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#1101 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 17 November 2020 - 06:57 AM

Are those tweets real???


Surly someone on staff has to take the phone from the moron if real
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#1102 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 17 November 2020 - 10:06 AM

View PostMacros, on 17 November 2020 - 06:57 AM, said:

Are those tweets real???


Surly someone on staff has to take the phone from the moron if real


As opposed to the last 5 years? :rolleyes:
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 17 November 2020 - 11:09 AM

This is what a meltdown looks like.
Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
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Posted 17 November 2020 - 11:53 AM

I'm pretty sure that's just a regular day in front of the television for Trump.
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#1105 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 17 November 2020 - 11:25 PM

View PostMacros, on 17 November 2020 - 06:57 AM, said:

Are those tweets real???

Surly someone on staff has to take the phone from the moron if real


Yes. Though the first tweet was actually slightly before midnight.

https://twitter.com/...200072987893762

You can wade through the rest at https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/

He's still going at it....

'Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
45m

"DEAD PEOPLE VOTED"'

https://twitter.com/...830381429288962

'Reacting with ridicule to Trump's latest comments on the election results, several Twitter users were meanwhile quick to dispense with memes featuring bogus claims of their own.

"Ricky Gutierrez
@Rgutierrez2019

I WON THE LOTTERY!

2 OF MY NUMBERS HIT, BUT WHEN I CALLED IN FOR THEM TO STOP THE COUNT THEY TOLD ME TO SHUT UP!

ITS RIGGED I TELL YOU!!!!!

[...] The online pile-on quickly saw "I WON THE LOTTERY" begin to trend on Twitter as several others also mocked Trump's refusal to accept defeat.

[...] "Paul D M Gibson
@PaulDMGibson

I am Spartacus!

I WON THE ELECTION.

I ALSO WON EUROVISION, BY A LOT."'

https://www.newsweek...e-memes-1547655

'I WON SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!

[...]

I WON A NOBEL PRIZE!!

[...]

Neil Gaiman
@neilhimself

I CAN CONTROL UNICORNS WITH MY MIND!

[...]

Ken Jeong
@kenjeong

I WON THE OSCAR!

[...]

I WON THE SUPERBOWL!

[...]

I AM MADE OF CORN!'

https://indianexpres...online-7053200/

'Trump's COVID advisor urges Americans to visit elderly for Thanksgiving because it may be their "final" one'

https://www.alternet...11/scott-atlas/

'During Saturday's underwhelming MAGA march in Washington, counter-protesters chanted, "Trump, pack your shit! You're illegitimate!"'

https://news.yahoo.c...-180002846.html

'Trump's plans to announce he will run for president again in 2024 [are] putting a damper on the Republican Party lining up candidates to challenge for the White House as potential candidates fear announcing their intentions may bring down the wrath of the president upon them.

The president is reportedly planning on announcing a 2024 run on January 20th to disrupt coverage of President-elect Joe Biden's inauguration and that has already put a "chill" into some Republican's own plans to make a run.'

https://www.alternet...mp-republicans/

'Internal Coup Derails Trump Campaign's Attempt to Launch Actual Coup

Since Rudy Giuliani took the lead in launching legal challenges aiming at overturning the legitimate election result, a power struggle has erupted within the Trump campaign and some longstanding officials are mad as hell, according to ABC News. Campaign sources told the outlet that Giuliani's late addition to the legal team led to an explosion of infighting that has split people into dueling factions. Giuliani's camp, which includes campaign legal adviser Jenna Ellis, reportedly attempted an internal "coup" over the weekend. They took over campaign office space and Ellis apparently told staff to only listen to orders from people named either "Rudy or Jenna." This infuriated campaign manager Bill Stepien and senior adviser Jason Miller, and Miller and Ellis got into a "screaming match" in front of staff.

