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Posted 25 November 2020 - 06:59 AM

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'"This Keeps Me Up at Night"

Radicalization experts fear what Trump's fringes will do now.

[...] "Doomsday cults—when the world doesn't get destroyed on their magic day, what do they do? They're the object of ridicule. And that will be what will push people over the edge," [...]

"If there is a wave of rejection, mocking, making fun, it's people like that I worry about," he said. "And then add to the mix the whole idea of armed militant groups, white supremacist gangs—what are they going to do?" He said he saw no prospect for sweeping depolarization after the election: "You can't save everybody."

[...] "And there's this constant call to get off the couch and get off your ass and go do something. Like, 'You be the guy that goes and defends whatever.' [...]"'

https://slate.com/ne...tion-fears.html


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Posted 25 November 2020 - 06:07 PM

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Posted 01 December 2020 - 06:02 PM

'Anti-LGBTQ Lawmaker Quits After Busting Lockdown at Sex Party in Brussels

Belgian police have broken up an illegal lockdown orgy involving around 20 men including at least one foreign politician and several diplomats [...]

Officers burst into the ground floor of a bar on Rue des Pierres in the Belgian capital on Friday night to discover alcohol, drugs and what has been described as "a party of legs in the air," Belgian newspaper La Dernière Heure (DH) reported, with a source claiming: "We interrupted a gang bang!"

One of the revelers was Jozsef Szajer, a Hungarian Member of the European Parliament (MEP) and senior figure in Viktor Orbán's ruling far right Fidesz party [...] He tried to escape through a window and along the gutter but injured himself and was then confronted by police reinforcements that had just arrived. [...]

[...] "I was present," said Szajer, who was a founder of Fidesz, known for its anti-LGBTQ stance, and party leader in the Hungarian Parliament from 1994 to 2002. "After the police asked for my identity– since I did not have ID on me – I declared that I was an MEP."

The 59-year-old submitted his resignation [...] before the revelations emerged, saying at the time that his decision marked the end of a "long period of reflection". Szajer, who is married, has played a key role in what critic's say is Hungary's anti-LGBTQ stance. He was one of three politicians in 2011 in that rewrote the Hungarian constitution to define "the institution of marriage as between a man and a woman" and banning adoption for same-sex couples.'

https://www.thedaily...s-flee?ref=home

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#1126 User is online   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 01 December 2020 - 09:17 PM

Trump's still at it on Twitter:

'Donald J. Trump Retweeted

Paul A. Szypula, US Senate Candidate for NY in '22
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Why is Doug Ducey still pretending he's a member of the Republican Party after he just certified fraudulent election results in Arizona that disenfranchised millions of Republicans?

Thinking face

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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Do something @BrianKempGA. You allowed your state to be scammed. We must check signatures and count signed envelopes against ballots. Then call off election. It won't be needed. We will all WIN!
Multiple sources called this election differently

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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We won Michigan by a lot!
Multiple sources called this election differently

"The Epoch Times
@EpochTimes
· Nov 30
"Dominion alone is responsible for the injection, or fabrication, of 290,000 illegal votes in Michigan, that must be disregarded."

#Michigan: An expert witness for @SidneyPowell1 says there were 4 "physically impossible" spikes of about 385,000 #Ballots."

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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7h
Impossible result!
This claim about election fraud is disputed

"Dr.SHIVA Ayyadurai, MIT PhD. Inventor of Email
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Just testified in AZ hearing on #ElectionFraud. Presented implausibility of official result. Showed 30% of @realDonaldTrump votes electronically siphoned to @JoeBiden. The REAL CRIME is "Weighted Race"algorithms certified by Sec.'s of State. We DON'T have "One Person, One Vote!""

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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Fake election results in Nevada, also!
This claim about election fraud is disputed
"NetworkinVegas.com
@Networkinvegas
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Here is the fake Nevada parking garage hospital picture that our moron governor tweeted, proving it's all a scam. No patients, folded up beds, wrapped up equipment that's never been used! They spent millions on this scam and never seen a single patient in this fake hospital!"

Donald J. Trump
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Disgraceful! https://twitter.com/...738460394909696
This Tweet is unavailable.

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Mindy Robinson Flag of United States
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Twitter just suspended this guy's account for testifying why he would never have certified Arizona's results with the mathematically problematic numbers in front of him.

Does the Left think they're just going to suppress and censor Biden's fake presidency to life?

Donald J. Trump Retweeted
Kambree
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Nov 30
They never thought they would get caught. They did. Notice how quiet they are? If I was accused of cheating I would fight like hell to clear my name.

Nope. Their silence says it all.
Learn about US 2020 election security efforts

Donald J. Trump Retweeted
Catturd ™
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They never thought Trump and We the People would call bullshit and fight back hard.

They were wrong.

Donald J. Trump Retweeted
thebradfordfile™
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Trump was never running against Biden.

He was running against voter fraud.
This claim about election fraud is disputed
Donald J. Trump
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Only in America!
"Steph
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The democrat party has the brass balls to steal a Presidential election for a candidate their voters don't even like.

The Republicans are too wimpy to stop absolute theft of the Presidency from a candidate 95% of their voters LOVE."
This claim about election fraud is disputed

Donald J. Trump
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Not statistically possible. Rigged Election!
This claim about election fraud is disputed

Donald J. Trump
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Thank you! A lot of Senators and House Members are very happy that I came along. Think I'll stick around for awhile!

"thebradfordfile™
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LOL. The GOP thinks Trump is just going to go away? He's the most popular Republican in history."'

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Posted 01 December 2020 - 09:49 PM

fuck me that is just pathetic
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Posted 02 December 2020 - 07:47 PM

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Posted 03 December 2020 - 08:19 PM

Soon.

