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Most Boring Sport

Poll: Most Boring Sport (263 member(s) have cast votes)

  1. Bowling (28 votes [10.57%])

    Percentage of vote: 10.57%

  2. Golf (59 votes [22.26%])

    Percentage of vote: 22.26%

  3. Billiards (21 votes [7.92%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.92%

  4. Tennis (14 votes [5.28%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.28%

  5. Volleyball (6 votes [2.26%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.26%

  6. Baseball (36 votes [13.58%])

    Percentage of vote: 13.58%

  7. Basketball (7 votes [2.64%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.64%

  8. Rugby (7 votes [2.64%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.64%

  9. Cricket (46 votes [17.36%])

    Percentage of vote: 17.36%

  10. Car Racing (41 votes [15.47%])

    Percentage of vote: 15.47%

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#61 User is offline   Fiddler 

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Posted 06 December 2007 - 11:36 PM

Golf should have an active goalie, if not, no fun.
Imagine it, Tiger Woods stepping up to the tee, then getting sacked by a guy the size of a Green Bay Linebacker!!! that would totally rock. As it is, golf sucks.
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Posted 07 December 2007 - 03:36 AM

Car Racing since I have never seen anyone play cricket.
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Posted 06 January 2008 - 12:48 AM

Choose car-racing because...well it's boring :p

-And the one with pole-position won...again :p
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Posted 06 January 2008 - 01:07 AM

Crop;239326 said:

Choose car-racing because...well it's boring :p

-And the one with pole-position won...again :p




Don't forget the part where they turn left - that always catches me off guard. What excitement!
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Posted 06 January 2008 - 04:18 PM

I don't find any of those sports boring to play...

But watching bowling is just horrible. Mainly because the top guys almost always get strikes, so it's essentially the exact same thing repeated over and over.

And car racing isn't much better, although I'll amend that by saying the only car-racing I've ever watched was F1, and the reason I hate that is because of how little actual action there is. I appreciate the skill these guys must have to be able to get the car around the track quickly, but it doesn't translate well into interesting viewing.


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Posted 09 August 2008 - 07:57 AM

Golf!.....................yaaaawnnnn
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Posted 09 August 2008 - 01:43 PM

Cricket? Isn't that what you hear while attempting to watch or play this abomination?
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Posted 09 August 2008 - 01:50 PM

American Football. A stupid version of rugby for pussies who need armour
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Posted 09 August 2008 - 05:13 PM

For me personally, Golf, Billiards, and Bowling are all games, and I don't particularly enjoy watching games being played, but enjoy when I am playing them myself.

Car Racing is more of an event in my books. I liked it as a child, don't really watch it anymore. I would love to be in it though :)

Now for the sports, which in my eyes, has to have some sort of athleticism and includes the rest of the poll(I am happy to see Hockey is NOT there). I voted for cricket. I'll admit it is probably less exciting for me because I don't really have all the rules of the game down, but to my best understanding it is similar to baseball with only one innings total. That last part ruins it for me.

I'll get booed for this I am sure, but I find Soccer(Football) to be somewhat boring at times. There is not enough scoring and too much middle field play. During big events like the Euro and World Cups though, I have no problem watching it. I think it's more exciting with Countries facing off against each other.
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Posted 09 August 2008 - 05:26 PM

i picked golf and cricket! possibly the most boring sports ever played!!

and just another note why isnt football up there an rugby is? footballs an awful boring sport and rugby is fantastic ever see someone sit down to a rugby game with some mates and end up talking for most of the match? no! but the same cannot be said for football
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Posted 09 August 2008 - 10:21 PM

Since the olympics has started, it reminds me how much I hate swimming. A bunch of dicks in unitards flailing around in a pool *dramatic spit noise*
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Posted 09 August 2008 - 11:24 PM

Scifreak;367908 said:

American Football. A stupid version of rugby for pussies who need armour


Dude, football it isn't boring though to play or to watch. Biased a little?

I like the IRL but can get bored by it. I'll watch the major golf championships.

Bowling is terrible to watch, fun as hell to do.
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 12:04 AM

American football isn't boring per se... it's just utterly shite.
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 12:26 AM

There are certain sports that people will always find boring unless they understand what's going on. To people who understand its nuances, Cricket is an intriguing sport, particularly Test Cricket. If you don't though, you'd probably be put off by its length and the fact that not much appears to happen (though it does!).

The same is very true of American Football and Baseball. Long periods go by with very little happening, but someone who folows the sport can see the little things going on that make it an intriguing contest.


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#75 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 01:14 AM

caladanbrood;368104 said:

American football isn't boring per se... it's just utterly shite.


Well, we are all entitled to wrong opinions.
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 01:18 AM

A said:

Well, we are all entitled to wrong opinions.

Yes, we are.
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 01:24 AM

I voted Knurling, even though it's not on the list.

It's like bowels....

But on ice.....


With brooms....


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Posted 10 August 2008 - 01:26 AM

Isn't that just curling?
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 01:33 AM

Ah, most humble apologies. Having just consulted Wiki (bless the interweb) you are correct.

Apparently I have gotten an ice sport mixed up with some methodology from metalwork. Hmmmm..
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 01:34 AM

Well, I guess I have unique tastes. I like just about every main-stream sport.
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