They allegedly threatened to call the president so that he could settle the matter by choosing who he preferred, but aides feared Trump was too loyal to Giuliani. '

https://www.thedaily...nch-actual-coup

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Posted 17 November 2020 - 11:25 PM

Twitter introduced "fleets" today (stupid name btw). Maybe Twitter can make that the default for Trump and then lock his settings so it can't be changed.

I'm hoping once Trump is no longer president Twitter really brings the hammer down and he moves exclusively to Parler.
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Posted 18 November 2020 - 04:44 AM

'Rudy Giuliani[...] appeared in a Pennsylvania courtroom on Tuesday to make outrageous and evidence-free voter fraud claims, invoking Mickey Mouse and JFK in a wild conspiracy rant that another attorney denounced as "disgraceful."

[...] his first act was to ask Judge Matthew Brann if he could remove his mask.

[...] launching into a tirade against mail-in voting and the major cities of every swing state that Trump lost. Echoing his client, Giuliani alleged that authorities in every one of those jurisdictions had participated in a vast concerted effort to deliver the election to Biden.

"It's widespread, nationwide voter fraud, of which this is a part," he said. "This is not an accident. You'd have to be a fool to think this is an accident. You'd have to be a fool to think that somebody woke up Philadelphia, and in Pittsburgh, and in Milwaukee, and in Detroit, and in Phoenix, and all the way in Las Vegas, and way back in Atlanta, and said 'I'm going to shut out all the Republicans today.'"

Lacking evidence of specific wrongdoing in Pennsylvania, Giuliani cited everything from a county commissioner race in Las Vegas to dubious historical claims that late Chicago Mayor Richard Daley manipulated returns in 1960 to help elect John F. Kennedy. During the course of oral arguments, Giuliani offered varying estimates of 680,000 to 770,000 to 1.2 million ballots cast in the Keystone State that he claimed were illegal.

"As far as we're concerned, your honor, those ballots could've been from Mickey Mouse," Giuliani declared.

At times, Giuliani even seemed unfamiliar with the campaign's legal filings: in the midst of reading the word "opacity" from the Trump camp's complaints, he admitted he did not know what it meant.

"It's a big word, your honor," Giuliani said.

Giuliani confessed to Brann under questioning that the campaign's complaint presented no specific evidence of fraud. But he claimed [...] mail-in votes are "inherently fraudulent."

Earlier, he had volunteered the information that he had frequently voted absentee in the past himself.

In the middle of the federal hearing, the Pennsylvania Supreme Court ruled against the campaign and determined that Philadelphia's pandemic-related distancing protocols during the tally had not violated state law.

[...] “This stuff is disgraceful, in an American courtroom, in any place,” Aronchick said. [...]

The judge concluded by giving both teams time to file additional paperwork[...] before he renders a decision on whether to dismiss the case outright. He expressed skepticism, however, over the request he should stop the certification of the entire state’s election.

“You’re asking this court to invalidate more than 6.8 million votes, thereby disenfranchising every single voter in the Commonwealth,” he said.'

https://www.thedaily...suit?ref=scroll

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Posted 18 November 2020 - 05:37 AM

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Posted 18 November 2020 - 06:10 AM

Jonathan Pie on the election results.


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#1110 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 19 November 2020 - 12:44 AM

'Trump's legal adviser Jenna Ellis in 2016 called him an "idiot" and said his supporters didn't care about "facts or logic"

Jenna Ellis has been one of President Donald Trump's most ardent defenders since joining his campaign as a legal adviser and surrogate a year ago [...]

[...] repeatedly slammed then-candidate Trump as an "idiot," who was "boorish and arrogant," and a "bully" whose words could not be trusted as factually accurate. She called comments he made about women "disgusting," and suggested he was not a "real Christian."

[...] Ellis said Trump's values were "not American," linking to a post that called Trump an "American fascist." She praised Mitt Romney for speaking out against Trump, referring to him as "Drumpf," -- a nickname coined by comedian John Oliver after a biographer revealed Trump's ancestor changed the family's surname from Drumpf to Trump.

