Malazan BBQ Revisited
#121
Posted 05 May 2008 - 10:41 PM
Dibs on the front seat! HAHAHA, LEGROOM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#122
Posted 05 May 2008 - 10:54 PM
I'm interested, not sure if I'd be able to make it though, but I'd love to try.
#123
Posted 05 May 2008 - 10:58 PM
Illuyankas said:
Dibs on the front seat! HAHAHA, LEGROOM
Damn you!! Surely shotgun overrules dibs anyway? In which case "SHOTGUN!!!!"
Mwah!
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#124
Posted 05 May 2008 - 11:05 PM
It's probably a case of first come first served
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#125
Posted 05 May 2008 - 11:08 PM
So, Brood's going to "serve" you all, and whoever "comes" first, wins. Simple.
Tiste, I hope you're storing up from the contest...
Tiste, I hope you're storing up from the contest...
#126
Posted 06 May 2008 - 07:51 AM
just remember to bring an extra liver because we have to prove who is the better drinker once and for all
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#127
Posted 06 May 2008 - 10:38 AM
Judging by the amount of flirting on this thread you'd better bring a ruler as well.
I AM A TWAT
#128
Posted 06 May 2008 - 11:06 AM
Cougar;301428 said:
Judging by the amount of flirting on this thread you'd better bring a ruler as well.
I'm sure Mal has one of those already
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#130
Posted 06 May 2008 - 11:56 AM
Bloomin' eck, GA, yes please!
I'll even try my very best to refrain from being annoying. It goes against my very nature, but I'll do it! Would you prefer gratitude payment in the form of petrol money, alcohol, or animal organs? I know how you scots like your sheep stomachs!
No worries if you'd rather not, but if you do decide to drive, what part of London will you be going from?
I'll even try my very best to refrain from being annoying. It goes against my very nature, but I'll do it! Would you prefer gratitude payment in the form of petrol money, alcohol, or animal organs? I know how you scots like your sheep stomachs!
No worries if you'd rather not, but if you do decide to drive, what part of London will you be going from?
#131
Posted 06 May 2008 - 01:19 PM
Illuyankas;301110 said:
Dibs on the front seat! HAHAHA, LEGROOM
I spoke to Brood at about 11:40pm about this
It's all academic unless I can convince Brood to leave you behind, I'll be getting in the car last. The question is in the back or on top of the driver or front seat passenger
#132
Posted 06 May 2008 - 01:38 PM
I'm sure Tiste could fit you in somewhere.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#133
Posted 06 May 2008 - 02:00 PM
Not if he seduces or gets you first. You're going to have to stave him off for a long time. The worrying thing is if Tiste tries to get Brood, we need a driver.
Illy, are you looking forward to trouncing Cougar arm wrestling?
Illy, are you looking forward to trouncing Cougar arm wrestling?
#134
Posted 06 May 2008 - 03:08 PM
Illuyankas;301110 said:
Dibs on the front seat! HAHAHA, LEGROOM
Brood has a Ford KA, the only way you are going to get any legroom is if you tear all the seats out and sit in the boot. a la Hightower in Police Academy.
I AM A TWAT
#135
Posted 06 May 2008 - 08:43 PM
Menandore said:
I might be driving from London. Anyone want a lift?
Will you be high on Irn Bru??? These are serious concerns that people need to think about...
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#136
Posted 06 May 2008 - 09:37 PM
Cougar;301630 said:
Brood has a Ford KA, the only way you are going to get any legroom is if you tear all the seats out and sit in the boot.
Someone had to say it. I couldn't bring myself to ruin their legroomy dreams.
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#137
Posted 06 May 2008 - 09:55 PM
Tiste Simeon;301881 said:
Will you be high on Irn Bru??? These are serious concerns that people need to think about...
I think you owe me a pint for that slanderous tripe.
#138
Posted 07 May 2008 - 10:43 PM
Pfft. I've been out for a drink with you before, lass. I know what you weird Scots are like...
See! The Irn Bru! It's made your eyes go red!! :eek:
See! The Irn Bru! It's made your eyes go red!! :eek:
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#139
Posted 10 May 2008 - 10:58 PM
I'd like to come along to the BBQ if that's OK? I'm in Cambridge as well, so it should be easy enough for me to get to.
I should be at the Cambridge book signing as well.
What's the company like? I applied for a job at Data Connection once, didn't get it - did I miss out?
I should be at the Cambridge book signing as well.
Sir Thursday;296248 said:
I'm doing an internship with a company called Data Connection, who are based there.
What's the company like? I applied for a job at Data Connection once, didn't get it - did I miss out?
#140
Posted 11 May 2008 - 01:49 PM
Definately the 12th.... bring your own sleeping bag ..... and a machine gun to guard your patch of carpet.
Anyone has any food preferences (I know all about Illy's) please pm me.
Bring any music you like... or alcohol.... or Irn Bru
Anyone has any food preferences (I know all about Illy's) please pm me.
Bring any music you like... or alcohol.... or Irn Bru