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Posted 04 December 2020 - 01:06 AM

'Group Chanting "Christ Is King" Tears Down Mysterious California Monolith and Declares "America First"

[...] a crew of young men who filmed themselves chanting "Christ is king" as they replaced it with a plywood cross. The men, one of whom wore a Make America Great Again headband, chanted "America First" and "Christ is king" as they dismantled the monolith, put a cross in its place, and abandoned its remnants at the foot of the hill. "Christ is king in this country. We don't want illegal aliens from Mexico or outer space," one man could be heard saying in the live-streamed video. Local police are now investigating the monolith's destruction. Atascadero Mayor Heather Moreno told Vice, "We are upset that these young men felt the need to drive 5 hours to come into our community and vandalize the Monolith. The Monolith was something unique and fun in an otherwise stressful time."'

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Posted 04 December 2020 - 09:38 PM

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Posted 05 December 2020 - 05:13 PM

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'Schroeder's Piano
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Replying to
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DEATHS!!!!! OMG DEATHS!!!!! THERE ARE DEATHS!!! MORE DEATHS!!!! DEATHS ARE GOING UP!!!!!! DEATHS!!!! DEATHS WENT UP!!!!! OMG!!!! THERES MORE DEATHS!!!!!!!! DEATHS!!!!!!!!!! DEATHS INCREASED!!! THERE ARE DEATHS!!!! DEATHS DEATHS DEATHS—WOW DEATHS WENT UP!!!!!SCARY DEATHS! WOW'

'Rep. Anthony Sabatini
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Dec 4
READ THE CONSTITUTION

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Jim Rosica
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State Rep.
@AnthonySabatini
files legislation to create a state cause of action for the "purposeful deletion or censoring of (a) social media website user's speech," including a "minimum of $75,000 in statutory damages" per episode.

Rep. Anthony Sabatini
@AnthonySabatini
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14h
America is under attack

Rep. Anthony Sabatini
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From my cold, dead hands

[image of person holding large assault rifle]

"Bill Filed to Repeal Florida Emergency Gun Ban Law
Americans nationwide are concerned about their safety after such a tumultuous year."'

https://twitter.com/...154665063899137

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Posted 05 December 2020 - 11:50 PM

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'Gordon "Dr Chaps" Klingenschmitt is in a league of his own, and needless to say the former Navy chaplain who served in the Colorado House of Representatives from 2015 until 2017, is less than happy over Joe Biden's election.

His main concern [...] is that Biden has a plan to form a "transgender atheist army for the antichrist".

[He] was ousted from the Navy for insubordination in 2006 [...]

He recently claimed that the Equality Act, which would protect LGBT+ people from discrimination, would provide protections for those who commit incest, necrophilia, pedophilia and zoophilia.

In 2015, when the Boy Scouts National Executive Board lifted a ban on gay scout leaders, Klingenschmitt said they should be "drowned". [...]

He has also claimed that gay people should not serve in the military because they were "taking breaks on the combat field to change diapers all because their treacherous sin causes them to lose control of their bowels", that LGBT+ people want the right to have sex in Christians' houses and that Caitlyn Jenner is possessed by demons.'

https://www.patheos....the-antichrist/

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Posted 06 December 2020 - 03:37 AM

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'Rudy Apparently Farted So Loudly His Mic Picked It Up—And His Fellow Lawyer's Reaction Is All Of Us'




'Michigan state representative confirms Rudy Giuliani farted during an election hearing

[...] Democratic State Rep. Darrin Camilleri said both farts did indeed happen and were not edited into the video.'

https://www.business...mesz5Yv-Zv5gICs

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Posted 06 December 2020 - 03:47 AM

I just made the mistake of checking out the Ben Garrison site ... whoa, take it from me, do not bother yourselves. A-grade RWNJ. That cartoon above is a pretty tame example.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

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Posted 08 December 2020 - 11:35 PM

'Supreme Court Denies GOP Bid to Overturn PA Result With One-Line Ruling
GET LOST

The brief order provided no reasoning and simply offered one line: "The application for injunctive relief presented to Justice Alito and by him referred to the Court is denied." It didn't say if any justices, including the three appointed by President Trump, dissented.'

https://www.thedaily...f=home?ref=home

['GET LOST' is the headline author's witticism, not the Supreme Court's.]

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Posted 08 December 2020 - 11:53 PM

The Superspreader in Chief has gone to DEFON 1 and dispatched his payload delivery vessel to Michigan (code-name: green apple chopper). Here is some footage of the event taken from a safe distance. Scientists are unsure how long the coronavirus cloud will hang over Michigan. They are actively mapping out zones which they believe will be uninhabitable for decades. Look for the HBO documentary in about 40 years, working title: 'Fartnobyl'.

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Posted 09 December 2020 - 04:40 PM

'Whistleblowers Say Armed Mexicans Were Smuggled Into U.S. to Provide Security for Border Wall Construction

[...] two whistleblowers allege the border wall’s construction has gotten an assist from unauthorized workers smuggled into the U.S. and hired by contractors to preform construction and security jobs. That’s according to a federal complaint, filed in February and unsealed last week, brought by two workers employed by a contractor to provide security at wall construction sites along the border. The workers also accused the company they were employed by, Sullivan Land Services Co., and a subcontractor, Ultimate Concrete of El Paso, of myriad misdeeds, including hiring unauthorized workers and overcharging the U.S. government.'

https://slate.com/ne...nstruction.html

'All of Trump's Remaining Lawyers Have the Coronavirus

[...] (Two Lawyers)'

https://slate.com/ne...oronavirus.html

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