"Why should we rest our highest office in America, on a man who fundamentally goes back and forth and really cannot be trusted to be consistent or accurate in anything," [...]

[...] Ellis attacked Trump supporters in a Facebook post for not caring that the Republican candidate was "unethical, corrupt, lying, criminal, dirtbag." [...]

"I could spend a full-time job just responding to the ridiculously illogical, inconsistent, and blatantly stupid arguments supporting Trump," she wrote in March 2016. "But here's the thing: his supporters DON'T CARE about facts or logic. They aren't seeking truth. Trump probably could shoot someone in the middle of NYC and not lose support. And this is the cumulative reason why this nation is in such terrible shape: We don't have truth seekers; we have narcissists."

In a statement to CNN on Wednesday, Ellis said, "[...] I am glad to have learned that I was completely wrong about Trump back then and I've said that over and over publicly, as I saw him keeping his promises, and then eventually getting to know him personally.

[...] my mind was changed based on fact and personal knowledge. President Trump is a sincere Christian, the best president in modern history, and made and kept his promises to the American people. I am proud to stand with him and his goals for the future of this country and all of its citizens," she said.

In another Facebook post from 2015, Ellis[...] compared Trump to a "last days" bible verse and shared a post calling Trump "without love," "treacherous," "abusive" and "unholy."

[...] she contended that Trump was not a genuine Christian because he was incapable of seeking forgiveness or repentance.

[...] Ellis criticized Trump's attacks on the media and his wanting to change libel laws, linking to a Washington Post story that said Trump's intent was "to destroy American democracy."'

https://www.cnn.com/...ents/index.html

'Rudy Giuliani Reportedly Wants $20,000 a Day to Get Laughed Out of Court on Trump's Behalf

[...]

GIULIANI: "I'm not sure what 'opacity' means. It probably means you can see."

JUDGE BRANN: "It means you can't."'

[...]

"Judge asks Rudy if the complaint pleads fraud. He says it does. Then suggests it doesn't. Then says it should be 'interpreted' as charging fraud. Then he says it doesn't plead fraud with particularity. Then he says it doesn't plead fraud. Then he says it pleads a 'plan or scheme'"

[...] "The request stirred opposition from some of Mr. Trump's aides and advisers, who appear to have ruled out paying that much, and it is unclear how much Mr. Giuliani will ultimately be compensated…. A $20,000-a-day rate would have made Mr. Giuliani, the former New York City mayor who has been Mr. Trump's personal lawyer for several years, among the most highly compensated lawyers anywhere."'

https://www.vanityfa...election-battle

'Trump falsely claimed Wednesday that there were more votes than people in Detroit.

"In Detroit, there are FAR MORE VOTES THAN PEOPLE. Nothing can be done to cure that giant scam. I win Michigan!" Trump tweeted[...]

Trump's claim about Detroit is demonstrably false. There are 670,000 people living in Detroit, according to the U.S. Census Bureau's most recent estimate, and the city says that 250,138 ballots were cast there.'

https://www.nbcnews....people-n1248121

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Posted 19 November 2020 - 06:28 PM

An ooey gooey, warm right out of the oven, chocolate chip cookie to the first forum member who pieces together the story these string of pictures are depicting.

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#1112 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 20 November 2020 - 12:30 AM

Trump's still at it. Here are some highlights:

'Donald J. Trump Retweeted
Marjorie Taylor Greene ����
@mtgreenee

US House candidate, GA-14
House Republicans will STOP the fraud and abuse in American elections.

The integrity of our elections must be protected!

This claim about election fraud is disputed'

[She's the new congresswoman who openly promotes QAnon and posted an image of herself with an assault rifle next to the faces of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, and Rashida Tlaib with the caption 'We need strong conservative Christians to go on the offense against these socialists who want to rip our country apart']

'Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

4h
Nolte: Top Pollster Finds 47% Say 'Likely' Democrats Stole Election https://breitbart.co...stole-election/ via
@BreitbartNews

Rigged Election!

