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  1. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    Today, 12:25 PM

    View PostMezla PigDog, on 12 August 2020 - 11:58 AM, said:

    ... semi-pornigraphic sex and horrifically inventive violence". I'm there!

    That last bit sounds like an average Friday night in your neighbourhood ... :rolleyes:
  2. In Topic: Mark Lawrence thread for all things Mark Lawrence'y'ish

    Today, 10:00 AM

    View PostMark Lawrence, on 12 August 2020 - 09:38 AM, said:

    A true student would google "Cerani emperor" Posted Image

    Just keep your Safesearch ON! Whew!

  3. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    Today, 08:04 AM

    View PostMezla PigDog, on 12 August 2020 - 07:53 AM, said:

    View PostMalankazooie, on 11 August 2020 - 11:58 PM, said:

    View PostSlow Ben, on 11 August 2020 - 11:31 PM, said:

    View PostMalankazooie, on 11 August 2020 - 06:41 PM, said:

    You can definitely smell them before you get face to face with one, especially under a house. So going in you have to at least be aware that a skunk was there. And crawling under there, if you have a single grain of commons sense, you would take a cautionary approach.

    Are you an asshole about everything? ��

    BTW, how the hell do you get to mid life without ever smelling a skunk? Seriously?

    Well now he just called you middle aged, SB.

    It's so weird that you guys just stumble across skunks. Are raccoons everywhere too?

    Thanks for the well wishes peeps. It wasn't that scary because my brain was made out of spaghetti at the time. I think for urgent medical problems it's always easier to be the patient than the onlooker. I'm doing good but I get faint if I move around too mucg but that's fine since my spirit animal is the sloth.

    I thought your spirit creature was the djinn? ;)

    Glad you're still with us. But you've had your little break, now get me a damn sandwich! :sofa: :sos:
  4. In Topic: The USA politics thread -

    Today, 07:58 AM

    I'm sure the Dem backroomers have run the numbers but I'm wondering what KH's +/- is on polling numbers.
    I guess they wouldn't have gone with her if they didn't think she was a net win, but I have me some weird feelings about the mid-west middle-class white backlash that kinda reminds me of election night 2016. :unsure:

    I guess they're figuring they probably would have never gained certain states but they're betting on picking up certain other ones that will make the difference. Pretty obvious I know but ...
  5. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    Today, 07:47 AM

    View PostLady Bliss, on 12 August 2020 - 03:32 AM, said:

    I had some really good skunk in the nineties.




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    Yesterday, 03:56 PM
    thanks for birthday wishes mate :)
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    22 Jul 2020 - 03:44
    Hey mate! On a whim I jumped back onto this forum today to see how things have been - and honestly it was so nice to see all the lovely birthday messages you've left me over the years! Thank you so much - I am doing well, and I hope you are too :)
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    17 Jul 2020 - 21:37
    I can always count on you to enjoy my humour!
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    Gust Hubb 

    11 Jul 2020 - 01:10
    Thanks for watching out for me man.
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    27 May 2020 - 11:07
    thank you <3 I guess I'll be 39 forever!
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    21 May 2020 - 20:33
    Heeey, thank you so much for the birthday wishes and going to the trouble of finding how to say it in Ukrainian! :D And I am really sorry for only thanking you days late, I was caught up in so much work I didn't even have the mind space (and time) to care about receiving birthday wishes.
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    King Lear 

    19 May 2020 - 22:29
    Thank you! Bit weird spending it under lockdown but could be worse.
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    12 May 2020 - 00:51
    Thanks for the good wishes on me birt'day.
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    30 Apr 2020 - 21:00
    thanks for the birthday wishes. been a bit busy, haven't been on for quite some time...clearly. you could say ive been doing some living lol.
    take it easy mate
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    14 Apr 2020 - 00:14
    I'm doing okay in California. We have a governor who isn't brain dead and social distancing has been a priority for the state, so while there are tragedies enough, we haven't had a NY style horror story, thank goodness. Thank you for the kind wishes, and I hope your fam is doing well too! How's it there?
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    Gust Hubb 

    29 Feb 2020 - 00:40
    Thanks for the B-day wishes.
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    14 Feb 2020 - 21:56
    A day early, but thank you for the birthday wishes!
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    14 Feb 2020 - 05:52
    Thank you for the Bday wishes! appreciated :)
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    Gem Windcaster 

    08 Feb 2020 - 11:22
    Thanks for the birthday wishes. <3 Have a great weekend.
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    07 Feb 2020 - 23:27
    Tsundoku, eh? Those poor books. 'Tis a crime! :p
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