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#481 User is online   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 16 January 2020 - 08:15 PM

'Intelligence Agencies Are Afraid of Contradicting Trump’s “Gut”

The heads of U.S. intelligence agencies are trying to wriggle out of their annual briefing to Congress on worldwide threats—at least the portion of the briefing that’s open to the public—so that they won’t have to appear on television disagreeing with President Donald Trump.

In their last public threat briefing to Congress, in January 2019, the intelligence chiefs testified[...]

All these claims—based on analyses by all 16 U.S. intelligence agencies—contradicted assertions made by Trump, and he angrily struck back in a series of tweets, one of which lambasted “the Intelligence people” as “extremely passive and naive” and told them to “go back to school!”'

https://slate.com/ne...dict-trump.html
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Posted 16 January 2020 - 08:37 PM

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 16 January 2020 - 08:15 PM, said:

'Intelligence Agencies Are Afraid of Contradicting Trump's "Gut"

The heads of U.S. intelligence agencies are trying to wriggle out of their annual briefing to Congress on worldwide threats—at least the portion of the briefing that's open to the public—so that they won't have to appear on television disagreeing with President Donald Trump.

In their last public threat briefing to Congress, in January 2019, the intelligence chiefs testified[...]

All these claims—based on analyses by all 16 U.S. intelligence agencies—contradicted assertions made by Trump, and he angrily struck back in a series of tweets, one of which lambasted "the Intelligence people" as "extremely passive and naive" and told them to "go back to school!"'

https://slate.com/ne...dict-trump.html


Aren't at least half of the agencies down to deputy, acting, or appointed-in-the-last-20min directors at this point?
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Posted 17 January 2020 - 03:47 AM

View PostAbyss, on 16 January 2020 - 08:37 PM, said:

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 16 January 2020 - 08:15 PM, said:

'Intelligence Agencies Are Afraid of Contradicting Trump's "Gut"

The heads of U.S. intelligence agencies are trying to wriggle out of their annual briefing to Congress on worldwide threats—at least the portion of the briefing that's open to the public—so that they won't have to appear on television disagreeing with President Donald Trump.

In their last public threat briefing to Congress, in January 2019, the intelligence chiefs testified[...]

All these claims—based on analyses by all 16 U.S. intelligence agencies—contradicted assertions made by Trump, and he angrily struck back in a series of tweets, one of which lambasted "the Intelligence people" as "extremely passive and naive" and told them to "go back to school!"'

https://slate.com/ne...dict-trump.html


Aren't at least half of the agencies down to deputy, acting, or appointed-in-the-last-20min directors at this point?


Yes; according to the article, they're not afraid of hurting Trump's feelings, they're reasonably worried about being fired. Trump sees them as still 'auditioning' for the position....

'President Trump reveals himself as woefully uninformed about the basics of geography, incorrectly telling Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi, "It's not like you've got China on your border." He toys with awarding himself the Medal of Freedom.[...]

After Trump bungles his India-China geography and seems to dismiss the threat China poses to India, for instance, the authors write that "Modi's eyes bulged out in surprise."

"Modi's expression gradually shifted, from shock and concern to resignation," they continue, adding that one Trump aide concludes Modi probably "left that meeting and said, 'This is not a serious man. I cannot count on this man as a partner.'"'

https://www.washingt...a85d_story.html

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Posted 17 January 2020 - 10:17 AM

Sadly, this isn't photoshopped. I get totally skeeved out by this guy. You know how conspiracy theorists would put out wacko ideas about Hillary Clinton and the Obamas being illuminati lizard people and other crazy ideas? Where are these theories for this guy and Ivanka? Someone out there has got to have a "confirmed" source that can reveal crazy shit about them.
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Posted 17 January 2020 - 06:11 PM

'Trump Melted Down at a Meeting With Military Leaders [...]

“You’re all losers,” Trump said. [...] Trump questioned why the United States couldn’t get some oil as payment for the troops stationed in the Persian Gulf. “We spent $7 trillion; they’re ripping us off,” Trump boomed. “Where is the f---ing oil?”