This claim about election fraud is disputed'

'Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

11h
Important News Conference today by lawyers on a very clear and viable path to victory. Pieces are very nicely falling into place. RNC at 12:00 P.M.'

'Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

11h

...And with these numbers, by far the highest for a sitting President, there was no way the Dems could have won, except through what we are learning now - A Rigged Election!

This claim about election fraud is disputed'

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Posted 20 November 2020 - 02:30 AM

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[last one is an actual QAnon meme]

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Posted 20 November 2020 - 04:49 AM

There's a metric butt-load of Giuliani memes after today's circus of crazy. We could probably fill three pages with them. Oh interwebs, you complete me. If I could hug you I would. Covid be damned.

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Posted 24 November 2020 - 12:44 AM

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Posted 24 November 2020 - 05:27 PM

Today Trump retweeted this video of actor Randy Quaid:


https://twitter.com/...043884082409474

More Trump tweets in this series today:

'Donald J. Trump Retweeted

"Randy Quaid
@RandyRRQuaid

Nov 12
TIME TO MAKE OAN & NEWSMAX RICH. FOX IS DEAD TO ME! [with above video]"

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
4h
Are you listening Republicans?

"Randy Quaid
@RandyRRQuaid
· Nov 20
We’ve lost confidence in the system that elects our leaders. 79 million Americans believe election was rigged, the results fraudulent. We need an in-person-only-paper ballot re-vote, especially in the States where flagrant irregularities have occurred. No accuracy, no democracy!
This claim about election fraud is disputed"

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
4h

Thank you Randy, working hard to clean up the stench of the 2020 Election Hoax!

This claim about election fraud is disputed

"Randy Quaid
@RandyRRQuaid
· Nov 20
Never underestimate The greatest President this country has ever had. Trump is an astonishing man of the people, fighting for all of us, not Big Pharma! #AmericaFirst #KAG #TrumpPence2020 #StopTheSteaI2020"

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
4h

No!

"Randy Quaid
@RandyRRQuaid
· Nov 21
I just don’t see Americans rolling over for this election fraud. Do you?
This claim about election fraud is disputed"

Donald J. Trump Retweeted

"Randy Quaid
@RandyRRQuaid
Oct 12, 2019

Trump Trumpets Reveille! Flag of United StatesTrumpet"'

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

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Posted 24 November 2020 - 05:39 PM

Turns out Randy Quaid was not acting when he played Cousin Eddie...it's just who he is, a crazy country bumpkin who believes in conspiracy theories (and is over 1million in debt, and a criminal).
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Posted 24 November 2020 - 06:10 PM

https://youtu.be/MWM9DC-31Xo
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Posted 25 November 2020 - 12:01 AM

Those Randy Quaid theatrics were impressive as hell. I'd hire him. Crazy, off their rocker actors make for the best performances, much of the time a complete shit show mind you, but you'll remember it. That was a hell of a lot more entertaining and fun to watch than that singing "Imagine", covid lock down, look at me singing by my mansion Olympic sized swimming pool, Wonder Woman horse shit.
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In other Trumpian funnies - some ideas on how to get Trump out of the WH if he refuses to leave.

What if Trump won't leave the White House? A hostage negotiator, an animal-control officer, and a toddler whisperer have advice

[EDIT] Had to include this, just cause.


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Posted 25 November 2020 - 12:02 AM

'Trump, who hasn’t taken questions from the press in three weeks as he continues to baselessly claim the election was “stolen” from him, delivered surprise remarks from the White House on Tuesday. Rather than offer up a long-awaited concession to President-elect Joe Biden amid his administration formally starting the transition process and states certifying the election results, Trump instead gave a brief statement celebrating the Dow Jones hitting the “sacred number” of 30,000.

[...] “Well, that was weird as shit,” one journalist was overheard, speaking for much of the nation.'

https://www.thedaily...as-sht?ref=home
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