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#1142
Posted 12 December 2020 - 04:43 AM
'White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross'
[satire, but for a moment I thought it wasn't]
https://twitter.com/...176014990290944
[satire, but for a moment I thought it wasn't]
https://twitter.com/...176014990290944
#1143
Posted 12 December 2020 - 06:13 PM
'Trump's Nutso Morning Tweet Storm Restricted by Twitter
"WHAT A DISGRACE"
[...] Trump was up early Saturday morning and rage tweeting in the wake of the Supreme Court's decision Friday to reject a Texas lawsuit seeking to overturn the election result. Twitter slapped harsh restrictions on three tweets, disabling anyone from liking or commenting on them, but then appeared to remove the restrictions soon after. The tweets contain absurd claims that Trump won the election and that he was "never even given our day in Court!" (He has been given multiple days in multiple courts—all of which have failed.)
[...] And he repeated his claim that he won in a landslide. "[B]ut remember, I only think in terms of legal votes, not all of the fake voters and fraud that miraculously floated in from everywhere! What a disgrace!" he wrote.'
https://www.thedaily...-storm?ref=home
'Texas GOP Floats Secession in Response to SCOTUS Ruling
[...] "The Supreme Court, in tossing the Texas lawsuit that was joined by seventeen states and 106 US congressman, has decreed that a state can take unconstitutional actions and violate its own election law," [Texas GOP Chairman] West said. "Perhaps law-abiding states should bond together and form a Union of states that will abide by the Constitution."'
https://www.thedaily...states?ref=home
'Trump Wails: "I Just Want to Stop the World From Killing Itself!"
[...[ In his Friday morning rant, Trump also described the FDA as a "big, old, slow turtle," and frothed: "Get the dam vaccines out NOW!"'
https://www.thedaily...itself?ref=home
"WHAT A DISGRACE"
[...] Trump was up early Saturday morning and rage tweeting in the wake of the Supreme Court's decision Friday to reject a Texas lawsuit seeking to overturn the election result. Twitter slapped harsh restrictions on three tweets, disabling anyone from liking or commenting on them, but then appeared to remove the restrictions soon after. The tweets contain absurd claims that Trump won the election and that he was "never even given our day in Court!" (He has been given multiple days in multiple courts—all of which have failed.)
[...] And he repeated his claim that he won in a landslide. "[B]ut remember, I only think in terms of legal votes, not all of the fake voters and fraud that miraculously floated in from everywhere! What a disgrace!" he wrote.'
https://www.thedaily...-storm?ref=home
'Texas GOP Floats Secession in Response to SCOTUS Ruling
[...] "The Supreme Court, in tossing the Texas lawsuit that was joined by seventeen states and 106 US congressman, has decreed that a state can take unconstitutional actions and violate its own election law," [Texas GOP Chairman] West said. "Perhaps law-abiding states should bond together and form a Union of states that will abide by the Constitution."'
https://www.thedaily...states?ref=home
'Trump Wails: "I Just Want to Stop the World From Killing Itself!"
[...[ In his Friday morning rant, Trump also described the FDA as a "big, old, slow turtle," and frothed: "Get the dam vaccines out NOW!"'
https://www.thedaily...itself?ref=home
This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 12 December 2020 - 06:13 PM
#1145
Posted 13 December 2020 - 01:35 AM
Didn't recognize the social media layout/UI on this, but I thought I knew what it could be. Searched and it looks like it is Parler. It can't be a legit post though, and instead is just someone having a go, right?
#1146
Posted 13 December 2020 - 02:14 AM
'Trump teased on Saturday that he might make a surprise appearance at a “Stop the Steal” protest in Washington, D.C.
Instead, just after noon, he flew over the crowd aboard Marine One, looking down on supporters protesting the Supreme Court’s decision to dismiss a lawsuit aiming to overturn the results of the election.
[...] Former Trump National Security Adviser Michael Flynn appeared at rallies across the city, insisting that, despite all evidence, the election wasn’t over.
