
    Ah, mate it was totally awesome, so many funny moments! Thank you too for the wishes, very much appreciated, hope all is well with you bud?
    All the best,
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    worry 

    13 Jan 2025 - 08:15
    Lol, thank you! I appreciate the sentiment for sure! I know Australia is no stranger to wildfires either, so I hope you have a calm and peaceful summer there.
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    worry 

    10 Jan 2025 - 09:45
    Thank you! Yeah I'm at a pretty safe distance, fortunately. I know a few people who have been impacted, but they're all safe.
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    haiduk 

    31 Dec 2024 - 22:05
    Great to see another metal fan.
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    worry 

    16 Dec 2024 - 15:01
    Yes, I am aging like the Emperor Skeksis from The Dark Crystal. But thank you kindly! It's both cold and sandy (and there's a couple tumbleweeds outside too) but I'll get by!
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    Orfantal 

    18 Nov 2024 - 15:58
    Hey hows it going? As you said, getting older but probably no wiser! Kids and grandkids all getting older too and starting to stare retirement in the face. Not sure if that's good or bad! Hope all is
    good with you.
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    Anomander 

    07 Nov 2024 - 00:53
    Finally remembered my gibberish login password, hope all is well with you!
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    Messremb 

    30 Apr 2024 - 21:19
    Oh yes, I took the week thanks :)
    Scary how old we're all getting
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    worry 

    23 Apr 2024 - 07:16
    Sounds good. Try to keep it chill!
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    worry 

    22 Apr 2024 - 22:16
    I don't even know! How about you?
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    champ 

    10 Apr 2024 - 12:50
    Cheers mate, honestly the bad news was just relentless at one point but on the mend now at least.
    That made me laugh too as I've resorted to playing the lottery lately as it'll be the only escape I get heh!
    Glad you're doing well bud, I just tell myself I am getting wiser rather than older haha!!
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    champ 

    10 Apr 2024 - 10:01
    Cheers mate, hope you're doing well, been a while!
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