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Trump by now was in one of his rages. He was so angry that he wasn’t taking many breaths. All morning, he had been coarse and cavalier, but the next several things he bellowed went beyond that description. They stunned nearly everyone in the room, and some vowed that they would never repeat them. Indeed, they have not been reported until now.
“I wouldn’t go to war with you people,” Trump told the assembled brass.
Addressing the room, the commander in chief barked, “You’re a bunch of dopes and babies.”

https://www.esquire....s-dopes-losers/

'Attendees described Vice President Mike Pence, who was also in the meeting, as silent, "frozen like a statue" and "a wax museum guy" during Trump's lashing out'

https://www.cnn.com/...rson/index.html
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Posted 18 January 2020 - 03:52 PM

It's a special relationship

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Posted 18 January 2020 - 05:55 PM

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Posted 19 January 2020 - 02:09 AM

'Last Friday, in a Fox News interview, the president repeated that he cared only about the oil. "I left troops to take the oil," he told Laura Ingraham. "The only troops I have are taking the oil." [...] Trump stiff-armed Ingraham's attempts to clean up his language about stealing Syrian oil. "I left troops to take the oil," he told her. She tried to correct him: "We're not taking the oil. They're protecting the facilities." Trump shrugged off this reformulation. "Well, maybe we will, maybe we won't," he said. "Maybe we should take it. But we have the oil."'

https://slate.com/ne...t-humanity.html

Not from an actual Biden interview, but it's telling that I had to check:

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Posted 21 January 2020 - 01:33 AM

'Kellyanne Conway on Monday responded to a question on how the president is observing Martin Luther King Day by claiming the civil-rights leader would oppose the impeachment of President Donald Trump.

[...] Adding that the president and Dr. King would see eye-to-eye on "unity and equality," Conway complained that it's not the president who is "trying to tear the country apart through an impeachment process and a lack of substance that really is very shameful at this point."

[...] "I'm happy to share a birthday with this day," Conway concluded.'

https://www.thedaily...chment?ref=home

Trump on Twitter:

'“It was exactly three years ago today, January 20, 2017, that I was sworn into office. So appropriate that today is also MLK jr DAY.'

https://www.independ...Paq8AoNnpuIyYQg

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Posted 21 January 2020 - 05:21 AM

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Posted 21 January 2020 - 12:24 PM

Man’s anti-Trump licence plates banned following backlash

(of course it was in Texas)

https://www.news.com...5c3b8b090d7594d
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Posted 21 January 2020 - 12:31 PM

View PostTsundoku, on 21 January 2020 - 12:24 PM, said:

Man’s anti-Trump licence plates banned following backlash

(of course it was in Texas)

https://www.news.com...5c3b8b090d7594d

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Posted 21 January 2020 - 07:08 PM

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Posted 22 January 2020 - 07:32 PM

Republican memes? Yes, please. This should be fun.
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Posted 23 January 2020 - 06:59 PM

Oh great BK has gone full delusional boomer...
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Posted 23 January 2020 - 07:05 PM

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Posted 23 January 2020 - 07:07 PM

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'Men Don't Recycle Because They Don't Want People Thinking They're Gay, Study Finds'

https://www.vice.com...inine-gay-study

'"Get Your Mops & Buckets Ready!" — Trump's Infuriating Answer To Rising Seas

[Trump:] "A massive 200 Billion Dollar Sea Wall, built around New York to protect it from rare storms, is a costly, foolish & environmentally unfriendly idea that, when needed, probably won't work anyway. It will also look terrible. Sorry, you'll just have to get your mops & buckets ready!"

The proposal by the Army Corps of Engineers [...] would not be $200 billion, as Trump falsely claimed, but $119 billion, and it would be constructed over 25 years. A finalized proposal isn't expected to be presented to Congress until at least 2022. Some experts fear the massive proposal is already too little too late.

[...] The "environmentally unfriendly" president has also won approval to construct two sea walls at his Doonbeg golf resort in Ireland to keep the ocean at bay amid climate change, which Trump has called a "hoax," but now says is "serious."'

https://www.huffpost...LMH_GrKuu-RFtqi

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Posted 23 January 2020 - 07:54 PM

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So is Schiff supposed to be 'beady-eyed' (Hannity) or 'bug-eyed'? Both at once?

I'll raise you:

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Posted 23 January 2020 - 09:13 PM

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'The Trump administration proposed scrapping Michelle Obama's healthy school lunch policy on her birthday

[...] the new rule could pave "the way for children to choose pizza, burgers, french fries and other foods high in calories, saturated fat or sodium in place of balanced school meals every day."'

https://www.business...h-policy-2020-1

'The Trump Campaign has re-ignited the buzz around an image of the president's head pasted onto Sylvester Stallone's body, claiming there's "no proof" it was doctored.'

https://www.dailymai...e-doctored.html

'A new Trump policy has made an additional 700,000 Americans ineligible for food stamps:

"Millions and millions of people don't need food stamps anymore... They're doing really well."'

https://mavenroundta...l8EOZ-c15VPTMug

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Posted 23 January 2020 - 09:20 PM

Yep. I said it in the most truthful terms - Trump voters/supporters vote against their interests. If I was disabled and unable to work, I wouldn't vote for a president who is taking away my benefits.
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