“The truth will prevail!” Flynn told a crowd on the National Mall.
[...] angry speakers called on supporters to destroy the Republican Party. Nick Fuentes, the far-right, anti-immigration pundit who hosts a podcast called America First, lead a crowd in chanting “destroy the GOP!”
While some in the crowd blew on shofar horns, a lineup of speakers like a Catholic priest who specializes in “exorcism and deliverance” took the stage.
Mark Burns, a televangelist and longtime Trump supporter, railed against “Marxists” and “demons.”
“These are our devils. And we will kill them now,” Burns shouted, thrusting his shofar up in the air.'
https://www.thedaily...over?ref=scroll
Instead, just after noon, he flew over the crowd aboard Marine One, looking down on supporters protesting the Supreme Court’s decision to dismiss a lawsuit aiming to overturn the results of the election.
[...] Former Trump National Security Adviser Michael Flynn appeared at rallies across the city, insisting that, despite all evidence, the election wasn’t over.
“The truth will prevail!” Flynn told a crowd on the National Mall.
[...] angry speakers called on supporters to destroy the Republican Party. Nick Fuentes, the far-right, anti-immigration pundit who hosts a podcast called America First, lead a crowd in chanting “destroy the GOP!”
While some in the crowd blew on shofar horns, a lineup of speakers like a Catholic priest who specializes in “exorcism and deliverance” took the stage.
Mark Burns, a televangelist and longtime Trump supporter, railed against “Marxists” and “demons.”
“These are our devils. And we will kill them now,” Burns shouted, thrusting his shofar up in the air.'
https://www.thedaily...over?ref=scroll
#1148
Posted 13 December 2020 - 06:18 AM
'At one point Trump appeared to pass over the protesters in the Marine One helicopter three times. “That’s pretty cool,” Flynn said. “Imagine being able to jump in a helicopter and go for a joyride around Washington, D.C. I love it. I love the fact that he does that.”'
https://slate.com/ne...washington.html
This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 13 December 2020 - 06:20 AM
#1150
Posted 13 December 2020 - 11:06 AM
I feel like someone needs to get a large sign that says, don't forget Hilary won the popular vote you fucking morons, then beat those people with it
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#1153
Posted 14 December 2020 - 11:11 PM
'Michigan Trump Electors Roasted After Video of Them Getting Shut Out of Capitol Goes Viral
[...] Michigan's Republican electors attempted to infiltrate the Capitol and submit so-called electoral votes for Trump—but they didn't get far.
[...] As the so-called electors attempted to infiltrate the building, state police denied their requests. Attorney Ian Northon falsely claimed that Republican electors were being barred from doing their Constitutional duty, despite Michigan certifying the results of Biden's victory last month and appointing Democratic electors in reflection of that.
The GOP electors do not have a "constitutional duty" to submit votes for Trump because Trump lost.
People mocked the delusional attempt at overturning Michigan's election's results.
[...]
"asking to speak to the Electoral College's manager"'
https://secondnexus....62dbMp6Vnk718Zg
[...] Michigan's Republican electors attempted to infiltrate the Capitol and submit so-called electoral votes for Trump—but they didn't get far.
[...] As the so-called electors attempted to infiltrate the building, state police denied their requests. Attorney Ian Northon falsely claimed that Republican electors were being barred from doing their Constitutional duty, despite Michigan certifying the results of Biden's victory last month and appointing Democratic electors in reflection of that.
The GOP electors do not have a "constitutional duty" to submit votes for Trump because Trump lost.
People mocked the delusional attempt at overturning Michigan's election's results.
[...]
"asking to speak to the Electoral College's manager"'
https://secondnexus....62dbMp6Vnk718Zg
This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 14 December 2020 - 11:12 PM
#1155
Posted 15 December 2020 - 05:27 PM
'Putin Finally Accepts Biden's Victory, Leaving Trump Standing Alone
[...] The Russian president has finally extended his begrudging congratulations to President-elect Joe Biden, leaving President Donald Trump as the last major global leader not to acknowledge his defeat in last month's election.'
https://www.thedaily...-alone?ref=home
'LGBTQ-owned brand behind the Proud Boys' kilts denounces the group: "We're against everything they stand for"'
https://www.yahoo.co...-210658548.html
[...] The Russian president has finally extended his begrudging congratulations to President-elect Joe Biden, leaving President Donald Trump as the last major global leader not to acknowledge his defeat in last month's election.'
https://www.thedaily...-alone?ref=home
'LGBTQ-owned brand behind the Proud Boys' kilts denounces the group: "We're against everything they stand for"'
https://www.yahoo.co...-210658548.html
#1157
Posted 16 December 2020 - 02:28 AM
'Donald J. Trump Retweeted
Matt Couch
@RealMattCouch
The President needs to hold a press conference right after Biden speaks every single time and remind them he's the rightful President and Winner!
Destroy his lies every single time!'
Matt Couch
@RealMattCouch
The President needs to hold a press conference right after Biden speaks every single time and remind them he's the rightful President and Winner!
Destroy his lies every single time!'
This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 16 December 2020 - 02:28 AM
#1158
Posted 16 December 2020 - 11:12 PM
'MyPillow CEO Tells MAGA Marchers That Fox News Was "In On" Election Steal In Bonkers Rant
[...] revealed the President's super secret enemy:
"'Why do you think Fox declared Arizona with only 14 percent of the vote in? They already knew what they did! They were in on it!' -- Mike Lindell accuses Fox News of conspiring to defeat its own meal ticket"'
https://www.comicsan...AkA7hlwChhr_XfM
[...] revealed the President's super secret enemy:
"'Why do you think Fox declared Arizona with only 14 percent of the vote in? They already knew what they did! They were in on it!' -- Mike Lindell accuses Fox News of conspiring to defeat its own meal ticket"'
https://www.comicsan...AkA7hlwChhr_XfM
#1159
Posted 16 December 2020 - 11:33 PM
'Dutch prosecutors say Trump’s Twitter account was hacked by guessing his password: maga2020!
This is not a joke. Trump’s old Twitter password was “maga2020!”'
https://www.vox.com/...AnkxoLPNdm70aVg
This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 16 December 2020 - 11:35 PM
#1160
Posted 17 December 2020 - 04:45 PM
'Pence Plans to Admit Trump Lost Then Flee Country'
Pence is in a tricky spot—as vice president, he has to oversee the session of Congress that will formalize Biden's Electoral College victory on Jan. 6, which will likely make Trumpworld extremely angry. But, according to Politico, he's hatched an ingenious plan. The very same day that he affirms Trump's defeat, he's reportedly going to flee the country. Politico states that the vice president is planning to leave Washington immediately after the session for the Middle East and Europe, and he'll stay overseas for nearly a week while Trump's allies unload their wrath. [...] "I suspect the timing is anything but coincidental," one Pence ally said.'
https://www.thedaily...report?ref=home
'Atlantic City Mayor: Top Bidder Can Blow Up Trump’s Casino'
https://www.thedaily...casino?ref=home
Pence is in a tricky spot—as vice president, he has to oversee the session of Congress that will formalize Biden's Electoral College victory on Jan. 6, which will likely make Trumpworld extremely angry. But, according to Politico, he's hatched an ingenious plan. The very same day that he affirms Trump's defeat, he's reportedly going to flee the country. Politico states that the vice president is planning to leave Washington immediately after the session for the Middle East and Europe, and he'll stay overseas for nearly a week while Trump's allies unload their wrath. [...] "I suspect the timing is anything but coincidental," one Pence ally said.'
https://www.thedaily...report?ref=home
'Atlantic City Mayor: Top Bidder Can Blow Up Trump’s Casino'
https://www.thedaily...casino?ref=home
This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 17 December 2020 - 04:46 PM