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#141 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 11 May 2008 - 02:25 PM

Does "I need double of everything" count as a food preference?

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#142 Chaos

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Posted 11 May 2008 - 06:27 PM

I'll look into what time is already bagsied at work and see if I can get organised since I missed the last one. No promises though, inch of pint rules in effect.

#143 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 12 May 2008 - 09:54 AM

I've decided to bring a bull's penis to the bbq as a wedding present for Hetan and Mal.

We can cook it, then you can eat it to bless your union.

It make your children strong like bull!

Traditional fertility gift, y'know, standard practice in mant countries.

#144 Menandore

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Posted 12 May 2008 - 10:16 AM

You ain't bringing no bull's penis in my car toby. I will be leaving from Chingford by the way so if you're in Enfield I could probably pick you up. If not, trains go every 15 mins from Liverpool st.

#145 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 12 May 2008 - 10:19 AM

Sweet as sin.

That would be incredibly awesome of you, my saltaire waving chum.

If it's any trouble, I can catch a 313 bus to Chingford, it stops right by my house?

#146 Dancer+

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Posted 12 May 2008 - 10:20 AM

Plan foiled. I'll attempt to bring the bull's penis for you; Brood, Illy and Simeon won't mind it.

#147 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 12 May 2008 - 10:24 AM

Excellent news!

Make sure you dont leave it unattended on a seat though. If Brood "accidentally" sits on yet another animal's penis, the RSPCA have threatened him with court action.

#148 caladanbrood

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Posted 12 May 2008 - 03:06 PM

I'm unconvinced that Illy, Tiste, Myself, Cult and a bull's penis would even fit in my car.

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

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Posted 15 May 2008 - 05:38 PM

LOL is this the time to say I suspect finding a penis of any size would be impossible in that car

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Posted 15 May 2008 - 05:43 PM

Right on cue

I'm glad I changed my name from Cult.

#151 Cougar

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Posted 15 May 2008 - 08:42 PM

Hetan;309044 said:

LOL is this the time to say I suspect finding a penis of any size would be impossible in that car

Consider yourself owned boys, Hetan brings you excitable young 'uns into line!

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#152 Menandore

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 09:39 AM

*Reps Hetan*

#153 Illuyankas

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 12:12 PM

God, I wish I'd read that post with my glasses on first. What a terrifying misread. [/old man]

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

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Posted 29 May 2008 - 06:52 AM

Sir Thursday;296248 said:

I'm doing an internship with a company called Data Connection, who are based there. It's a fair distance from High Wycombe, which has been my standard non-uni base for the last 9 months or so, but as part of the internship they offer accomodation in the company house. Seeing as I have acquired a problem with early mornings since coming to uni, it seemed like a good choice to take them up on it

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Sir Thursday

Perhaps Menandore might be able to pick you up? - she's travelling from Chingford and said she might drive. Of course the downside is that Toby will also be in the car and you'll probably be forced to drink Irn Bru, oh yeah, there's also the problem of the bull's penis...... but you could always hang that out of the window.

#155 Tremolo

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Posted 08 June 2008 - 10:04 AM

Having read through most of pages in this thread I feel thoroughly tempted to join in on the fun. I just need to find out if I can get friday the 11th off or at least be able to leave the office early. Sadly I am alone at the office and I work as a supporter so I will have to be a bit sneaky about it.

I have a few questions about the weekend in general.

1. Accomodation - where can I crash? I will be travelling light so no tent but possibly a sleeping bag. No, I wont share with TT!

2. Since I will be staying one night in London I would like to hear if anybody is interested in joining me for a late evening pint or a gig or what ever.

3. Can I hitch a ride to Cambridge on saturday and possibly back to London on Sunday?

4. Failing that, how do I get cheap train tickets to Cambridge? And no I am not a student or young...*grumble*...

5. Spoilers are banned...right?

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#156 Menandore

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Posted 08 June 2008 - 10:36 AM

Hey Tremmy, I'm driving from London with TT and STd and back again on the sunday. There's room for you to join us

I promise I will make TT behave himself.

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Posted 08 June 2008 - 11:15 AM

Tremolo;325182 said:

Point 1 - you can crash on the floor with everyone else

sleeping bags are needed - and a chastity belt if Toby is in the same room

Point 3 - answered by Menandore

Point 4 - irrelevant - see three above

Point 5 - we did not discuss spoilers the last time, although there was a general 20 questions thing which had a simple yes or no answer and no-one was forced to take part or listen. Although if the book is out and some may have read it I cannot answer for the consequences. :GA: