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#581 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 11 August 2008 - 08:21 AM

What about Rich, the virgin of death, nice
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#582 User is offline   Rich the Great 

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Posted 11 August 2008 - 12:02 PM

I certainly am a virgin of death, I'm not Tiste after all.
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#583 User is offline   Dag 

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Posted 11 August 2008 - 05:34 PM

Herald of Death? How fitting... :)
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
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Posted 11 August 2008 - 06:22 PM

Whore of Life, but I'm a lawful uncomprising celibate of Death except on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays :)
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Posted 11 August 2008 - 06:32 PM

I'm offended and appalled. Surely I'd have a position in High House Deaf.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 09:26 AM

Illuyankas;368855 said:

I'm offended and appalled. Surely I'd have a position in High House Deaf.


Pardon, you'll have to speak in my other ear.
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#587 User is offline   Paleman 

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 12:12 PM

Morgoth;368430 said:

I'm more worried about the nature of my card to be honest :)

I think the most apropriate one has to be that of Paleman


Hey Morgoth, what did I ever do to you! The unfortunate thing is that Illy is my Queen.
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Posted 20 August 2008 - 04:32 PM

Damn your cha-r-v luck, TT! :D
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Posted 20 August 2008 - 08:07 PM

Hehehe, ah, foreigners and their poor pronunciation. :D
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Posted 27 August 2008 - 08:03 PM

You guys look like you had a great time, even going so far as to abduct SE and hold him hostage. Genius!
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#591 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 27 August 2008 - 08:07 PM

Cougar even made SE wear a hat. He was jealous of SE's comparatively flowing locks, you see.
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Posted 28 August 2008 - 08:36 AM

Thelomen Toblerone;375602 said:

Cougar even made SE wear a hat. He was jealous of SE's comparatively flowing locks, you see.


I wouldn't like to deny this as I was spannered, it certainly wouldn't be the worst thing that happened to him that day, but I think Toby is lying through his tiny baby sized teeth.
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